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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
but i dont believe its okay to make fun of or otherwise marginalize those who are those things. grow up babies

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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

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"with my body im a solid 8/10, trust me its all that under these mittens. but please dont make fun of me for it, i deserve the same treatment as the fats"

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

:secondpost:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
yeah, no

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
nah I don't want to make the effort to change myself so I'll just try to change everyone else around me

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im cute

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

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"ill never have to hear 'eat a sandwich you bitch' ever again. sweet, sweet oblivion"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

lorn Wayne posted:

nah I don't want to make the effort to change myself so I'll just try to change everyone else around me

The American Way! :patriot:

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
You don't need to be attractive, athletic, intelligent, or beautiful in any way to be successful in life. Only tall.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Apthous posted:

You don't need to be attractive, athletic, intelligent, or beautiful in any way to be successful in life. Only tall.

Nope

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Gwen Stefani.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

JebanyPedal posted:

Gwen Stefani.

This poo poo is bananas. Be-eh-en-eh-en-eh-es

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Yes you do. You are living a lie if you don't think height is the #1 attribute to have in anything imaginable.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Apthous posted:

Yes you do. You are living a lie if you don't think height is the #1 attribute to have in anything imaginable.

I find it limits me in hide & seek games.

I'm a seven foot man, I can not hide. I know cause I've tried.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

#1 attribute is being really good looking actually.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

#2 is sounding like Barry White.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

VendaGoat posted:

I'm a seven foot man

You're an angry not sex having midget like the rest of us and you know it.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

#3 is being able to tie your shoes.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Apthous posted:

You're an angry not sex having midget like the rest of us and you know it.

But enough about your mother

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

JebanyPedal posted:

#3 is being able to tie your shoes.

well gently caress i was doing well on the checklist until this doozy

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
if you stop being jealous little children maybe you can get something done and stop being depressed and poo poo

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

VendaGoat posted:

But enough about your mother

Being tall is like the cheat codes to life. Being short is like playing on a 56k modem with an integrated graphics card against wall hackers.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
a cool gu

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Land O Lakes - *2% Milk, 2 cup 260 24 10 16 260 0
Skippy - Super Chunk Peanut Butter (Extra Crunchy), 32 g (2 tbsp) 190 6 16 7 125 2
Arnold's Oatnut Bread - Bread Slice, 2 slice 240 44 5 8 300 16

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bananas - Raw, 1 large (8" to 8-7/8" long) 121 31 0 1 1 2

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

that reminds me i have to cut my toe nails. got a real gnarly bruised nail that's fallen off from running too, so i need to just tidy up what's left. cheers

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Apthous posted:

You're an angry not sex having midget like the rest of us and you know it.

Now he will pay you back by not getting your Frisbee out of that tree.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Mooktastical posted:

Now he will pay you back by not getting your Frisbee out of that tree.

Short people don't go outside unless its mandated prison yard time.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Mooktastical posted:

Now he will pay you back by not getting your Frisbee out of that tree.

I do what I can.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
YEs, actually i think it's the opposite and people who defend fat people are fat and should post pics to prove otherwise

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

This poo poo is bananas. Be-eh-en-eh-en-eh-es

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcsvbi5SfwM

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Poetic Justice posted:

YEs, actually i think it's the opposite and people who defend fat people are fat and should post pics to prove otherwise

Fat only matters if you are short. No one is calling out Shaq for his weight.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
what's a gu?

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Gaunab posted:

what's a gu?

A type of energy gel apparently

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

If you have money it's fine.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Nanomashoes posted:

If you have money it's fine.

You need a net worth in the billions to make up for being short. Guys like Tom Cruise and Justin Bieber get made fun of and they have hundreds of millions of dollars.

*edit* you actually will never not be made fun of no matter how powerful/rich you get. No one takes Putin seriously and he has tens of billions of dollars and the world's largest nuclear arsenal.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
So hundreds of millions of dollars and a 1000 dollar a night hooker or height, you're gonna choose height?

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

VendaGoat posted:

So hundreds of millions of dollars and a 1000 dollar a night hooker or height, you're gonna choose height?

I would choose height over literally anything.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Apthous posted:

I would choose height over literally anything.

no dont NO

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
true height is your actual height + dick height (aka length) and it's the only height that really matters

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