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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall

Yo' mama so fat, she has a real horse on her polo shirt.

Yo mama so stupid that crashed into a McDonald's because she heard they had a drive thru.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew.

Yo mama so slutty that you can hear the ocean when she stands next to you.

and to get this one out the way:

Yo mama so stupid she kept you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8opPUInhOHQ

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
yo mama so fat she sat on a penny and boogers came out of lincolns nose

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:(

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
yo mama so stupid she told you post this thread

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Yo mama so stupid she named you accident

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
yo mama like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Yo mama titties look two eggs nailed to a wall

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Your momma so fat she lost a foot to diabetes.

Your momma so poor she requires a case worker to oversee her spending habbits.

Your momma so dumb she rarely makes good life decisions and has no savings.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Gaunab posted:

Yo mama titties look two eggs nailed to a wall

Fried eggs or hard boiled?

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
my mom is dead!!!!






she was owned too hard

Wizzle
Jun 7, 2004

Most
Parochial
Poster


Yo mama is so short, she has to ask taller people to push the elevator buttons for floors above 10.

Yo mama is so nasty that it is difficult to be in her presence due to the overwhelming body odor.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

psyopmonkey posted:

Fried eggs or hard boiled?

fried

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcom X shirt, helicopters try to land on her!

Yo mama so dumb she think a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper!

(God I'm old.)

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
Yo mama. So FAT!

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May 27, 2004



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Yo Yo Ma so fat he plays a cello

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Yo mama so stupid, they told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

psyopmonkey posted:

Your momma so fat she lost a foot to diabetes.

Your momma so poor she requires a case worker to oversee her spending habbits.

Your momma so dumb she rarely makes good life decisions and has no savings.

Dang. :thurman:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Yo mama so ignorant, she lacks even a passing familiarity with Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Yo mama so fat that after her foot was cut off because of diabetes she asked if they could fry it up and serve it to her with a side of ranch.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Yo mama is so fat she could benefit from a calorie controlled diet and regular exercise.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Your mother is so stupid that she took an IQ test and scored lower than the mean of the total population

squirt the daisies
Apr 26, 2009

Immortal Wombat? That game is for pantywaists!
Yo mama is a nice lady :3:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Yo mama so ugly, she faces unfair prejudice in our beauty-focused world and had to work ten times harder than anyone else to get where she is.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I pity da fool be talking about mamas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

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