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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
We all know monsters aren't real, and yet we all know monsters.

Monsters: Real, or just figments of our imagination?

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Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
maybe the monster is really us all along :wth:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Otto von Ruthless posted:

maybe the monster is really us all along :wth:

Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde type poo poo.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

im posting in this thread to say that threads are too spooky and the reason we should've kept the paranormal/conspiracy forum

too... afraid

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
monster cable

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
2 spooky 4 me OP

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
For example, I am a GBS Monster. Whatever bad thoughts you might think can be ascribed to me.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


gnarly's choice

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
If I just took a monster poo poo, does that make me a monster?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

At least he's a happy little poo poo

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Monsters are so real I will fight you.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
monster (maaahn-stehr): a big hairy cock with long, stringy hairs sprouting halfway up the shaft. [ex: "please deepthroat my monster cock until you emerge with a full beard of my pubic hairs"]

hth, hater

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

exspurt analcyst posted:

monster (maaahn-stehr): a big hairy cock with long, stringy hairs sprouting halfway up the shaft. [ex: "please deepthroat my monster cock until you emerge with a full beard of my pubic hairs"]

hth, hater

Great creepypasta, like this post if you got scared too.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Post cool monster pictures.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
:twisted:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

PyPy posted:

Post cool monster pictures.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Dennis Rodman was a monster on the boards. Good defensive player too. Hth.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Monsters aren't real.

Get in bed.

Turn the lights off.

Nothing will harm you.

Nothing will rip your bowls from your stomach.

Nothing will...gaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

aahhhhhhhhhhhhh

ohhhhhhhhhhnooooooooooooo

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