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Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

thathonkey posted:

Also if you didnt use the internet in the mid to late 90s then lol

56k modem, only allowed to use it once or twice per week.

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
1200 baud, per minute charge. If I wanted to download something I had to do yardwork the entire time it downloaded.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender

blugu64 posted:

1200 baud, per minute charge. If I wanted to download something I had to do yardwork the entire time it downloaded.

Compuserve? Cause drat they had a racket going.

To "save money" I used to browse the forums at 300 baud - I couldn't read the incoming text any faster than that so why pay more?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Neophyte posted:

Compuserve? Cause drat they had a racket going.

To "save money" I used to browse the forums at 300 baud - I couldn't read the incoming text any faster than that so why pay more?

AOL, and I still have my three character screen name for AIM.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
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and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

thathonkey posted:

Anyone gently caress with Mediaplay back in the day? It was basically like a best buy or circuit city that also sold books and maybe other printed poo poo like that.

I do. There was one on the outer edge of Savannah back when I went to college. One Sunday we got on a bus to go over there & buy stuff. Unfortunately it was closed due to it being Easter. Upon discovering this, my Catholic friend Ryan cried out, "God drat this holiday!"

That is my Media Play story.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Dyna Soar posted:

56k modem, only allowed to use it once or twice per week.

I think the first modem i had was rated at 9600 baud. The phone lines in our neighborhood were too old to go any higher than 28.8 too iirc even once 56k was the norm.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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I remember having a limit to how many minutes a month I could be online. It wasn't a per minute charge, it was flat rate for 20 hours a month or something like that.

So I'd fire up my newsreader log in to the usenet servers, download all the headers from groups I liked. Log off. Decide which topics I wanted to read. Log on, download those messages, log off. Read the messages. Compose my witty replies. Log on to upload my replies and then log off again. Gotta go fast.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

thathonkey posted:

I think the first modem i had was rated at 9600 baud. The phone lines in our neighborhood were too old to go any higher than 28.8 too iirc even once 56k was the norm.

now that you mention we probably did have 28k first, but i didn't really use it because it was slow and also i didn't really care at that point.

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

Fonzarelli posted:

you gen x-ers need to stop bragging about that disgusting woods porn

you guys picked up these magazines that were probably covered in like 10 homeless people's cum, and you bring it up like its a story that you're proud of.

We never said it didn't give us OCD about scrubbing our hands bloody for several hours afterwards.

That was all part of the ride.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I remember having a 300 baud modem for our Commodore 64 and browsing Compuserve with it.

Going up to a 1200 baud modem on an IBM-compatible 8088 running DOS and connecting to BBS sites instead was so much better. I engaged in online trolling before there was an Internet. :smug:

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Fonzarelli posted:

you gen x-ers need to stop bragging about that disgusting woods porn

you guys picked up these magazines that were probably covered in like 10 homeless people's cum, and you bring it up like its a story that you're proud of.

That's why we never get sick all the time like kids do today.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Dyna Soar posted:

did you parents search your poo poo or what? i just kept them under my mattress

My parents searched everything. I had a Penthouse that I kept in a folder on a shelf with textbooks and other papers, magazines, comics and folders. The worst part is I was 18 at the time.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

If you were hiding poo poo under your mattress, there's a 90% chance your parents knew it was there the whole time and just didn't say anything. That's like the most obvious hiding spot ever.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I once heard Pearl Jam on an oldies station and got irrationally angry.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

InterFaced posted:

I once heard Pearl Jam on an oldies station and got irrationally angry.

i just get bored when i hear pearl jam

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

ghlbtsk posted:

If you are unable to recollect bits of Reality Bites or Singles without a tiny tear of nostalgia for your lost youth leaking from your eye, you are a Gen-Xer.

^ this over

this

subhuman filth posted:

fyi if you're under 34 you're still a millenial sorry







Winona Ryder is my spirit animal

im 30yo but i wish i could have experienced the 90s a little older like maybe between the age of 18-25yo, but being young with no real responsibilities or obligations during the time was also p rad. i can still vividly recall the first time i listened to Nevermind and shoplifting alternative music cassette tapes from Circuit City because my parents wouldnt buy them for me.

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 00:00 on May 8, 2015

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down


first album I ever owned my parents bought it for me. Gen X or Millenial?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

texaholic posted:



first album I ever owned my parents bought it for me. Gen X or Millenial?

Millenial like by 100%.

I worked at a breakfast restaurant in the summer and saw Smashing Pumpkins at a 250+ club (Zoots, Portland, ME) on Friday night and they randomly showed up to my breakfast place on Saturday morning, driving their own van from Illinois. I like to think my pancakes and omelet put them on to the path of success. D'arcy was notably not there.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I'm on the cusp. When I did science projects as a kid (mid-to-late '80s) I had to rely on what we had at the local library, complete with a card catalog, and hope that maybe, maybe another branch might have what I'm looking for and can send it over in a reasonable period of time (like in two weeks).

But on the other hand, as I am now finishing my dissertation, I get unreasonably irritated when an article I'm trying to find is inaccessible online, like I'm ungrateful and take for granted the marvels of the internet or some poo poo (paywalls don't count, those are objectively terrible and are obstructive to the scientific process, and don't have anything to do with being online, per se).

I've lived through the old ways enough to appreciate the relative ease and convenience of the new, and yet sometimes have the impatience of one who hasn't been there.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006



My first Playboy. I snuck it home under my shirt from a neighbor kid's dad's stash, and I kept it slid behind the bed for quick access.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Grant DaNasty posted:



My first Playboy. I snuck it home under my shirt from a neighbor kid's dad's stash, and I kept it slid behind the bed for quick access.

Every chick in playboy back then had an unusual amount of stuff.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

empty baggie posted:

If you were hiding poo poo under your mattress, there's a 90% chance your parents knew it was there the whole time and just didn't say anything. That's like the most obvious hiding spot ever.

seriously. when i need to hide something i will at least put some loving effort into it.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
We've reached the part of the thread where I post Heavy Metal Parking Lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDDnuhbDFeY

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
i was in 6th grade when columbine happened

what does that make me

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

SA2K posted:

i was in 6th grade when columbine happened

what does that make me

Millenial as gently caress. Like post millenial maybe?

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

empty baggie posted:

If you were hiding poo poo under your mattress, there's a 90% chance your parents knew it was there the whole time and just didn't say anything. That's like the most obvious hiding spot ever.

yeah, probably but who cares? every teenage boy has porn stashed somewhere. my mom probably knew about them but was wise enough to let me have them and never say anything about it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Dyna Soar posted:

yeah, probably but who cares? every teenage boy has porn stashed somewhere. my mom probably knew about them but was wise enough to let me have them and never say anything about it.

What if ur Mom sucks?

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

redshirt posted:

What if ur Mom sucks?

chances are a kid can't think of a hiding place good enough in the house anyway. which takes us to porn stashes in the forest

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

You Are A Elf posted:

This is really, really sad. Taking my nephew to the park/playground in today's world is dumb. All of the playground equipment is nothing but bridges a foot off the ground and some fake plastic rocks to crawl on, and the ground is soft wood chips with some rubber ground underneath. No swings. No see-saws. No huge fuckoff high or spiral slides. No merry-go-rounds. No monkey bars or jungle gyms. Not even those animals mounted to springs anymore.

I can tell my nephew is bored out of his mind and is like "yay, another bridge to walk across :geno:" :(

This thing:



We used to have 1 person stand in the center. We would all grab an animal and begin violently shaking and rocking to try and make the person in the center fall. I don't remember the luxury of sand tho.

I also remember a tiny 3 person stand up merry go round; 3 people would get on and then everyone else would stand on the outside and spin the gently caress out of it. It was insanely fast.

Oh oh, found one:



Also; giant truck (tractor?) tires and climb-things made from old tires.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005



but let's have a closer look:


Also, my city park's playground had a playhouse with half-buried concrete culverts as entrances, which played havoc on kids' heads when they weren't paying attention to duck far enough down when running in. There was another park that had a slide composed of rolling metal bars that I smacked my face on too.

Good times :haw:

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Man, motherfucking tractor-tire swings! They banned these in my city because too many kids got hit right in the god damned face. It happened to everyone growing up though, but apparently it's unacceptable now.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Grant DaNasty posted:



My first Playboy. I snuck it home under my shirt from a neighbor kid's dad's stash, and I kept it slid behind the bed for quick access.

Nice.

Mine was this one:



I remember because when I was watching the movie with my parents for the first time I almost blurted out 'Hey dad, you own that one!'

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Playing Everquest on a dialup modem and then having your dad pick up the phone was basically the worst thing on earth

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

SA2K posted:

Playing Everquest on a dialup modem and then having your dad pick up the phone was basically the worst thing on earth

This but replace everquest with a non lovely game

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

lol if you actually had to use dial-up

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
What's the post-millenial generation called

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

SA2K posted:

What's the post-millenial generation called

Generation Y or Z I think

Gay Fry
Apr 27, 2014
i had Compuserve, Prodigy, and AOL all at once at one point. pretty sorry but i was concerned over which one was fastest (they were all the same)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
1997 I hooked up a company's internet via 3 56K modems that autodialed.

Then we hired a horrid lesbian witch from Norway who surfed lesbian witch sites all day and took all the bandwidth.

Such an awkward conversation.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I got our AOL account canceled when I was 11 and my dad was super mad and wondered how we would use the Internet afterward

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