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so like why was scott shelby pretending to investigate the origami killer when in fact he was the origami killer was he just followin up on his old victims' families or something also why did the dads keep disappearing namaste
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og SHAUN
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:30 |
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All video games are terrible.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:32 |
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I just finished sex with OP's mom (spoilers) it was bad my poor garbage dick could not satisfy her ):
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:34 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:34 |
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The canon reason is because he was trying to get rid of all the evidence he sent to each victim's family. The meta reason is because it's a game with a twist ending. I dunno about the Dads. I guess it's implied they either failed and died at various stages or failed and ran away in shame.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:35 |
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unlimited shrimp posted:so like why was scott shelby pretending to investigate the origami killer when in fact he was the origami killer nobody cares, gently caress off
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:36 |
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You know they call that poo poo movies
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:38 |
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Zeike posted:nobody cares, gently caress off is this, is this the holy grail of bad posting???
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:41 |
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The point was to satisfy David Cage's need for creepy voyeur video game boobs hth
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:55 |
How did he set up all the broken glass in the Butterfly trial when he was way too fat to fit in that tiny space?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:56 |
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Hadaka Apron posted:How did he set up all the broken glass in the Butterfly trial when he was way too fat to fit in that tiny space? how did he kill the guy in 2 seconds without the girl in the next room knowing???
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:58 |
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also dads die in the challenges, you can find the dead dad of the mom who tries to kill her kid op
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 00:58 |
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAUN
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 01:01 |
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Is that the movie where those New York cops go to Japan and show them how it's done?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 01:18 |
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Davincie posted:also dads die in the challenges, you can find the dead dad of the mom who tries to kill her kid op explain
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 01:31 |
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David Cage explicitly hates videogames but somehow has a career in them he's the cinematic equivalent of Tommy Wiseau but in VG terms that still makes him better than most
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 01:38 |
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Al Nipper posted:David Cage explicitly hates videogames but somehow has a career in them Press A to insert tampon Press B to not get raped WOW A REAL FEMALE EXPERIENCE
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 01:41 |
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Nooner posted:I just finished sex with OP's mom (spoilers) Same.... Was like throwing a welly up a train tunnel.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 10:18 |
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heavy rain is an absolutely miserable gameplay experience wrapped around a really loving terrible story. at least indigo prophecy was ridiculous in its stupidity, in a kinda funny b-movie sort of way, so you could laugh at it.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 10:21 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP30WYgYiUI Mega64 nailed Heavy Rain perfectly.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 10:24 |
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I thought the twist was pretty good. People are just mad because the game outsmarted them. Uhh, except for the whole thing with Ethan waking up on the street the killer came from without any explanation because they cut out the subplot about a supernatural psychic link because it would have been real dumb, but then they forgot to patch up that partickler plot hole...
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 10:49 |
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isn't this the game where one the main characters travels to the future to see his shrink?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 12:09 |
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David Cage is a nightmarish version of auteur theory, his creative vision shines through but you really wish it wouldn't.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 12:15 |
Things I learned from Heavy Rain: It's okay for news anchors to call crime suspects "dangerous lunatics." Psychiatrists can't tell anyone about anything their patients say, even if they think that their patient is a serial killer. Schizophrenia and dissociative identity disorder are the same thing.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 13:19 |
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PRESS X TO PAY YOUR RESPECTS TO JASON
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 13:33 |
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SHAUN!
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 13:45 |
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The twist is bad because in order to make the twist they had to reveal that previous gameplay interactions and cutscenes were in fact lies with no clues that they were lies at all. All the while, the dad guy was totally set up as having a split personality who is killing these kids and having to try and outsmart himself which is actually neat and interesting. What I am saying is we all got Cage'd Edit: Also all the kids are french.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 14:26 |
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Give Pat a Job posted:All video games are terrible. You'll be happy to know that Heavy Rain isn't a video game then. Press X to Jason.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 14:30 |
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SHAUN
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 14:37 |
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Why are they called quicktime events
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 14:59 |
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fyodor posted:Why are they called quicktime events i dunno but "press O to cut off your finger" was a good one
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 15:10 |
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My favorite David Cage story is how he got obsessed with Ellen Page, collected pictures of her childhood to adulthood, and then wrote a 2000 page fanfic about her.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 15:38 |
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Philadelphia posted:My favorite David Cage story is how he got obsessed with Ellen Page, collected pictures of her childhood to adulthood, and then wrote a 2000 page fanfic about her.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 15:42 |
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unlimited shrimp posted:explain If you fully explore the tunnels with the broken glass, you can find the dead body of one of the other fathers who couldn't make it through. There might be another body somewhere else I'm forgetting.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 15:53 |
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this is all I know about Heavy Rain: SHAAAAAAAUN SHAAAAAAAAAAUN SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN SHAAAAAAAAAUN SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 16:41 |
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Is this the game where Shelby manages to kill someone in another room, while being locked in a bathroom, while the player was controlling him? Or am I remembering incorrectly?
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 16:48 |
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Heavy Rain has like 5 endings. You didn't finish it until you get all of them.
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# ? Apr 27, 2015 16:49 |
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Cheryl? CHERYYYYYL! oops sorry wrong game
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Philadelphia posted:My favorite David Cage story is how he got obsessed with Ellen Page, collected pictures of her childhood to adulthood, and then wrote a 2000 page fanfic about her. my favorite is how he modeled the main female character in indigo prophecy on his cousin and then had her in a topless sex scene.
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