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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I haven't had a girlfriend since high school. I'm 28 now. I'm not bad looking, I'm just really awkward in social situations. Every time I sense a girl likes me I turn into a doofus and screw it all up.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
just keep posting on SA. That's the first thing I bring up on all my dates, as did my father before him and his before him.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
shes probably where u left ur bikepump

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
illl post my picture if you post yours

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
we have no idea why do you think we're here you idiot

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Get rich.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
People tell me to be myself but I kind of suck a lot

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cocaine

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

on the first date start talking about your favorite mde skits

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

chicks dig this poo poo

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Be yourself

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

RaySmuckles posted:

chicks dig this poo poo

its legit amazing when u see the effect firsthand

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
all the girls love me op because i am a mewling subservient beta male. mew mew mew let me brush your hair and you can tell me about the other girls at work mew mew mew

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Be strong, brave, smart, and clean.

Dress nice, but not too nice.

Dont be loud, annoying, or weird. Just be casual and relaxed.

You should be a huge fan of cats too.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I just don't know how to meet women. I mean real women, not bar sluts. Do you just go up to them and talk to them? Like if you see a cute girl at a park do you just walk up like a creeper and start talking to her.




Christ, I'm so lame.

Toasty
Mar 12, 2007
Make sure they are aware you have the length, girth, and prowess of a porn star.

son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011
You buy them at the yazidi market lol

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SweetKarma posted:

I just don't know how to meet women. I mean real women, not bar sluts. Do you just go up to them and talk to them? Like if you see a cute girl at a park do you just walk up like a creeper and start talking to her.




Christ, I'm so lame.

Take classes, join groups, or work with the public.

Dont just walk up to strangers and try to strike up a conversation.

That poo poo is lame.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
volunteer at a hospice

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
carry their printer

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7YR9oVku4Q

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
be brave enough to buy your girlfriend tampons in public and say that they are for your gaping rear end to deflect suspicion off of her hth

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
If you see them, technically there you're girlfriend.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Jagchosis posted:

carry their printer

This doesn't work, take it from me.

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Aug 31, 2011


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SweetKarma posted:

I haven't had a girlfriend since high school. I'm 28 now. I'm not bad looking, I'm just really awkward in social situations. Every time I sense a girl likes me I turn into a doofus and screw it all up.

Find a girl being chased by the entity from the film, "It Follows".

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

psyopmonkey posted:

Take classes, join groups, or work with the public.

Dont just walk up to strangers and try to strike up a conversation.

That poo poo is lame.

Do you mean college classes? I thought about doing some volunteer work or taking some scuba classes. Is that what you mean?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Darf posted:

be brave enough to buy your girlfriend tampons in public and say that they are for your gaping rear end to deflect suspicion off of her hth

best to practice this before you get a girlfirend, plus you will meet girls in the tampon aisle

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
buy her some flowers and a snickers :allears:

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I feel like meeting a girl during a scuba class would be too much like the movies to be real.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SweetKarma posted:

Do you mean college classes? I thought about doing some volunteer work or taking some scuba classes. Is that what you mean?

Sure.

Just go do things in a group with people that youre attracted too.

Jesus christ, get off the internet.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
stay on the internet and ask us more questions, i'll show you how a penis works

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
sounds like a serious case of 'wane dick', you seen a doc?

Lil Bit O Vitriol
Jan 10, 2010
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

When in doubt, whip it out.

You're welcome

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

psyopmonkey posted:

Sure.

Just go do things in a group with people that youre attracted too.

Jesus christ, get off the internet.

Sincerely, I feel like this post is legit. I need to get my lazy rear end off of the internet and start doing real world stuff. I might actually sign up for that scuba class...

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

SweetKarma posted:

Sincerely, I feel like this post is legit. I need to get my lazy rear end off of the internet and start doing real world stuff. I might actually sign up for that scuba class...

Good job.

Now shut up you jabroni.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

SweetKarma posted:

Sincerely, I feel like this post is legit. I need to get my lazy rear end off of the internet and start doing real world stuff. I might actually sign up for that scuba class...

they dont make wetsuits in xxl

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SweetKarma posted:

Sincerely, I feel like this post is legit. I need to get my lazy rear end off of the internet and start doing real world stuff. I might actually sign up for that scuba class...

lol i'd laugh if this was ironic but since it's sincere I laugh, in a different manner.

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wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
i hope an atom bomb explodes out of your monitor

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