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etalian posted:man worth billions of dollars doesn't need looks and a hb to attract women No, but he needs a functioning body and a modicum of health.
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I don't want to fat shame anyone but I'm not even sure where all of his body parts are located, like I assume he has a normal human skeleton at least, but his legs seem to jut out from the middle possibly bypassing the need for a pelvis altogether. I feel bad about noticing this. TontoCorazon posted:Lol if you get mad at video games. Play with some pussy instead. I'm mad about video game pussy. edit: I said come in! posted:That's a really old picture now, I think he has been losing weight. Oh thank goodness, good for him.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I don't want to fat shame anyone but I'm not even sure where all of his body parts are located, like I assume he has a normal human skeleton at least, but his legs seem to jut out from the middle possibly bypassing the need for a pelvis altogether. I feel bad about noticing this. Exactly! Like I said, its his gut pushing his legs apart. 
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Apr 26, 2015 05:16
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Apr 26, 2015 05:16
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Gaben slingin some nasty dick
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Apr 26, 2015 05:24
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psyopmonkey posted:So... His gut is so big it forces his legs apart like that? He wouldn't need to manspread if he just cut off his dick already... right? Do the right thing psyop
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Apr 26, 2015 05:28
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Motherfucker posted:He wouldn't need to manspread if he just cut off his dick already... What? Youre dumb and a bad poster. You should go to bed.
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Apr 26, 2015 05:29
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gaben is not mostly adipose tissue. that is a loving lie that gut is a cache of the best video games ever made. to be in it's presence is a loving honor and a privilege. show your drat respect
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Apr 26, 2015 05:30
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how has no one mentioned the knives yet why does he have so many knives what is going on with the knives
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Apr 26, 2015 05:39
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You have to be in decent shape to effectively wield a knife, so are they just like collectibles? Does he also have a room full of pewter wizard figurines?
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Apr 26, 2015 05:42
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where are you seeing knives
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Apr 26, 2015 05:43
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extra stout posted:remember when gabe was asked how he feels about half life 3 jokes on reddit and his reply was that everytime someone makes a half life joke they didnt make a fat joke so it's good he also said that everytime someone makes a fat gaben joke he delays hl3 another week lmao
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Apr 26, 2015 05:45
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etalian posted:Gaben is a self-actualized human being
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Apr 26, 2015 05:46
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gggiiimmmppp posted:
Nice 1 gene gg
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Apr 26, 2015 05:47
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we are all looking up that girls skirt wondering if thats a landing strip and no one wants to admit it 
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Apr 26, 2015 05:48
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oval office sitll sittin on hl3, fucken gabe pos gabe, fat cow
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Apr 26, 2015 05:49
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like if he had a billion dollars couldn't he be put into some sort of coma and hooked up to electronic probes which jiggle his muscles around for 24 hours a day whilst being intravenously fed a fully nutritious liquid and have his wastes removed via suction after 1 month in the 'fat tank' which would be ~720 hours of constant muscle stimulation he would be cut as gently caress this is the process he would go through first the coma:  then the muscle stimulation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zDhyCy5l24 then the billionaire muscle bound monster: 
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Jeff Sichoe posted:like if he had a billion dollars couldn't he be put into some sort of coma and hooked up to electronic probes which jiggle his muscles around for 24 hours a day whilst being intravenously fed a fully nutritious liquid and have his wastes removed via suction Do you know how muscles grow/work?
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Orkin Mang posted:oval office sitll sittin on hl3, fucken gabe pos gabe, fat cow  Look at this guy over here. What a buffoon!
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Apr 26, 2015 05:51
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that dude is so high and mighty about his crappy and unfinished game for tweens
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Apr 26, 2015 05:52
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gggiiimmmppp posted:
lol yes sir, yes you are.
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Apr 26, 2015 05:53
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Apr 26, 2015 05:57
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psyopmonkey posted:Do you know how muscles grow/work? he has a billion dollars man sure I might be slightly out with my science sorry nerd but i'm sure he could pay some googly-eyed fucker such as yourself to work out a better method loving uptight nerds man jesus!
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Apr 26, 2015 05:57
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I just noticed the plastic page protector
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Apr 26, 2015 06:00
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is halflife 2 even good i played it twice and lose my will to play at the fan boat scene
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Apr 26, 2015 06:02
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gary oldmans diary posted:is halflife 2 even good It's ok
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I thought that was photoshopped, they took the head from this pic:
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Apr 26, 2015 06:10
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gabe has them shifty eyes
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Not sure I'd be able to keep it up with Gabe's chameleon eyeballs focusing high-powered distress beams on my face and dick simultaneously
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Apr 26, 2015 06:13
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homercles posted:I thought that was photoshopped, they took the head from this pic: yea gabes pretty fat but he isn't that fat. though i hear hes getting swole these days
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Apr 26, 2015 06:13
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if gabe newell ever comes in contact with grrm the universe explodes oh shi
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Apr 26, 2015 06:14
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To punish gaben for his greedy mod charging ways, in the future I will only buy Steam games that are on sale.
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Apr 26, 2015 06:15
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Why are people upset at this man? What did he do?
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gary oldmans diary posted:is halflife 2 even good It's decent, but it's aged somewhat poorly compared to when it came out now that every game has physics
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Apr 26, 2015 06:16
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fyodor posted:if gabe newell ever comes in contact with grrm the universe explodes oh shi Itd be funny if grrm abandoned the books and the show to make a game of thrones videogame on steam platform
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thathonkey posted:Itd be funny if grrm abandoned the books and the show to make a game of thrones videogame on steam platform There already is one.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Why are people upset at this man? What did he do? its about ethics in video game modding
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