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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax


Is star trek a religion?

Who is your favorite star trek character?


Yes / Picard.

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
gorp

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
Star Trek is the worst atheist.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Whats the deal with Q?



Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
klingon folk festivals are freakin adorable

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

LegoPirateNinja posted:

klingon folk festivals are freakin adorable

You got vids?

www
Aug 4, 2010

q is god

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

www posted:

q is god

Is he though?

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
Gene Roddenberry was an atheist, and as such desired to usurp the role of God and make himself the center of worship. Thus he created Star Trek as a religion for virgins and autists.

Lucas and the Star Wars series was the equivalent of the Reformation, creating two competing branches if nerd/autist heathenism.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
What does God need with a starship?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Agag posted:

Gene Roddenberry was an atheist, and as such desired to usurp the role of God and make himself the center of worship. Thus he created Star Trek as a religion for virgins and autists.

Lucas and the Star Wars series was the equivalent of the Reformation, creating two competing branches if nerd/autist heathenism.

drat thats retarded

BiG TrUcKs !!!
Feb 25, 2007

My life is the most blessed and most cursed in existence (blessed spiritually, cursed physically)
I like the gay one.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Enfield posted:

drat thats retarded

Similar to post-Reformation confessionalism, nerd-religion demominations have only fractured further. Now each nerd creation has its own devoted followers who zealously defend it s superior to all competing faiths.

But Star Trek was the first such idol, and thus the most culturally significant.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

BiG TrUcKs !!! posted:

I like the gay one.

Beverly? The lesbian doctor?

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

psyopmonkey posted:

Beverly? The lesbian doctor?

Did the hologram/robot doctor ever gently caress?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Agag posted:

Did the hologram/robot doctor ever gently caress?

Yeah probably.

Rubbing their various genetalia into eachother.

Just really mushing their egress and ingress ports together.

It was a nasty affair.

:gonk:

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i think ernest borgnine is god

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Nefarious posted:

i think ernest borgnine is god

Merely an immoral.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Nefarious posted:

i think ernest borgnine is god

Whos that?

Hes an actor or something right?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


I worship her large, firm memory storage units

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
When will IBS strike you?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

its an aspiration, a promise to the generations that are to come that if we create genetically engineered superhumans and have a nuclear war that destroys most of the planet, then a guy will get drunk enough to build a ship that attracts passing alien scientists and we'll live in a post-scarcity paradise where everyone wears minidresses

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

chaosbreather posted:

its an aspiration, a promise to the generations that are to come that if we create genetically engineered superhumans and have a nuclear war that destroys most of the planet, then a guy will get drunk enough to build a ship that attracts passing alien scientists and we'll live in a post-scarcity paradise where everyone wears minidresses

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

chaosbreather posted:

its an aspiration, a promise to the generations that are to come that if we create genetically engineered superhumans and have a nuclear war that destroys most of the planet, then a guy will get drunk enough to build a ship that attracts passing alien scientists and we'll live in a post-scarcity paradise where everyone wears minidresses

Booze™, It worked for the vikings!

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What does God need with a starship?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

gene roddenberry worshipped nothing but pussy.

you can observe the affect in several of his productions.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Jj Abrams Star Wars trek

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Universe Master posted:

gene roddenberry worshipped nothing but pussy.

you can observe the affect in several of his productions.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
did you know that a high number of pedophiles are avid star trek fans?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What does God need with a starship?

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
gene rod n berry only had one testicle.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

a bone to pick posted:

did you know that a high number of pedophiles are avid star trek fans?

Also a disproportionate number of NASA employees are busted for viewing pedo material on their work computers.


The pedos look to space, hoping for a planet where touching kids is more fashionable.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

a bone to pick posted:

did you know that a high number of pedophiles are avid star trek fans?

Im not surprised by this.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

psyopmonkey posted:

Im not surprised by this.

big star trek fan then?

Hobo By Design
Mar 17, 2009

Hobo By Intent or Robo Hobo?
Ramrod XTreme
the best star trek character is g'kar

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

big star trek fan then?

Nah.

I watched it as a kid though.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Hobo By Design posted:

the best star trek character is g'kar

No, that black slime was. It slimed that mannish lady and she died. Scoreboard, slime.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Agag posted:

mannish lady

Please don't disrespect Tasha like that. She survived rape gangs to get some robot dick before she died.

Also, she was in Playboy. Look it up. It's nice.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Universe Master posted:

Please don't disrespect Tasha like that. She survived rape gangs to get some robot dick before she died.

Also, she was in Playboy. Look it up. It's nice.

She was one of my faves.

:allears:

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Hobo By Design
Mar 17, 2009

Hobo By Intent or Robo Hobo?
Ramrod XTreme

Agag posted:

No, that black slime was. It slimed that mannish lady and she died. Scoreboard, slime.

it was a sad episode, too bad amanda tapping wanted to do other things

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