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Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
I'm only 21! gbs tell me how to relax!

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XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
:420:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lose weight fatty

Fusilli Jerry
Dec 13, 2013

ASSMAN
And don't just say 'lose weight OP you fat lard' coz I'm 5'8" 135 lbs


I just literally don't know how to relax..

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you have a high metabolism, OP thats good it means you wont get all fat like Mordlin920, what me a frog, etc.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Cut off your arm and bleed for a bit, this will decrease your BP and make you relax

GreaseGunner
Dec 26, 2012

Just chillin'
You have to get off the forums then follow the rest of the advice on the forums.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Fusilli Jerry posted:

And don't just say 'lose weight OP you fat lard' coz I'm 5'8" 135 lbs


I just literally don't know how to relax..

Stroke out.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning
I have a resting heart rate of ~120bpm and i'm 5'10" and 135lbs

Chronic pain and no other conditions.

Enjoy your superhuman metabolism and drink like a mother fucker cos that poo poo wont stay in your system long.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Fusilli Jerry posted:

gbs tell me how to relax!
dying probably

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

chop off your dick and balls

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

dpack_1 posted:

I have a resting heart rate of ~120bpm and i'm 5'10" and 135lbs


Are you sure you're ok ? It looks like a lot

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lol mine's in the high 50s resting you got loving wrecked.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

unpacked robinhood posted:

Are you sure you're ok ? It looks like a lot

Chronic pain. Takes a lot of energy to keep pumping adrenaline through your body. But my heart and bloodwork check out just fine.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

dpack_1 posted:

Chronic pain. Takes a lot of energy to keep pumping adrenaline through your body. But my heart and bloodwork check out just fine.

Yeah right it's that chronic dick sucking you working up a sweat.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Parallax Scroll posted:

chop off your dick and balls

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
hell, have some 5 guys

Fatkraken
Jun 23, 2005

Fun-time is over.
my rhr is 37.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fatkraken posted:

my rhr is 37.

No it's 15.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Try vicodin. Its great!

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
kill your'eself

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

BigBoss posted:

Try vicodin. Its great!
i would have expected you to recommend pentazemin

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Just shove any old pill up your rear end in a top hat, just any old pill.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

JebanyPedal posted:

No it's 15.

Yeah maybe in Mississippi you perv

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Fusilli Jerry posted:

I'm only 21! gbs tell me how to relax!

I'm almost 40 and fat but working on that (17lbs down and 28 to go). Mine is 118/72 and 72.

Settle down, Beavis.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





My RHR is 42. According to my calculations, I will live twice as long as the OP.

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

your grasp on the english language is as bad as your vital signs

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000
my resting HR is like around 50

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Be less fat.

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Fusilli Jerry posted:

And don't just say 'lose weight OP you fat lard' coz I'm 5'8" 135 lbs

Christ! 5'8" and only 135? Wait...that's probably where I was at at 21. At least I was in better shape than you. Work out more OP.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
can i have your stuff?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I too own a fitbit.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

my resting heart rate is five, just five

Smellbound
Sep 26, 2000

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I too own a fitbit.
i have a garmin edge 500 w/ HR monitor and GPS tracking my every movement

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
You're probably going to die.

Anyway, enough about that. Any money you can loan your fellow Goons?

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
Eat salt and die, op

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
I'm just kidding. Don't die, op.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Fusilli Jerry posted:

I'm only 21! gbs tell me how to relax!

Tell your doc to put you on a long course of Valium.

The best part is that you can stop anytime, even after using it for a long while. It's one of the advantages of the drug

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Isn't that high a heart rate pretty bad moreso if you're 21? loving go jog man

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