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but have no marketable skills thus no hope of ever getting a green card could i realistically live as an illegal immigrant without having to like, dig trenches or poo poo for the rest of my life
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Just marry some fat, desperate bitch. Loads of them out there.
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Apr 26, 2015 22:17
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"i want to move to america"
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Apr 26, 2015 22:17
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if you're white its alright, america has a shitload of illegal irish immigrants we dont do anything about
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Apr 26, 2015 22:18
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Bro Dad posted:if you're white its alright, america has a shitload of illegal irish immigrants we dont do anything about what do they do for a living
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Apr 26, 2015 22:19
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Universe Master posted:Just marry some fat, desperate bitch. OP a dude so he will have to find a rich bear or just keep suckin dem dicks
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Apr 26, 2015 22:19
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Dyna Soar posted:but have no marketable skills thus no hope of ever getting a green card you're boned and the guatemalan street cleaners are going to gangrape you for trying to take their $3 an hour job prying squirrels off the crosswalks
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Apr 26, 2015 22:20
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Dyna Soar posted:what do they do for a living live in the bronx, do nothing because there arent any jobs but you still get the fun smug superiority of being a new yorker
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Apr 26, 2015 22:21
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http://www.goarmy.com/
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Apr 26, 2015 22:24
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Dyna Soar posted:but have no marketable skills thus no hope of ever getting a green card you don't get a green card for having marketable skills you get to apply for work sponsorship but theres so many people being sponsored that the cap is reached within days and it ends up being a lottery
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Apr 26, 2015 22:26
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If your rich enough you can probably buy a dead person's identiy. Social security number,name,etc.
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Apr 26, 2015 22:29
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Dyna Soar posted:but have no marketable skills thus no hope of ever getting a green card Just bring in a million dollars of investable assets and yiu get a green card no skills required
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Apr 26, 2015 23:03
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The best is "My great grandaddy came over here - LEGALLY! With $1 in his pocket and a dream"
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Apr 26, 2015 23:08
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:The best is "My great grandaddy came over here - LEGALLY! With $1 in his pocket and a dream" My relatives have crime connections too, it's sweet
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Apr 26, 2015 23:13
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think twice
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Apr 26, 2015 23:14
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Dyna Soar posted:but have no marketable skills thus no hope of ever getting a green card You would probably work in a bar or a restaurant for four or five years after overstaying on your tourist visa and eventually marry an American and get citizenship that way. Bar and restaurant jobs are somewhat competitive here though thanks to the tipping culture that the rest of the world doesn't have the social skills to handle so if you don't have experience at home you will work at a place that is owned by a fellow countryman that feels sorry for you.
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Apr 26, 2015 23:15
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you can move in with me op, i live in the basement of the statue of liberty
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Sheep-Goats posted:You would probably work in a bar or a restaurant for four or five years after overstaying on your tourist visa and eventually marry an American and get citizenship that way. Bar and restaurant jobs are somewhat competitive here though thanks to the tipping culture that the rest of the world doesn't have the social skills to handle so if you don't have experience at home you will work at a place that is owned by a fellow countryman that feels sorry for you. in other words no uggos
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Mange Mite posted:in other words no uggos You can't emigrate if you're ugly obv
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What are you like at Olympic sports?
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cmndstab posted:What are you like at Olympic sports? well he's not american and we don't generally care about poo poo like horse dancing or whatever europeans excel at so
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You have to have marketable skills. Can you access the internet? If so you have Internet Resource Access skills. Do you speak a language other than English? There may be a business opportunity to use you language. Can you drive? Would you drive a truck? Truck drivers are in high demand. Find an international employment search engine, I bet Monster would work,and see what you can come up with. Good Luck!
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Apr 26, 2015 23:33
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you gotta kill an american and take their place it's the law
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Splatmaster posted:You have to have marketable skills. Can you access the internet? If so you have Internet Resource Access skills. Do you speak a language other than English? There may be a business opportunity to use you language. Can you drive? Would you drive a truck? Truck drivers are in high demand. Find an international employment search engine, I bet Monster would work,and see what you can come up with. Good Luck! drat you can make a lot of money driving a truck, where do i sign up
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Apr 27, 2015 00:28
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Most of that money will go to your ex wives and meth habit, fyi.
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comes along bort posted:you gotta kill an american and take their place it's the law rand paul 2016: survival of the fittest
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Apr 27, 2015 00:47
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We don't want anyone living here who is the kind of person who decides to be born someone other than America.
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Dyna Soar posted:but have no marketable skills thus no hope of ever getting a green card no. marry somebody
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If you are even marginally attractive all you have to do is show up in America, go to any bar in the rich part of any city and start talking. Women will fall all over themselves to get with you and your 'sexy accent'. It doesn't matter what the accent is as long as it's not American. hth
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My friend's dad keeps complaining that we're giving away a bunch of free poo poo to immigrants so you don't need to worry about skills, just find wherever the tax funded freebies kiosk is.
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America is great, if you're rich. If they won't invite you in legally then forget about it, you wouldn't enjoy it anyways.
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Apr 27, 2015 01:59
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Where are you? I may be willing to do a one to one citizen swap with you.
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Apr 27, 2015 02:04
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Say I want to gently caress your rear end
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ghlbtsk posted:If you are even marginally attractive all you have to do is show up in America, go to any bar in the rich part of any city and start talking. this sounds good. i want in on this
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ghlbtsk posted:If you are even marginally attractive all you have to do is show up in America, go to any bar in the rich part of any city and start talking. lmao imagine marrying someone with an american accent
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look up craiglist of major metropolitan areas and look for any openings on live in slaves.
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Dyna Soar posted:but have no marketable skills thus no hope of ever getting a green card do you mean, like, just digging trenches or, like "digging trenches" either way the answer is no
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:The best is "My great grandaddy came over here - LEGALLY! With $1 in his pocket and a dream" Actually no. My ancestors came over before this was a sovereign nation and were indentured servants. Then part of them moved west and were farmers and stuff that didn't make much money(my end), while the rest of them stayed on the east coast and became rich and one of them is president taft. I'm basically a native american at this point.
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Ramsus posted:I'm basically a native american at this point. nahhh
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