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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
They should ask him under oath what he thinks of Jared Leto's portrayal of the Joker.

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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
i think the op should kill hisself

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Nefarious posted:

i think the op should kill hisself

same

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Nefarious posted:

i think the op should kill hisself

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Let's ask Cesar Romero. I'll bring the candles

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
I'm watching the stream and the judge sounds like a combination of Speedy Gonzales and Carlos Mencia.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

There's a new Batman movie? The only one I've ever seen is the one with Jim Carrey and I saw part of the one with Danny DeVito.
There is a Batman?

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

I.C. posted:

There's a new Batman movie? The only one I've ever seen is the one with Jim Carrey and I saw part of the one with Danny DeVito.
There is a Batman?

Well, there's a Manbat...

Pox
Feb 16, 2015
Depends what MKULTRA thinks of it

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
gonna fart in op's face

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
spray fart in his face

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

WHAT THE gently caress THE STREAM ISNT WORKING gently caress THIS STANDBY poo poo

edit: oh shi it's back

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

fyodor posted:

WHAT THE gently caress THE STREAM ISNT WORKING gently caress THIS STANDBY poo poo

I think speedy gonzales ordered a recess. I have never been to court before, but from what I've gathered by watching all of these trials on the internet is that there is about 10 minutes of stuff then an hour and a half break.

*edit* It's back.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I laughed

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

He's probably not going to get to see it in prison.

You could say that the jokes on him.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Universe Master posted:

He's probably not going to get to see it in prison.

You could say that the jokes on him.

From a legal standpoint the level of insanity that one must prove is that you literally don't know right from wrong. Like you genuinely thought you were killing the devil or stomping on gnomes or something.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
http://www.wildabouttrial.com/trial_videos/james-holmes-trial-live-stream/

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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jesus christ the audio of the 911 call :black101:

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
"Alex Sullivan. He was a big guy."


(for you)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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lol the prosecutor brought up The Rapist sean connery sketch from snl looool

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

fyodor posted:

lol the prosecutor brought up The Rapist sean connery sketch from snl looool

Was making bad jokes part of his plan?

*edit* James Holmes confirmed as Skyrim player

Apthous fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Apr 27, 2015

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Holmes is literally the guy from Rampage

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
http://james-holmes-files.tumblr.com/

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
This female public defender sounds like a lobotomized idiot.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
he probably doesn't care, considering that he doesn't exist and was a government fabrication.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

he probably doesn't care, considering that he doesn't exist and was a government fabrication.

That isn't his delusion though. It is this thing about body counts and self worth which basically torpedos his entire insanity defense.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
He is going to get the squirt squirt. Being crazy doesn't excuse you from committing crimes. You need to be really, really crazy to be absolved of guilt.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Apthous posted:

He is going to get the squirt squirt.

lotsa times in the prison shower




edit: i am so sorry prison rape is nothing to b e joked about

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

In colorado the prosecution has the burden of proof for sanity, and the judge already told the jurors "you're here to decide if he is sane or not". So basically the prosecution has to make a very solid case that he was sane or he will go to a psych ward

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

A misanthrope posted:

lotsa times in the prison shower




edit: i am sorry prison rape is nothing to be joked about

The Jared Lee Loughner thing was different, that seemed less premeditated. This guy literally spent months assembling an arsenal and meticulously planning it out. Loughner was just a crazy dude who was mad at the government because they were stealing his bitcoins or something gay like that.


My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

In colorado the prosecution has the burden of proof for sanity, and the judge already told the jurors "you're here to decide if he is sane or not". So basically the prosecution has to make a very solid case that he was sane or he will go to a psych ward

From the way I understand it, simply having a mental illness is not a license to kill. In order to be ruled not guilty by reason of insanity you need to be so incapacitated that you basically lose all sense of reality. Having some delusion about body counts really doesn't fit that level of insanity IMO. He is going to get the lethal injection.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i mean hes pretty crazy. but what is criminally insane?? glad im not on that jury

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

A misanthrope posted:

lotsa times in the prison shower




edit: i am so sorry prison rape is nothing to b e joked about

If convicted he'll never go to general population.
He'll be kept with the unit full of losers who would die in gen pop.


TEAYCHES posted:

i mean hes pretty crazy. but what is criminally insane?? glad im not on that jury

Insane enough to commit crimes?

Honestly as long as he's locked up forever I don't think it matters if he's declared insane or not.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Manifest posted:

Honestly as long as he's locked up forever I don't think it matters if he's declared insane or not.

He is eligible for the death penalty.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ

Manifest posted:

If convicted he'll never go to general population.
He'll be kept with the unit full of losers who would die in gen pop.

sort of like the gbs of prison

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Manifest posted:

He'll be kept with the unit full of losers who would die in gen pop.


they have those places in prisons??

good that makes me feel better if i ever have to go to prison

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

A misanthrope posted:

they have those places in prisons??

good that makes me feel better if i ever have to go to prison
Some prisons have a wing or unit or something separate for the child molesters, because those guys are the most likely to get murdered while in prison.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

CannonFodder posted:

Some prisons have a wing or unit or something separate for the child molesters, because those guys are the most likely to get murdered while in prison.

pro tip if ur going to jail: rape a child

Kesty
Jun 13, 2006

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

sort of like the gbs of prison

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I think the new Superman movie is unnecessarily bogged down by a Batman movie as a sequel.

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