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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Chicago dog
dog rating: 10/10 this is objectively the best kind of hotdog and has no flaws


Chili dog
dog rating: 9/10 this dog owns but misses a certain 'it' factor


german dog: 7/10 solid dog


sonoran dog: 4/10 below average dog ; not that good. while wrapping the dog in bacon is the foundation for a p decent dog, this dog falls short on account of all of the other stupid poo poo that people put on it like mayonaise and guacamole



GBS - what are you favorite dogs? and should i kill myself?

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
lol im too poor to make a poll apparently gg

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Hotdogs are really gross.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
i love wieners hotdogs

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
yes everybody knows gbs sucks can we keep the conversation to hotdogs please?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
someone post a hotdog they like please

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
um if u eat hot dogs besides cuz ur at costco n need a bite to eat ur a dirty prole

hth, op

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


where are the slawdogs op

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Bro Dad posted:

where are the slawdogs op

Yeah OP?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im not amazed with ketchup on hotdogs but curry ketchup is good
those germans know whats up

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Dunno op, that sonoran dog looks like the tastiest one.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I am in no way suggesting sausages in general are bad, but, I have grown fond of apples thanks to this new knife you might like.

MUSCULAR BEAVER
Dec 26, 2014

HENDO! HENDO!

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I take my hotdog boiled on a piece of processed white bread, no condiments.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ROFLburger posted:

Chicago dog
dog rating: 10/10 this is objectively the best kind of hotdog and has no flaws


Looks like a snotdog.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Murphy Brownback posted:

I take my hotdog boiled on a piece of processed white bread, no condiments.
man i hate when bread is processed

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

hotdogs are poo poo tier poop food compared to the god of long thick meat, sausages

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i like them with mustard and onions. ketchup is too sweet for hotdogs, only good on fries

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

ROFLburger posted:

Chicago dog
dog rating: 10/10 this is objectively the best kind of hotdog and has no flaws


GBS - what are you favorite dogs? and should i kill myself?

wow look how wrong you are



much better. less ketchup tho

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014


what the gently caress is this

unacceptable

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

ROFLburger posted:

Chicago dog
dog rating: 10/10 this is objectively the best kind of hotdog and has no flaws


i agree with everyone, this is a shameful hotdog

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
Why yes I would like one slab of sub-par meat with so much random poo poo thrown on top that I can't even notice that my hot dog is actually reshaped dog food.

*takes bite* mmmm, tastes like pickle and nothing else, this is exactly what I wanted.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

I can't tell if that's literal poo poo, or one of those hamburger rollers from 7/11.

That's a terrifying thought.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
doobie

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
frog dog

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
fries.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
coke in a bottle

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
mt. dew cake

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
*sips hotdog macchiato*

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

mt. dew cake

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Dill pickle spears I want right now. No hot dog.

Question becomes who makes the best pickle?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Zeluth posted:

Dill pickle spears I want right now. No hot dog.

Question becomes who makes the best pickle?

jews

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Welp, I am now converted.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

*sips hotdog macchiato*

gary oldmans diary posted:

this 7/11 is my favorite coffee shop
*buys a hot dog with his coffee for dippin*

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
Hot dogs are good as long as you remember to buy Hebrew National, or Nathan's or Boars Head. I guess I am saying that, along with the best pickles, Jews make the best dogs.

This is the best mustard for hotdogs. Plus you get a cool little mug.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
doobie dog

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


this is triggering to americans for some reason lmao.

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