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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Ramsus posted:

what's your bmi?

http://ycharts.com/companies/BMI

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
how much fracking fat is on your body

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

according to that stock ticker and a bmi calculator, 435 pounds

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
I would not gently caress that fat girl.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

OMGVBFLOL posted:



i mean come on, that's kinda neat and definitely more interesting than the original background-noise-at-best ad

also this made me laugh:



The first one is just lame, though. The second one aint tat funny either

At the very least they could have used some word balloons or those fart stickers

It's a pretty lame boring ad but that graffiti is even less clever

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Who are they to decide that I should think they are both good looking?

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

OMGVBFLOL posted:

tbh any time anyone vandalizes advertising i'm on board

there's just something compelling about any dolt with a sharpie or some paint being able to gently caress with a company's attempts to manipulate people

Don't care, sales are up

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
Tara agreed that it was "definitely a successful experience" saying, "I was really worried we would attract abuse or men making us feel uncomfortable but we didn't. My faith in humanity has been restored a little."


"i was surprised to find out actual real people don't behave the same way the imaginary ones i fight against in my head do"

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

The Fattest PI posted:

realtalk it's a stupid advertisement

All british people are perpetually frumpy and there aren't any beaches to go to anyways unless you like sitting on some cold rocks near some cold water in the rain.
have you heard of a plane it can fly through the sky and take you to other places which have sun and beaches we're not all doomed to spend the rest of our lives in the country we were born in forever

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Ahundredbux posted:

Who are they to decide that I should think they are both good looking?

Appearanceist.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Ahundredbux posted:

Who are they to decide that I should think they are both good looking?

Sexual attraction is a choice !

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Exercise is good for you.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

XMNN posted:

have you heard of a plane it can fly through the sky and take you to other places which have sun and beaches we're not all doomed to spend the rest of our lives in the country we were born in forever

A lot of Americans don't realize how tiny Britain is and how close it is to other tiny countries.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



That model's body is great and everything but it doesn't even look exaggerated, she's just really fit. If anything she's healthy as poo poo. I thought the issue was impossible body standards, but I guess the goal posts have been moved so now advertisers are corrupting our youth by making them want to be physically fit and active.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

boom boom boom posted:

A lot of Americans don't realize how tiny Britain is and how close it is to other tiny countries.
yeah it's pretty cool that in america you can go to the beach or the desert or the mountains in the same state but most of you probably live about as far from a sunny beach with warm water as anybody in britain

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Only people in deep interior states. The US is quite a bit further south than Europe.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

XMNN posted:

yeah it's pretty cool that in america you can go to the beach or the desert or the mountains in the same state but most of you probably live about as far from a sunny beach with warm water as anybody in britain

lol no

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Verisimilidude posted:

That model's body is great and everything but it doesn't even look exaggerated, she's just really fit. If anything she's healthy as poo poo. I thought the issue was impossible body standards, but I guess the goal posts have been moved so now advertisers are corrupting our youth by making them want to be physically fit and active.

actually she looks weak as poo poo. should get a weightlifter on their protein advert

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
America is actually a lot nicer than Britain, dude.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

hemale in pain posted:

actually she looks weak as poo poo. should get a weightlifter on their protein advert



drat, that's hot

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


It's probably better for you, as a person, and your soul, if you're fat and you just accept that you're probably fat because you enjoy stuffing yourself with unhealthy food, more than taking care of yourself. If you just admit it and let yourself either be okay with that or deal with the fallout of confronting something you don't like about yourself, that's better than pretending it's society's fault you're an unappealing bucket of lard

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
lol ya actually

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
*rushes in to defend company selling weightloss nostrum by playing on people's insecurities*

Maniac Pahis
Nov 3, 2010

by Ralp

Monkey Fracas posted:

*rushes in to defend company selling weightloss nostrum by playing on people's insecurities*

It's protein, you loving imbecile

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Apr 8, 2012

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everyone on facebook is talking about it like its a pro anexoria thing lol

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Maniac Pahis posted:

It's protein, you loving imbecile

they appear to be marketing it as a weightloss product

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

Monkey Fracas posted:

they appear to be marketing it as a weightloss product

well obviously, it lets them sell bog standard Whey and a basic multivitamin for twice as much as the industry standard.

I already said, anyone who buys this poo poo is an idiot, they're charging £60 for something almost identical to a product you could get from Myprotein or a similar supplier for under £30.




Also, any food is a weight loss product if you tell your customer to eat an amount that adds up to a calorie deficit. You can lose weight on McDonalds and Twinkies.

http://www.today.com/health/man-loses-56-pounds-after-eating-only-mcdonalds-six-months-2D79329158

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

Monkey Fracas posted:

they appear to be marketing it as a weightloss product

No, they are marketing it as a health supplement, which it is. You are just dumb if you don't know what protein is

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010





would

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Just want to empty quote this to look at it again

Vaginapocalypse
Mar 15, 2013

:qq: B-but it's so hard being white! Waaaaaagh! :qq:
British people could forge a globe spanning empire

yet they couldn't take down one British pedophile, who essentially got away with raping hundreds of children

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Vaginapocalypse posted:

British people could forge a globe spanning empire

yet they couldn't take down one British pedophile, who essentially got away with raping hundreds of children

The difference is, they wanted to make a globe spanning empire.

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Apr 8, 2012

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Vaginapocalypse
Mar 15, 2013

:qq: B-but it's so hard being white! Waaaaaagh! :qq:
British people have created a pedophilocracy is that a word i dont even

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Apr 8, 2012

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as well as scots, rich horse teethed twats from the south, champagne drinking BBC executives etc

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.

A Typical Goon posted:

No, they are marketing it as a health supplement, which it is. You are just dumb if you don't know what protein is

haha, it literally says "Weight Loss" on the jar fuckwit.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im SO UPSET at people trying to make themselves look better holy poo poo im shaking im literally shaking

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

A Typical Goon posted:

No, they are marketing it as a health supplement, which it is. You are just dumb if you don't know what protein is

oh come on it literally says "Weightloss Collection" with some attractive lady on the poster

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
How dare someone tell me I'm not attractive?

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