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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
the recipe:

8 liters of water
5 dl of brown sugar
6 dl of white sugar
1/4th of a teaspoon of yeast
3 lemons, both the juice and the peel

bring a few liters of water to a boil and pour it over the sugar into a large pot or bucket and stir until the sugar melts. add the rest of the water. you want the whole thing to be lukewarm. add the yeast to a small amount of mead and then mix it up with the rest. add the lemon, both juice and the peel. let it ferment for 24 hours, add some raisins and bottle it in plastic bottles. drink once the raising rise to the surface.

the longer you let it ferment the more alcohol you get so if you want to get drunk on mead let it ferment for a few days. might want to add more yeast idk. you can also add honey or ginger or herbs or whatever.

cheap and delicious, much better than commercial soft drinks.

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Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
i bet ur a hit at the ren fair

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

mead is made with honey

thread fail

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Universe Master posted:

mead is made with honey

thread fail

read the op you doofus

gay sewer monster
Jan 18, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Be sure to wear your chain mail and broadsword for the next ep, too.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i made wine with store brand frozen grape juice concentrate, it was terrible but i drank it all anyways

also,


Universe Master posted:

mead is made with honey

thread fail

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
just dont drink and drive, galahad

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

"getting drunk" is a retarded waste of life. think of all those calories and the damage its doing to your body. go outside for a bike ride or something.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
there's morethan one type of mead you know

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

Dyna Soar posted:

much better than commercial soft drinks.

not exactly a drop-in replacement though

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

gay sewer monster posted:

Be sure to wear your chain mail and broadsword for the next ep, too.

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
I'm gonna smoke weed tonight.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

haris pilton posted:

I'm gonna smoke weed tonight.

when you do, imagine a cold tall glass full of mead...

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

this is more akin to prison hooch, op.

real mead is very nice . don't promote this mead.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Dyna Soar posted:

there's morethan one type of mead you know

Yeah and they all are made from honey you retard

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

sounds like a pretty meadiocre idea op

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Geoff Zahn posted:

Yeah and they all are made from honey you retard

im going to make some beer, only instead of malt im just going to use cane sugar and maybe some fruit juice

would you like a beer?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Just what I need to make stomach ale.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

or you could stop being such a human being and drink a fifth of bottom shelf whiskey.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Geoff Zahn posted:

Yeah and they all are made from honey you retard

no they're not you retard, any sugar will do

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Mange Mite posted:

im going to make some beer, only instead of malt im just going to use cane sugar and maybe some fruit juice

would you like a beer?

you can make or buy malt free beer easy.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Dyna Soar posted:

no they're not you retard, any sugar will do



hmmmmmmmm

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Dyna Soar posted:

there's morethan one type of mead you know

I think you meant to say there's morethan one type of mead you know DOOFUS.

And no there isn't. Thread fail.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Mead (/ˈmiːd/; archaic and dialectal "medd"; from Old English "meodu"[1]) is an alcoholic beverage created by fermenting honey with water, sometimes with various fruits, spices, grains, or hops.[2][3][4] (Hops act as a preservative and produce a bitter, beer-like flavor.) The alcoholic content of mead may range from about 8% ABV[5] to more than 20%. The defining characteristic of mead is that the majority of the beverage's fermentable sugar is derived from honey.[6] It may be still, carbonated, or naturally sparkling; and it may be dry, semi-sweet, or sweet.[7]

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
why do you suppose cultures who used to drink mead drink beer instead

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

drink mead eat a turkey leg stick a lance up ur butt

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

stick lance's dick up ur butt

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

LegoPirateNinja posted:

why do you suppose cultures who used to drink mead drink beer instead

barley and corn are now cheaper than honey

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
use actual good brewing yeast instead of like redstar bakers yeast for gently caress sake

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
mead was invented here, i live on top of a loving viking settlement we don't necessarily use honey any type of sugar will do you ignorant americans

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Mange Mite posted:

barley and corn are now cheaper than honey
ah that explains why you always find mead next to the fine wines

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dyna Soar posted:

mead was invented here, i live on top of a loving viking settlement we don't necessarily use honey any type of sugar will do you ignorant americans

hm maybe you should work on your english then

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Mange Mite posted:

hm maybe you should work on your english then

same to you, mange mite

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



sorry op but mead is made with honey

idiot

mmods ban this piece of poo poo

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Dyna Soar posted:

the recipe:

8 liters of water
5 dl of brown sugar
6 dl of white sugar
1/4th of a teaspoon of yeast
3 lemons, both the juice and the peel

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Dyna Soar posted:

mead was invented here, i live on top of a loving viking settlement we don't necessarily use honey any type of sugar will do you ignorant americans

those dead vikings must be pissed about you

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Seems like there are better ways to get fat and drunk.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

GORDON posted:

those dead vikings must be pissed about you

wheels of time turned and we thought of new ways to make mead. brown or cane sugar makes it darker and gives it a nice, distinct flavour that goes well with lemon. mead made with honey is a lot sweeter.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sima_(mead)

Sima was originally mead, an alcoholic beverage produced by brewing a solution of honey and water. Nowadays the honey is usually replaced mostly or entirely by different kinds of sugar and there is only a very low alcohol content due to limited fermentation.

Sima's ingredients include lemon, active dry yeast, and raisins. Sugar is added as brown sugar, white sugar, honey or some combination of them. Hops are also called for in some recipes. The concoction of water and the lemon and sugars are mixed, boiled, and cooled to room temperature. The yeast is added and the mixture left to stand overnight. Then it is carefully decanted into bottles and a few raisins are added to each bottle.


we've been drinking mead for thousands of years which is why the recipe has some variation.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dyna Soar posted:

wheels of time turned and we thought of new ways to make mead. brown or cane sugar makes it darker and gives it a nice, distinct flavour that goes well with lemon. mead made with honey is a lot sweeter.

no not really you can make ultra-dry meads with the right yeasts and technique

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