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by FactsAreUseless
I loving love burgers. post your favorite burgers so I can enrichment myself with something new the next time I want one.

my fav burger is a patty that's filled with melted jalapeno cheese topped with pickles and (I feel like a fatty for saying this please don't judge) bacon.
how can I improve my burger pallet

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Bwee
nacho burger

TFW NO BAE

a loving hotdog

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
maybe sliced jalapenos and guacamole. thats how i like to burg



if no hotdogs, what about hambdoggers?


thanks Manifisto!

thewizardofshoe

take some migas, put it on your burg

free basket of chips

by FactsAreUseless

Bwee posted:

nacho burger

holy poo poo so simple I never thought of it


TFW NO BAE posted:

a loving hotdog

please leave


mailorder bees! posted:

maybe sliced jalapenos and guacamole. thats how i like to burg



if no hotdogs, what about hambdoggers?

never heard of them. like hamburger made out of hotdog meat?

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ghost host

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
roasted red pepper, roasted spinach, goat cheese or brie.

ghost host

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Red Suit posted:

holy poo poo so simple I never thought of it


please leave


never heard of them. like hamburger made out of hotdog meat?

that's just an extra thick bologna sandwich.

tao of lmao

Bwee posted:

nacho burger

Above Our Own

by Shine
reverse hamburger

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mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
burger but use pizza for the buns


thanks Manifisto!

tao of lmao

The best burger i've ever had had pulled pork, coleslaw, and pickles on a pretzel roll. I barely survived but it was incredible.

Bwee
shakeshack

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
guacamole and cheddar with a fried egg

Bwee
yall like weird poo poo on your burgers

i am he

fried egg, whole grain mustard, arugala

Bwee
freshly pickled beets, morel mushrooms, sturgeon caviar, piri piri sauce

Bwee
sauteed spinach, cheez whiz, hard boiled egg, sardines

Swizzbutt

does it have to be beef? I love bratburgers and pulled pork sandwiches, otherwise :shrug:

Afro Doug

x-tudo

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by FactsAreUseless

Swizzbutt posted:

does it have to be beef? I love bratburgers and pulled pork sandwiches, otherwise :shrug:

We can expand this to sandwiches in general.

the unabonger
onion ring, bacon, cheddar, with bbq sauce and no other condiments

tao of lmao

Bwee posted:

sauteed spinach, cheez whiz, hard boiled egg, sardines

i do a roast beef melt w sauteed spinach, tomato, and mushrooms and its the best god drat thing

the unabonger

Red Suit posted:

We can expand this to sandwiches in general.

caprese

Bwee

agreed

edit: thought this said corpses

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


chicken, grilled chicken burgers are the best

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

morning wood
bacon, bleu cheese, onion, and jalapeņos. lots of jalapeņos

Swizzbutt

joke_explainer


A mix with 33% chuck, 33% brisket, 29% short rib w/ 4% of the weight being beef suet, trimmed and sized appropriately. Grind.

Make two patties.

Grill them to medium rare, about 135 degrees.

Sandwich freshly mixed spicy pimento cheese in the middle as they finish.

Place between a freshly baked brioche bun -- egg washed right before baking for a nice sheen, then quickly toasted on the grill for score marks on the top.

That's a dang good burg.

joke_explainer


You can also use bleu cheese if you'd prefer, but the pimento, man, it's good.

joke_explainer


All of the meat & fat needs to be chilled to low temp before you grind it. Make sure the grinder is VERY VERY cold. You may want to grind it twice for texture, if you do make sure you rechill the grinder before grinding it the second time. Can't mess around when you are grinding suet in there.

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
freshly ground meat, cast iron skillet, salt, pepper american cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, pickled peppers mustard (gently caress you if you put ketchup or mayo on your burgs)

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by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZuDMKXWU_E

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ham_sanitizer

professional swine bather
thick medium rare patty
mushrooms galore
swiss cheese

joke_explainer



The first thing that appeared on my screen was a click-off ad 'BURGERS TASTE BETTER WHEN YOU'VE KILLED THE ANIMAL YOURSELF'. Was half worried it would be like 'ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER, IF YOU KILL. KILL SOMETHING. KILL ANYTHING!!!'

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives

Red Suit posted:

We can expand this to sandwiches in general.

okay in that case fried oyster po-boy

joke_explainer


You don't need mayo if the burger has the proper fat percentage to begin with, but there is nothing wrong with mayo you make fresh at home. Like if your only exposure to mayo is something like miracle whip or something, yeah, I understand. But it's just an egg yolk emulsion with olive oil and lemon juice and/or vinegar.

Dijon mustard is good too (I like Maille brand). Pickles are great too of course.

joke_explainer



'All the best things in the world, are simple, like a hot babe on the beach. She's got her hair, she's kinda naked, that's good. This is the same way; you don't want your poo poo all messed up. This is the bikini, this is the sand, this is the tequila you're drinking, and this *points at burger* right here is the babe. You don't want to gently caress with the babe too much.'

'These are big boy burgers, no baby dick burgers over here'

'Don't eat a burger while you're in church, don't eat a burger while you're getting a blowjob'

:barf:

It is really important to this guy that everyone knows he's really grossly macho and heterosexual apparently.

Irrational Bees

by Lowtax
Blu cheese, jalapeno, lettuce, tomato, and a patty made of lamb, yummo!

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by Fluffdaddy

joke_explainer posted:

'All the best things in the world, are simple, like a hot babe on the beach. She's got her hair, she's kinda naked, that's good. This is the same way; you don't want your poo poo all messed up. This is the bikini, this is the sand, this is the tequila you're drinking, and this *points at burger* right here is the babe. You don't want to gently caress with the babe too much.'

'These are big boy burgers, no baby dick burgers over here'

'Don't eat a burger while you're in church, don't eat a burger while you're getting a blowjob'

:barf:

It is really important to this guy that everyone knows he's really grossly macho and heterosexual apparently.

i think everyone from that series was an ex con or something

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