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I haven't had a girlfriend since high school. I'm 28 now. I'm not bad looking, I'm just really awkward in social situations. Every time I sense a girl likes me I turn into a doofus and screw it all up.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:07 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:11 |
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im gay
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:09 |
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just keep posting on SA. That's the first thing I bring up on all my dates, as did my father before him and his before him.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:11 |
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shes probably where u left ur bikepump
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:11 |
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illl post my picture if you post yours
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:12 |
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we have no idea why do you think we're here you idiot
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:12 |
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Get rich.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:13 |
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People tell me to be myself but I kind of suck a lot
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:14 |
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cocaine
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:14 |
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on the first date start talking about your favorite mde skits
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:15 |
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Chinatown posted:cocaine chicks dig this poo poo
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:15 |
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Be yourself
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:16 |
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RaySmuckles posted:chicks dig this poo poo its legit amazing when u see the effect firsthand
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:17 |
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all the girls love me op because i am a mewling subservient beta male. mew mew mew let me brush your hair and you can tell me about the other girls at work mew mew mew
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:17 |
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Be strong, brave, smart, and clean. Dress nice, but not too nice. Dont be loud, annoying, or weird. Just be casual and relaxed. You should be a huge fan of cats too.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:19 |
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I just don't know how to meet women. I mean real women, not bar sluts. Do you just go up to them and talk to them? Like if you see a cute girl at a park do you just walk up like a creeper and start talking to her. Christ, I'm so lame.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:21 |
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Make sure they are aware you have the length, girth, and prowess of a porn star.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:21 |
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You buy them at the yazidi market lol
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:22 |
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SweetKarma posted:I just don't know how to meet women. I mean real women, not bar sluts. Do you just go up to them and talk to them? Like if you see a cute girl at a park do you just walk up like a creeper and start talking to her. Take classes, join groups, or work with the public. Dont just walk up to strangers and try to strike up a conversation. That poo poo is lame.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:23 |
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volunteer at a hospice
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:24 |
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carry their printer
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7YR9oVku4Q
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:26 |
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be brave enough to buy your girlfriend tampons in public and say that they are for your gaping rear end to deflect suspicion off of her hth
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:27 |
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If you see them, technically there you're girlfriend.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:27 |
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Jagchosis posted:carry their printer This doesn't work, take it from me.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:27 |
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SweetKarma posted:I haven't had a girlfriend since high school. I'm 28 now. I'm not bad looking, I'm just really awkward in social situations. Every time I sense a girl likes me I turn into a doofus and screw it all up. Find a girl being chased by the entity from the film, "It Follows".
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:27 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Take classes, join groups, or work with the public. Do you mean college classes? I thought about doing some volunteer work or taking some scuba classes. Is that what you mean?
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:29 |
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Darf posted:be brave enough to buy your girlfriend tampons in public and say that they are for your gaping rear end to deflect suspicion off of her hth best to practice this before you get a girlfirend, plus you will meet girls in the tampon aisle
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:29 |
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buy her some flowers and a snickers
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:29 |
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I feel like meeting a girl during a scuba class would be too much like the movies to be real.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:30 |
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SweetKarma posted:Do you mean college classes? I thought about doing some volunteer work or taking some scuba classes. Is that what you mean? Sure. Just go do things in a group with people that youre attracted too. Jesus christ, get off the internet.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:30 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:31 |
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stay on the internet and ask us more questions, i'll show you how a penis works
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:31 |
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sounds like a serious case of 'wane dick', you seen a doc?
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:32 |
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: When in doubt, whip it out. You're welcome
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:35 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Sure. Sincerely, I feel like this post is legit. I need to get my lazy rear end off of the internet and start doing real world stuff. I might actually sign up for that scuba class...
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:36 |
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SweetKarma posted:Sincerely, I feel like this post is legit. I need to get my lazy rear end off of the internet and start doing real world stuff. I might actually sign up for that scuba class... Good job. Now shut up you jabroni.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:36 |
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SweetKarma posted:Sincerely, I feel like this post is legit. I need to get my lazy rear end off of the internet and start doing real world stuff. I might actually sign up for that scuba class... they dont make wetsuits in xxl
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:37 |
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SweetKarma posted:Sincerely, I feel like this post is legit. I need to get my lazy rear end off of the internet and start doing real world stuff. I might actually sign up for that scuba class... lol i'd laugh if this was ironic but since it's sincere I laugh, in a different manner.
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# ? Apr 26, 2015 06:37 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 10:11 |
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i hope an atom bomb explodes out of your monitor
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