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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

...it was great how many people got pissed off because they didn't know the "confirmed bachelor" perk made your character gay.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I liked exploring the vast expanses of the New Vegas wastes.

Sandbox games = best games

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


You'll also have a slightly easier time murdering men.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
in mario 64, if you enter the clock level, jump up and down 3 times, press a, b, then restart your console, the rest of the game is mario talking in a REALLY camp voice it's quite offensive actually

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
careful guys, op is a card-carrying member of the white glove society

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
being a confirmed bachelor owned loving guys owns

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Wheres the incel perk

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaZXiPL0nbg

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Every character I make in rpg's are pansexual.

Lord Humongus
Apr 10, 2009

ice ice baby :toot:
i didn't know but I still enjoyed it

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op8T7MltzbU

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

big iron on his hip

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


a hole-y ghost posted:

Wheres the incel perk

That's called 'Setting all your SPECIAL stats to 1'.

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

Tiberius Thyben posted:

That's called 'Setting all your SPECIAL stats to 1'.

but you can't do that in new vegas

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Gyra_Solune posted:

but you can't do that in new vegas

You do get different dialogue options if you set intelligence to 1 .

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Obsidian is really good at making games that make people mad. Pillars of Eternity is kinda bad, but its been funny watching the trainwreck over a couple lines of dialog causing people to lose their poo poo.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
new vegas sucked it was the fallout 2 disney land attraction poo poo with a cowboy town a ninja town a frank sinatra town blah blah it was all tedious and unfunny

fallout 3 was an actual wasteland and people complained it was too empty, what the gently caress do you expect a wasteland to be

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

I said come in! posted:

Obsidian is really good at making games that make people mad. Pillars of Eternity is kinda bad, but its been funny watching the trainwreck over a couple lines of dialog causing people to lose their poo poo.

Oh poo poo what dialogue? I'm going through that game right now.

Halah
Sep 1, 2003

Maybe just another light that shines

psyopmonkey posted:

I liked exploring the vast expanses of the New Vegas wastes.

Sandbox games = best games

:cheers:

I always end up with level 30 characters working on the third quest because I just wander around like a useless hobo packing heat.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

TEAYCHES posted:

big iron on his hip
PIG iron
:goonsay:

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
confirmed bachelor was great because it gave you bonus damage to men and most enemies were men.

or am I thinking of another perk?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i liked how in new vegas benny would be all "oh hehe i am schemeing and will escape" but if you had the goods you could just be like "nope, not jumping thru your hoops" and just explode his head with a tire iron and kill all of his henchmen

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Jimson posted:

PIG iron
:goonsay:

What?

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

You could take the "Ladykiller" perk as well, and just be bi.

But if you're mad about being gay, then you're probably not cool with bisexuals, either so :shrug:

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Hobohemian posted:

You do get different dialogue options if you set intelligence to 1 .

It's 3 or less and min smarts max luck is the only way to FNV

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i liked how in new vegas benny would be all "oh hehe i am schemeing and will escape" but if you had the goods you could just be like "nope, not jumping thru your hoops" and just explode his head with a tire iron and kill all of his henchmen
New Vegas had a lot of neat stuff but the huge amount of ways you could deal with Benny (or have Benny dealt with) might be the best

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Mr. Unlucky posted:

new vegas sucked it was the fallout 2 disney land attraction poo poo with a cowboy town a ninja town a frank sinatra town blah blah it was all tedious and unfunny

fallout 3 was an actual wasteland and people complained it was too empty, what the gently caress do you expect a wasteland to be

are you trolling or a irl retard

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

Oh poo poo what dialogue? I'm going through that game right now.

there was a epitaph about a dude unknowingly banging a tranny buried so deep in the game most players miss it

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Jimson posted:

PIG iron
:goonsay:

i thought that too but it's not

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Robot Randy posted:

there was a epitaph about a dude unknowingly banging a tranny buried so deep in the game most players miss it
the fricking Problematic Epitaph . :negative:

Korthal
May 26, 2011


Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Robot Randy posted:

there was a epitaph about a dude unknowingly banging a tranny buried so deep in the game most players miss it

I liked the "gently caress You" door.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Jimson posted:

PIG iron
:goonsay:

why would you make a gun out of pig iron

it's extremely brittle

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i had heard the term before and just assumed pig iron was like, some sorta lovely alloy people used in the depression

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

gently caress the Legion.

Can't fast travel anywhere without a bunch of armored assassins showing up.

But hey, you get to pick the nice stuff up off of their bodies.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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