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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

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dk2m
May 6, 2009

Orkin Mang posted:

indian shaman: my spirit animal is the noble buffalo what is ur spirit animal
every last white person: ~*~*~*~TIMBERWOFL~*~*~*~

wheres thepeyote brah, madison isn't gonna be in the cabin until thursday so i got the entire wekend

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

As products of the split between man’s soul and body, there are two kinds of teachers of the Morality of Death: the mystics of spirit and the mystics of muscle, whom you call the spiritualists and the materialists, those who believe in consciousness without existence and those who believe in existence without consciousness. Both demand the surrender of your mind, one to their revelations, the other to their reflexes. No matter how loudly they posture in the roles of irreconcilable antagonists, their moral codes are alike, and so are their aims: in matter—the enslavement of man’s body, in spirit—the destruction of his mind.

The good, say the mystics of spirit, is God, a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man’s power to conceive—a definition that invalidates man’s consciousness and nullifies his concepts of existence. The good, say the mystics of muscle, is Society—a thing which they define as an organism that possesses no physical form, a super-being embodied in no one in particular and everyone in general except yourself. Man’s mind, say the mystics of spirit, must be subordinated to the will of God. Man’s mind, say the mystics of muscle, must be subordinated to the will of Society. Man’s standard of value, say the mystics of spirit, is the pleasure of God, whose standards are beyond man’s power of comprehension and must be accepted on faith. Man’s standard of value, say the mystics of muscle, is the pleasure of Society, whose standards are beyond man’s right of judgment and must be obeyed as a primary absolute. The purpose of man’s life, say both, is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know, for reasons he is not to question. His reward, say the mystics of spirit, will be given to him beyond the grave. His reward, say the mystics of muscle, will be given on earth—to his great-grandchildren.

Selfishness—say both—is man’s evil. Man’s good—say both—is to give up his personal desires, to deny himself, renounce himself, surrender; man’s good is to negate the life he lives. Sacrifice—cry both—is the essence of morality, the highest virtue within man’s reach.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
"Religious" means following and believing in specific rules and dogma set down by religious teachers and scriptures. "Spiritual" is just some vague ideas of there being some sort of "higher power" and people having of some sort non-materialist, soul or soul-like part of themselves. People who aren't complete materialists are delusional and are just fooling themselves though.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
my favourite religion has to be hinduism because of its novel theory about retardes namely that they deserve it

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
this is the thread where we all reveal our inner euphoric neckbeards right

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

appropriatemetaphor posted:

religious is being an idiot in one way and spiritual is also being an idiot but slightly less i guess? like the "spirit of the earth" or something is slightly more believable than 'oh i pray to a jew wizard'
Nah, spiritual is equally idiotic. You get people who believe in the secret, or crystals, or astrology, etc.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

Orkin Mang posted:

indian shaman: my spirit animal is the noble buffalo what is ur spirit animal
every last white person: ~*~*~*~TIMBERWOFL~*~*~*~

It's funnier when you meet some Native practitioners that relate to silverfish, the hours between midnight and the dawn, or the number five. Actual rituals and relationships are a lot more complex and intimate than "I picked the one that looks cool on a t-shirt."

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

my favourite religion has to be hinduism because of its novel theory about retardes namely that they deserve it
yes you do

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
fact: most angelology courses are not properly accredited.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


atheists live in a world where this doesn't actually happen

sad world imo

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

satanic splash-back posted:

atheists live in a world where this doesn't actually happen

sad world imo

But they can still meditate with Sam Harris.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quakster posted:

yes you do

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
As goofy as spiritual people are, they tend to be less sexist, racist and homophobic than religious people at least. For example, the vast majority of Muslims think that wives should obey their husbands. How hosed up is that?

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

The Dennis System posted:

As goofy as spiritual people are, they tend to be less sexist, racist and homophobic than religious people at least. For example, the vast majority of Muslims think that wives should obey their husbands. How hosed up is that?

OWS was full of spiritualists that were running around sexually assaulting women. And taking the trappings of non-white people's religions for your new age bullshit is racist as all gently caress.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Razorwired posted:

OWS was full of spiritualists that were running around sexually assaulting women. And taking the trappings of non-white people's religions for your new age bullshit is racist as all gently caress.

unless its christianity lol

loving retard

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Secks Cauldron posted:

Nah, spiritual is equally idiotic. You get people who believe in the secret, or crystals, or astrology, etc.

whoa whoa, that other stuff but the crystals are real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-xiFI6SldM

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
My spirit mech is also the Timberwolf

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
m y spirit animal is thetans

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

unless its christianity lol

loving retard

Are you saying Christianity isn't racist?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Spiritual people want to believe in magic bullshit but they aren't quite stupid enough to take fairy tale books as the ultimate truth.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
It means you don't go to church but have friends who do and don't want them to bother you about it.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
you see most normal people who don't believe in god would rather not make enemies with the nation's largest demographic

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

LegoPirateNinja posted:

you see most normal people who don't believe in god would rather not make enemies with the nation's largest demographic

Most normal people like that just claim membership in [religion] and never practice it.

People who go out of their way to self identify as spiritual are not usually "normal."

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