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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I've still got my flannels and ripped jeans.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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WINONA!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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I'm holding a copy of Generation X in my very corporeal lap as I type AMA.

*Microsofties...

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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My first cable tv came with a cabled box that had a channel slider - like from 1 to 200 on a sliding little handle you slid right or left.

You could fly through all the channels by going fast, it was a trip.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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jackyl posted:

catalog porn was good when you couldn't get to the woods

Scrambled Skinemax was the best porn you could get in 1988.

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Aug 11, 2007

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jackyl posted:

and Mötley Crüe was where it was at on the bus


my phone even did proper punctuation for Mötley Crüe that's p informative

lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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loving millenial puke.


Gen Xers couldn't use calculators for the SATs you loving pussies.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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Nirvana really was a revelation.

Check how cool I am: I was a college DJ for three years and we still played 95% records as CD's were brand new and too expensive. We got new records all the time and one day I got a 45 - which was a mini record that only had 2-3 songs, youngin's - from a then unknown label out of Seattle called Subpop. It had a band named Soundgarden on side A, and a band named Nirvana on side B, and it literally blew my mind. I never heard anything like it before and it started a revolution at the radio station, thank the gods. It changed the world.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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Neophyte posted:

I unironically care about my fiber intake now.

Also my prostate.

Also I no longer have recurring nightmares and the daily low-grade anxiety about the inevitable global nuclear war destroying everyone and everything I knew or loved, like I did when I was 7 through 17 years old.

So, mixed blessings.

Another story! So I ran for class president my senior year of highschool and before the big day where the three candidates gave speeches to the entire class in the gymnasium, the principal took us aside and told us all the responsibilities we'd have - fundraising, graduation, etc. He also said we'd be responsible for class reunions, and he emphasized the point that 10 years from then we'd have to organize the reunion. I chortled internally, cuz as if the world would still be around in 10 years - the USSR will have nuked us by then.

I was class president, FYI. I put on my 25th reunion last summer. :(

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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lol no.

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Aug 11, 2007

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Dyna Soar posted:

i feel like i'm stuck between generation x and generation y or millennials. i'm def not a millennial but i'm not quite old enough to be x either. we were the last ones to grow up without cellphones or the internet.

Alas. Sucks to be you.

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Aug 11, 2007

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Dyna Soar posted:

yeah. then again i'm gonna outlive most xer's

How so? You mean by years or actual date?

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Aug 11, 2007

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Dyna Soar posted:

i'm younger than they are

Statistically speaking, yes. But you could die today, friend.

Enjoy your youth.

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Aug 11, 2007

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ninotoreS posted:

you're fringe GenX then

Let's put some dates on this poo poo then. Gen X is the generation that follows the Boomers - this is the very definition of Gen X, and thus forms our judgements.

The Boomers were 1945 - 1965. Gen X thusly starts in 1966. Where does it end is the question we've been debating. 1985 seems like a fairly good place to end it, though 1980 could also work. The word "generation" means something in this context, and it is roughly defined as the period of time from which a baby is born to the point they have a baby. 15-25 years approximately. Social events can skew this number, but only on the edges, as a generation is a generation, roughly.

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Aug 11, 2007

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Dyna Soar posted:

i'd say 1985 could be considered the last year of generation x since as i said, we were the last ones to grow up without the internet or cellphones.

OK ur GenX. Welcome aboard.

Are you depressed?

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Aug 11, 2007

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Bimmi posted:

Yeah that was pretty rad, briefly thought the world wasn't gonna go to complete poo poo, joke's on us I guess.

fake edit: "pretty rad."

I got legit excited at Bush Senior's declaration of a "New World Order" though it seemed to freak everyone else out.

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Aug 11, 2007

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Bimmi posted:

That was some seriously creepy poo poo and I was glad when he turned out to be a one-termer. Boy, if we'd only known.

Why was it creepy though? He was talking about a post cold war world that no longer had any divisions. It was a vision of American hegemony that has mostly come true today.

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Aug 11, 2007

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ninotoreS posted:

old enough to know life without internet and i-can-communicate-with-anyone-anywhere-at-any-time = pre GenY, end of discussion


I don't care about dates except as broad guidelines, since the advent of the rapidly evolving digital age, the generations are more appropriately defined by the times and technology that characterize their lives

my opinion

So it's 1985, roughly. As a 15 year old in the year 2000, you could technically produce a child and legitimately not have internet access or a cell phone. By 2003 these standards had changed.

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Aug 11, 2007

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Bimmi posted:

You pretty much answered your own question there. Besides, we'd just lived through motherfucking Reagan, you expect I should trust anyone from his admin to actually have good intentions?

In retrospect he wasn't that bad tho. Still glad he lost.

Yeah I guess. I'm really pro-America so I was never scared by the idea of Hyperpower USA (that is, until I witnessed how the Republican party evolved into a pack of concentrated crazy and a legitimate threat to the survival of planet earth). Better dead then Red, afterall.

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Aug 11, 2007

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FuriousGeorge posted:

I remember gingerly handling my first CD like it was such a fragile piece of future tech that I'd gently caress it up if I breathed on it wrong.

I remember reading claims that CD's were indestructible. You could throw them around like frisbees with no consequences.

How wrong that was.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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Better to fade away then to burn out IMO.

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Aug 11, 2007

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texaholic posted:



first album I ever owned my parents bought it for me. Gen X or Millenial?

Millenial like by 100%.

I worked at a breakfast restaurant in the summer and saw Smashing Pumpkins at a 250+ club (Zoots, Portland, ME) on Friday night and they randomly showed up to my breakfast place on Saturday morning, driving their own van from Illinois. I like to think my pancakes and omelet put them on to the path of success. D'arcy was notably not there.

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Aug 11, 2007

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Grant DaNasty posted:



My first Playboy. I snuck it home under my shirt from a neighbor kid's dad's stash, and I kept it slid behind the bed for quick access.

Every chick in playboy back then had an unusual amount of stuff.

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Aug 11, 2007

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SA2K posted:

i was in 6th grade when columbine happened

what does that make me

Millenial as gently caress. Like post millenial maybe?

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Aug 11, 2007

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Dyna Soar posted:

yeah, probably but who cares? every teenage boy has porn stashed somewhere. my mom probably knew about them but was wise enough to let me have them and never say anything about it.

What if ur Mom sucks?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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1997 I hooked up a company's internet via 3 56K modems that autodialed.

Then we hired a horrid lesbian witch from Norway who surfed lesbian witch sites all day and took all the bandwidth.

Such an awkward conversation.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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I collected like 400 free AOL CD's and made this sweet rear end mobile that got destroyed during a house party by a roomate because he was an rear end in a top hat.

Sweet loving mobile though - it had like 8 swinging axis and featured tits from porn mags interspersed with the AOL cds. Was like 10 feet tall.

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Aug 11, 2007

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Flo Cytometer posted:

I remember sending in prepaid postcards for free AOL and Compuserve FLOPPIES so I could get some free floppy disks all I had to do was wait 2-4 weeks.

Now I barely have the patience for Amazon Prime.

I never even "got" AOL back in the day. It was just for Mom's, right?

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

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Gosh a thread on a topic I'm familiar with over 6 pages? Instant Gas!

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