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when i was a teenager i took care of this lady's lawn. she was like 40, 45 and smoking hot. it wasn't until years later that i thought back to all those mornings she came down in her bathrobe and asked me if i wanted to come in for some water or to cool down. i could have been the high school lawn boy who lost his virginity to the cougar but noooo i just stood there like a doofus and said "no thank you!" each time goddammit tell me your biggest regrets or missed opportunities or w/e
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i had the idea for those doritos tacos but my mom said it was dumb as hell so i gave up on my dream and lost out on a load of greenbacks
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Apr 28, 2015 01:34
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I had the chance to destroy all of existence but I choked. Sorry.
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Apr 28, 2015 01:37
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I read the entire OP.
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Apr 28, 2015 01:39
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Op's dad's biggest regret is not pulling out
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Gatekeeper posted:i had the idea for those doritos tacos but my mom said it was dumb as hell so i gave up on my dream and lost out on a load of greenbacks your mom was right though
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Apr 28, 2015 01:40
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not loving the high school boy who took care of my lawn
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Apr 28, 2015 01:41
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Volume posted:Op's dad's biggest regret is not pulling out gently caress you dad!
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Apr 28, 2015 01:42
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this episode of gotham is really bad 
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Apr 28, 2015 01:42
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Could have destroyed the world, passed on the chance... drat.
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Apr 28, 2015 01:43
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i didnt rape enough old ladies during my time in the earth realm also i watched family guy a lot in college
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Apr 28, 2015 01:59
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I clicked
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Apr 28, 2015 02:02
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I wish peace on earth and good will to all men, I could have done that better before imminent death
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Apr 28, 2015 02:04
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i suppose i regret having put myself through enough negative interpersonal experiences to have reached the point where i often feel like i hate everyone i've ever met and want to have zero friends and want to engage in real-life social interaction as rarely as possible. i generally regret having so often acted upon my spiteful feelings.
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Apr 28, 2015 02:25
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I had an abortion Why oh why didn't they have a 24 hour waiting period in my jurisdiction
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Apr 28, 2015 02:29
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mdm posted:I had an abortion lol
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Apr 28, 2015 02:32
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i suppose i also regret having not tried harder to find interpersonal sexual gratification in less deviant and more socially normal ways. i feel like habitually acting upon my desires to avoid going along with what's normal has very much led to the stunting of my personal growth, and i suppose i may feel regretful about this.
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Apr 28, 2015 02:40
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well I'm dying so I guess not eating more 5 guys
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Apr 28, 2015 02:41
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mdm posted:I had an abortion they should've made you name it too
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Apr 28, 2015 02:57
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dad gay. so what posted:well I'm dying so I guess not eating more 5 guys He said regret, idiot
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Apr 28, 2015 02:57
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5 guys bottom tier burg
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Apr 28, 2015 02:58
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No way. I have a system. Arrrgh
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Apr 28, 2015 02:58
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Getting the blue shoes when I should of gotten the green ones. Haunts my dreams.
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Apr 28, 2015 02:59
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The lacklustre quality of my posting career.
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Apr 28, 2015 03:06
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about 230 lbs
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Apr 28, 2015 03:27
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I should have lied way more when I was younger, I could have lied my way into so many things. I should have lied about everything to everybody. I didn't find out that this is how the world works until I was almost 30.
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Apr 28, 2015 03:32
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redshirt posted:Could have destroyed the world, passed on the chance... You made the right choice Shinji
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Apr 28, 2015 04:02
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I can't gas this thread
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Apr 28, 2015 04:26
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i ruined the best relationship i ever had because i have crazy brains and then i finally got on good medication three days after she broke up with me. also one time when i was jerking off i sneezed just before i was going to cum and it totally made the orgasm lovely and made me spray cum all over the cat
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Apr 28, 2015 04:42
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read the thread title as biggest breasts. Whelp, see yah
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Apr 28, 2015 04:47
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Where's the post saying "Joining SA"? There's always a post like that.
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Apr 28, 2015 04:50
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Not raping
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Apr 28, 2015 04:57
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havent killed myself yet.
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Apr 28, 2015 05:00
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I once ate like 4 jumbo bags of cheetos. I then spent the next 3 hours explosively making GBS threads out neon orange slime. Probably that, or accidently killing my high school sweetheart in a car crash.
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Apr 28, 2015 05:00
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Nailing this cougar who kept coming down and offering me water in her bathrobe. Now I have herpes.
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Apr 28, 2015 05:31
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psyopmonkey posted:I read the entire OP.
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Apr 28, 2015 05:33
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My biggest regret was starting this thread apparently
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Apr 28, 2015 05:39
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I almost didn't pay 10 bux
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Apr 28, 2015 05:45
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OP be trippin 
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