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perhaps you allow fart apps on the iwatch
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I'd like to see iPhone 4 classique reissue . perhaps an apple apple? lmao
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Apr 28, 2015 11:58
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or apple brand tigers
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Apr 28, 2015 11:59
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RAWR
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Apr 28, 2015 11:59
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pour billions into meme research
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Apr 28, 2015 12:00
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turn Nepal into a Dubai style mega city but as a joke
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Apr 28, 2015 12:00
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release iPhone 7 but with 13 different sizes and each has it's own unique name like "iPhone 7 zap" and "iPhone 7 chink"
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Apr 28, 2015 12:02
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apple
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Apr 28, 2015 12:02
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iPhad Steve
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Apr 28, 2015 12:02
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purchase 150 billion dollars worth of mushrooms op 
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Apr 28, 2015 12:49
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thread delivers best part is that apple will do this and since they have a shitzillion dollars they'll be able to make bad stuff for probably decades maybe in 5-6 years we'll have a giant ipad pro with stylus and a padphone sized iphone (one of a dozen+ skus) and they'll decide to radically redesign the imac into something as dumb as the Mac Pro maybe an apple watch with a standard round watch face
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Apr 28, 2015 12:52
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Run it into the ground? I would cash out on some stocks, retire and then keep the company running BAU
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Apr 28, 2015 12:55
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maybe not ever replace the macbook air with the new macbook, and introduce an additional type of macbook with new branding that's even lighter so the laptop apple sells thats called the 'macbook air' is actually the second-heaviest model
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Apr 28, 2015 12:56
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Release a new round of SKUs for every Apple product every two weeks
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Apr 28, 2015 12:57
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Start shipping iPhone's with Android installed
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Apr 28, 2015 12:59
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move into a clothing line with co-branding with coach and louis vuitton, and sell dongle and accessory bags for your apple life on the go
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Apr 28, 2015 13:01
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new imac with curved screen like those dumb sarnsung tvs
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Apr 28, 2015 13:03
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I would just poo poo into a box and send it out to customers, but that's what they're currently doing so I guess that's working for them
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Apr 28, 2015 13:33
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Apr 28, 2015 14:16
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what is that computer doing to it's OS?
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custom laser-engraving and backlit logos for macbook pro line so you can get a sweet light up weed logo o nthe back
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Apr 28, 2015 14:41
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I would just read yospos and follow their advice on what Apple should do
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Apr 28, 2015 14:45
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move laptop/desktop back to powerpc and while the os is being ported over, change all apis to haskell only. drop native support for all other languages.
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Apr 28, 2015 14:55
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do whatever samsung is doing but three years later
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Apr 28, 2015 15:19
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keep doing exactly what apple is doing, and wait... 
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Apr 28, 2015 15:38
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make it mandatory for all products (mobile devices included) to have an ibuddy (fuby body with stebes face on it) closer than 2 inches for the product to function. if ibuddy leaves the 2 inch radius the product shuts down immediately. ibuddies have their own personalities and are mischievous and curious and like to dance and wonder, exploring the world around them. opening up or modding ibuddies will permanently disable your product/ibuddy and you will be fined.
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Apr 28, 2015 15:50
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iOS first, iCloud first
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Apr 28, 2015 15:51
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Fabricated posted:custom laser-engraving and backlit logos for macbook pro line so you can get a sweet light up weed logo o nthe back
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Apr 28, 2015 15:53
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two nearly identical iPads, except one can only run a small subset of applications that the other one can. They are both named the same thing. ad campaign will involve people breakdancing around these new iPads. Each model iPad (that look identical) will have their own commercials. The ones with the larger application compatibility will have c-level executives breakdancing in a conference room. The other one will have college students breakdancing in a school
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Apr 28, 2015 15:55
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idk op they seem to be doing a fine job of it on their own.
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Apr 28, 2015 15:57
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hey echinopsis did you hear about that new dirt game
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Apr 28, 2015 15:58
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apple buttwatch.
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Apr 28, 2015 16:18
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never mind, i caught up with teh video game thread.
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Apr 28, 2015 16:20
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sell all assets and divide money among shareholders after a huge bonus to myself
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Apr 28, 2015 16:38
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you have to adopt the child that assembled your product
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Apr 28, 2015 16:46
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introduce a new performa line
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Apr 28, 2015 17:31
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then centris
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Apr 28, 2015 17:32
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uses m68k for max battery life
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printers. nothing but printers.
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