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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt. Yo mama so stupid that crashed into a McDonald's because she heard they had a drive thru. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew. Yo mama so slutty that you can hear the ocean when she stands next to you. and to get this one out the way: Yo mama so stupid she kept you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8opPUInhOHQ
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:02 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:09 |
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yo mama so fat she sat on a penny and boogers came out of lincolns nose
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:03 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:03 |
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yo mama so stupid she told you post this thread
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:03 |
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Yo mama so stupid she named you accident
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:05 |
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yo mama like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 17:05 |
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Yo mama titties look two eggs nailed to a wall
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 18:26 |
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Your momma so fat she lost a foot to diabetes. Your momma so poor she requires a case worker to oversee her spending habbits. Your momma so dumb she rarely makes good life decisions and has no savings.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 18:35 |
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Gaunab posted:Yo mama titties look two eggs nailed to a wall Fried eggs or hard boiled?
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 18:36 |
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my mom is dead!!!! she was owned too hard
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 18:37 |
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Yo mama is so short, she has to ask taller people to push the elevator buttons for floors above 10. Yo mama is so nasty that it is difficult to be in her presence due to the overwhelming body odor.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 18:59 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Fried eggs or hard boiled? fried
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 19:52 |
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her! Yo mama so dumb she think a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper! (God I'm old.)
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:09 |
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Yo mama. So FAT!
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:10 |
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Yo Yo Ma so fat he plays a cello
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:15 |
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Yo mama so stupid, they told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:18 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Your momma so fat she lost a foot to diabetes. Dang.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:19 |
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Yo mama so ignorant, she lacks even a passing familiarity with Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason!
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:28 |
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Yo mama so fat that after her foot was cut off because of diabetes she asked if they could fry it up and serve it to her with a side of ranch.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:31 |
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Yo mama is so fat she could benefit from a calorie controlled diet and regular exercise.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:35 |
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Your mother is so stupid that she took an IQ test and scored lower than the mean of the total population
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:53 |
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Yo mama is a nice lady
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:55 |
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Yo mama so ugly, she faces unfair prejudice in our beauty-focused world and had to work ten times harder than anyone else to get where she is.
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 20:57 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:09 |
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I pity da fool be talking about mamas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo
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# ? Apr 28, 2015 21:00 |