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Boob Marley
Nov 1, 2011

Flesh for Fantasy


It's unopened and is from before the fall of the Berlin Wall.



Might actually have been a game-changer in keeping the wall up. We'll never know.

So what the hell does one do with tape this old?

- Turn it over to my department's storage warehouse?
- Post it on eBay and pray that an eccentric millionaire absolutely must have it?
- Use it in my everyday office work with the smug satisfaction of knowing that I am actually using commemorative 1988 Olympics magic tape from the tail end of the Soviet Era unbeknownst to all these Post 9/11 Tape-using fools around here?

You tell me, internet. You tell me.

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Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
tape your dick and balls up behind your butt and walk around like a woman

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Ebay it
Let gbs write the description.

Boob Marley
Nov 1, 2011

Flesh for Fantasy

Darf posted:

tape your dick and balls up behind your butt and walk around like a woman

It's been done. Guess you never saw an obscure little movie called Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

tater_salad posted:

Ebay it
Let gbs write the description.

GBS posted:

Perfect for taping your dick and balls up behind your butt and walking around like a woman.

It's a good plan.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Use it as tape


Lol just kidding, that's something a normal person would do

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I didn't read the thread but you should put it in the VCR.

It might be porn your boss made back in the day or something.

Boob Marley
Nov 1, 2011

Flesh for Fantasy

tater_salad posted:

Ebay it
Let gbs write the description.

Yeah, if ya'll dudes can write a good description.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Just start wrapping it around your body while yelling "OH MY GOD 88 OLYMPICS!" over and over again. That's what I would do.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm going to find out where you live and stomp a hole in your rear end op

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
turn off all the lights and unroll it super fast and it'll glow like jesus and produce x-rays

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
ITS TAPE

Entropia
Nov 18, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
put it in your butt. its what i do whenever indecisiveness confronts me

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
theres probably some chemical in the adhesive thats super bad for you and has been banned since 1989.

so eat it, and when you come down with some 1/100000000000000000000000 sickness you'll AMAZE doctors(make sure you dont tell them about the tape though)

Boob Marley
Nov 1, 2011

Flesh for Fantasy

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

you'll AMAZE doctors(make sure you dont tell them about the tape though)

I don't want to end up as the mugshot for an ad that says Doctors Were Amazed When They Found This In His Body

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
cum on it

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Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
roll up a piece and stick in ur urethra

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