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nonazis
Oct 13, 2014

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

That would explain why 20 year old stoners can't seem to keep their hands off it.

Also dogs.

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Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
I just tried to doggystyle my gf and my dick did not, in fact, reach her vajayjay. MYTH BUSTED

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Mod Challenge all the "doggystyle is impossible" Goons to post dick pics tia.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I'm seriously just discovering that there are dicks out there too small for doggy style.

We live in a sad and frighting world.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Alucard posted:

Pros: enjoyable album, severe lack of Dr. Dre


somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
the scent of the anus wafts up from the butthole into my large nose as im thrusting my hips forwards and backwards and yet i only get more aroused, i don't see any cons

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
MY GIRLFRIEND didn't even know how to position herself for doggy. Also I introduced her to orgasms :smug:

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
My girlfriend has a vagina on both the back & front so I can do it doggy or reverse doggy if I must.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
how to putting pennis in vagine??

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

I dont think its possible to reach that way

its not, the dude is a well known troll

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
WOW

LOTS OF FUCKINMG RETARDS ITT

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Pros: Can lick own balls

Cons: They don't even fit.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Pros: It feels so loving good.

Cons: I kinda like her loving otherwise.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax

Alucard posted:

Pros: enjoyable album
Cons: severe lack of Dr. Dre



Despite being around long enough to remember the midnight sale the day it was released, I have never until now really looked at the artwork and thought, why the gently caress was the multi platinum debut release of hotly anticipated future legend have it's cover drawn by half the kids I went to middle school with? It looks like the poo poo Chuy and Angel were always sketching inside the jackets of history books. Sure the Chronic was just a zig zags joke but it looks loving iconic.

Cyberball 2072 fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Apr 27, 2015

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
pros: can look directly in butthole

cons: fart in eye

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i've never had anal sex, is it truly like loving an o-ring that expands into a warm salt water ocean like i've been told?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Why do so many goons think that thr dog style is anal?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Professor Shark posted:

Why do so many goons think that thr dog style is anal?

:madmax:

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Poetic Justice posted:

i've never had anal sex, is it truly like loving an o-ring that expands into a warm Septic tank like i've been told?

That's more like it.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Professor Shark posted:

Why do so many goons think that thr dog style is anal?

because that's the only hole my dick can reach op

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Professor Shark posted:

Why do so many goons think that thr dog style is anal?

it isnt?!?!?!?!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Not one con mentioning not being able to see the tits?

Shameful.

Epileptic Monkey
Jan 9, 2014

Breetai posted:

Not one con mentioning not being able to see the tits?

Shameful.

If you can't pull them around to the back then she's too young, bud.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

The last girl that I hosed loved doggy style. While we were loving I told her to bark for me. She did.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014


Not too sure about this Animorphs reboot.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
pros: aesthetics. also, leaves the bitch in no doubt as to what her place is.
cons: fat arse can appear fatter until peripheral vision is almost filled.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I like my wife of 20something years and everything but sometimes I just want to think about the blonde girl from Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23 while I'm banging, and doggy style makes that easier.

It's all pro, no con.

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

DaveSplitter posted:

The last girl that I hosed loved doggy style. While we were loving I told her to bark for me. She did.

Getting horney over here.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Universe Master posted:

I'm seriously just discovering that there are dicks out there too small for doggy style.

We live in a sad and frighting world.

Perhaps it's just due to their panniculi getting in the way? maybe drape it over her back and see if that helps.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

naem posted:

Um if she showers it shouldn't smell bad fyi

lol if you've any sense at all doggy is a finishing move and by that point you could have lubed up with palmolive and her crack would still be rank and dank

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Thanks without that giant picture no one would have any idea what youre talking about

why must i feel like dat
why must i chase da cat

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
I can't afford to have sex doggystyle. Fursuits are like $500 or more.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Cons: the girl doesn't like it

Pros: I can look at her rear end, I can pretend I'm loving her rear end, I can pretend I'm raping her

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Doggystyle is alright but OP is right it's stinky.

Unless she's just hopped out of the shower she's probably got a days sweat in there. Also, unless you've got a bidet or baby wipes, nobody is a perfect wiper.
So you get direct wafts of rear end combined with bagina while you're doing it.

One time I had to hold my head way off to the side to keep it out of the fume plume haha

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

I've never had sex but when i finally do get around to trying it is doggystyle the first position i should do?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
doggy is one of the best . im surprised some people consider it a "thing" sometimes. like its as common as missionary imo

NO CONS

sometimes I have to spread my legs a little too wide for comfort depending on where the butt is height wise

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

roboshit posted:

I've never had sex but when i finally do get around to trying it is doggystyle the first position i should do?

Pretty sure it's the only position for gay sex, so you're in luck.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Con: lower back pain, no intimacy, possibility for hair pulling

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

doggy is one of the best . im surprised some people consider it a "thing" sometimes. like its as common as missionary imo

NO CONS

sometimes I have to spread my legs a little too wide for comfort depending on where the butt is height wise

No... not if you have a good girl. Good girls only do missionary.

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