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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Yoya posted:

people will hate this game for not being about feels and then go back to having gay sex with aliens and dwarfs in bioware games on the easiest setting. those people's disapproval is the highest praise a game can get.

People bought skyrim ffs.

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Ilustforponydeath posted:

People bought skyrim ffs.

Skyrim wins. Crawl back under your rock.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I mean obviously the bar for what software people will pay money for is as low as it's going to get.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Ilustforponydeath posted:

I mean obviously the bar for what software people will pay money for is as low as it's going to get.

Can I mod this guy into HATRED?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
I'm mad as hell about video games but unlike the LOSER IDIOTS who support this DUMBWRONG game I'll be shooting up a forum and my bullets will be made of poo poo

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

PantsBandit posted:

Can I mod this guy into HATRED?

Yeah. Or anyone else on these forums, for that matter.

Space Bat
Apr 17, 2009

hold it now hold it now hold it right there
you wouldn't drop, couldn't drop diddy, you wouldn't dare
Duke Nukem is going to beat the poo poo out of the Hatred Guy

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
This game will sell a million copies and inspire some crime against those SJW tumberlites so it's win win.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Space Bat posted:

Duke Nukem is going to beat the poo poo out of the Hatred Guy

The Antagonist would actually redpill the heck out of Duke Nukem, and recruit him to his cause.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
It's time to cut through the veneer of our hollow, consumerist society and wipe out as many disgusting human weeds as possible and chew bubble gum- and I'm all outta gum.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
Edgy for the sake of being edgy, and people talking more about what the games means instead of what it is. I'm kind of down.

Let's kill everybody, I guess. I really need to play as a fat goon to enjoy this game, though. I mean I am a fat goon who would be playing, but I need a self-insert and Nathan Xplosion is too handsome and metal to represent me.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

PantsBandit posted:

Can I mod this guy into HATRED?

That's as close as you'll ever get to best me, so I encourage it.
:getin:

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
Is the title font the same one from Doom?

Fake Edit: First mod needs to add color to this game.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Those normie bastards are gonna pay for making The Avengers 3: Doctor Doom's Revenge the top grossing film of all time.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
Can he really say "welcome to your nightmare motherfuckers" if the main character isn't a poor, a black, or a woman?
:boom:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Firstborn posted:

Edgy for the sake of being edgy, and people talking more about what the games means instead of what it is. I'm kind of down.

Let's kill everybody, I guess. I really need to play as a fat goon to enjoy this game, though. I mean I am a fat goon who would be playing, but I need a self-insert and Nathan Xplosion is too handsome and metal to represent me.

Wow the word edgy and typing-like-this and Metal? #Win

sharts
Jul 3, 2008

a̸ ̕s̡cŗeam͟i͠ng͞ ͘sk͏u̢l̨l i̡s y͝o͡ųr o͡n͟l͞y ͢comp̛ani̡o͞n͝

Ilustforponydeath posted:

People bought skyrim ffs.

can't wait for paid mods to make their comeback on HATRED's workshop

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Firstborn posted:

Can he really say "welcome to your nightmare motherfuckers" if the main character isn't a poor, a black, or a woman?
:boom:

The man who realizes how loving truly useless humanity is, how pointless this consumerist society is, and is willing to kill as many motherfuckers as he can, is a Nightmare to capitalists. He's a goddamn hero.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
*in squeaky homo voice* Can he really say "welcome to your nightmare motherfuckers" if the main character isn't a poor, a black, or a woman?
:boom:

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
I love this thread.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Ilustforponydeath posted:

That's as close as you'll ever get to best me, so I encourage it.
:getin:


Lumpy the Cook posted:

Yeah. Or anyone else on these forums, for that matter.

Tight.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
*most metal voice ever*
"Kill everybody who cares if they don't have weapons I am anger made flesh, a man who is made of mad."
*scenes of knifing grandpas*

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Everyone who uses "poor" as a noun is completely irreversibly retarded.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Firstborn posted:

*most metal voice ever*
"Kill everybody who cares if they don't have weapons I am anger made flesh, a man who is made of mad."
*scenes of knifing grandpas*

You aren't very good at this. Stick to one sentence posts

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
*gravel cool guy voice*
"I am super angry about people being, i have lots of guns and shoot people"
*flips hair and puts knife in trenchcoat*

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
*deep awesome man tone*
"Everybody but me has to die because they aren't badass, and the police will be super mad when people are dead a lot"
*everything on fire, steps on unarmed man's face*

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Firstborn posted:

*gravel cool guy voice*
"I am super angry about people being, i have lots of guns and shoot people"
*flips hair and puts knife in trenchcoat*

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
I love you Black Baby Goku. Please don't make fun of me I want to be your friend I will buy this game please just be my friend.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Firstborn posted:

*deep awesome man tone*
"Everybody but me has to die because they aren't badass, and the police will be super mad when people are dead a lot"
*everything on fire, steps on unarmed man's face*

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Firstborn posted:

I love you Black Baby Goku. Please don't make fun of me I want to be your friend I will buy this game please just be my friend.

Stop posting is a good start

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
Ok stopping right now after this one. Thanks for being my friend.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
*like tornado siren* loooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooool.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Firstborn fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Apr 30, 2015

OhGreatAGinger
Oct 10, 2012
I want it to turn out that the whole reason for your rampage was to help Cannibal Corpse after their tour van got stuck in mud, and after you help them out they high-five you, drink a beer with you, and give you free concert tickets.

I really want it.






I'm not wearing any pants.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
He doesn't listen to Cannibal Corpse.

OhGreatAGinger
Oct 10, 2012

Firstborn posted:

He doesn't listen to Cannibal Corpse.

I just cancelled my pre-order.




Also I put my pants back on.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
Sorry Cannibal Corpse is too mainstream. He listens to some unreleased EP from a band that all killed themselves in the most metal way (headbutting a morningstar or eating spiders or something) after releasing 3 songs that were too metal for this world.

Firstborn fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Apr 30, 2015

Badchay
Mar 22, 2015

I can't stop laughing :D

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
There's a bonus mode where you can visit the orphanage where all the wayward video game children have to go live after you kill their parents, and there's more and more kids to shoot as you progress in the game.

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Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest
Do you like hurting people?

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