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Yeah that is that lovely avatar. Don't feel bad though most everyone here has lovely avatars, even the tall guys.
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Apr 29, 2015 16:57
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Im only 6'2" but i can assure you it owns and is the perfect height cause i almost never bump my head on low hanging walls and ceilings n things like freakishly tall 6'5"+ folks
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Apr 29, 2015 17:09
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thathonkey posted:Im only 6'2" but i can assure you it owns and is the perfect height cause i almost never bump my head on low hanging walls and ceilings n things like freakishly tall 6'5"+ folks So you don't know what being 6'5" or taller is like. Thanks for helping us stay on topic.
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Apr 29, 2015 17:12
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i think you may have a brain problem and i say this out of lvoe
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Apr 29, 2015 17:14
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Being tall sucks rear end. You hit your head on everything: tree branches fans doorways car doors stairwells goalposts signs clotheslines You don't fit into anything: cars airplanes buses trains watercraft chairs pants jackets shirts hiding places and because you can't fit anywhere, give up on falling asleep in any of those places. I have never been comfortable enough to sleep in any of those places. It takes 2x as much food for a tall person to gain weight than a short person. Your limbs are longer which means you need more strength to do anything. Your long limbs means weaker ligaments are cartilage which means more injuries. You run slow as poo poo because moving your legs is like dragging giant tree trunks around Lots of tall people have heart problems because their limbs are so far away from their heart their heart has to work extra hard. Good luck having warm hands or feet ever because by the time the blood gets out there its cold as poo poo. You're incredibly easy to notice in a crowd. People are often intimidated by you ( which I guess is a good thing if you're into being a patronizing smug self-assured piece of poo poo) People say dumb poo poo to you about being so tall all the time. Your dick is the same size as everyone else's but since you're twice as tall as eveyone else your dick looks half as big lovely girls who only care about how tall you are try and get in your poo poo Having sex in the shower? Not possible. Having sex anywhere that isn't a bed or the floor? Good luck So maybe you should shut the gently caress up and stop hating yourself because of your body that you can't change and start hating yourself for being too afraid to ask your dad for some goddman respect.
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Apr 29, 2015 17:18
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Actually, it's good.
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Apr 29, 2015 17:19
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My friend is that tall. He hits his head a lot.
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Apr 29, 2015 17:20
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Apthous posted:Another tall tale. No, it's true. Being a tall man in a group is like being a moderately hot girl in a group of dorks; you get special status just for existing and another one of you entering the group threatens that. It's good for shorter people though, because we're way more willing to fetch things from the most naaaaaasty, hard to reach places once our position is under threat. Remember when I refused to get that coffee can of washers from the top shelf for you, because it was all dark and cobwebby? Oooh baby, I'll get all bit up by brown recluses for you now. Just don't forget who your gangly rear end friend is.
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Apr 29, 2015 17:51
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This poo poo gay thread has reminded me I'm flying to Dublin tomorrow on a poo poo day budget airline I'm going to feel The Pain when the oval office in front of me puts his seat back.
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Apr 29, 2015 17:53
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The cool thing about being taller than all tall girls is calling them shorty, they melt
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Apr 29, 2015 18:07
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I looked up Tom Cruise because I thought he literally was a midget and apparently he's actually 5'7". He's still hilariously short though.
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Apr 29, 2015 18:23
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britishbornandbread posted:This poo poo gay thread has reminded me I'm flying to Dublin tomorrow on a poo poo day budget airline I'm going to feel The Pain when the oval office in front of me puts his seat back. This poo poo gay post has reminded me that society wants me dead or in prison like I was black because I am short.
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Apr 29, 2015 18:24
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fine i guess i can get down with some short shaming
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Apr 29, 2015 18:33
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Liquideraser posted:Being tall sucks rear end. What? Are you high? (lol)
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Apr 29, 2015 20:47
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Tonsured posted:There are far more unobtainable masculine traits people could be pining for other than height: wide shoulders, a barrel chest, a strong jaw, a honey soaked lion's voice with an infrasound resonance capable of instilling both fear and somehow trust in those around you. If we dig a little deeper I'm sure everyone can feel equally inadequate compared to me other than the voice, those things are not universally liked among women the way height is same way some guys like huge, huge comical tits and others like normal ones or don't really care about tits, because as they'll tell you it's really about the bass
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Apr 29, 2015 21:09
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:I looked up Tom Cruise because I thought he literally was a midget and apparently he's actually 5'7". No, he's not--he's really 5'3". If you're an actor under 6'0" you can bet your publicist will fudge your height by usually around 2-3", unless you have a legitimate athletic background like say The Rock where your real stats are already recorded. Somebody post that picture of that midget Bono wearing 5 inch platform shoes hidden out of frame. I think he's listed as 5'7" too 
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Apr 30, 2015 00:15
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You know what women like more than height? Confidence. Guess what short guys also lack? Height Supremacists!
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Apr 30, 2015 00:19
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Tall people rule.
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Apr 30, 2015 01:12
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Being 6'7" is pretty awesome now, but kinda sucked growing up in a house with 6' doorframes. The first time I got shloshed on tequila, I woke up sick, tried to charge to the bathroom, smashed the gently caress out of my head on the bathroom doorframe and puked all over the hallway. My mother was not amused the next morning. Other than that, the only drawbacks are not being able to sneak away from my desk when all the cubicle walls are shoulder-height, and having to be mindful of my posture since desks and tables are all made for short people and I don't want to be a hunchback by the time I'm 50.
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Apr 30, 2015 01:29
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I'm 6'7", it's OK. I've never really thought about it as a good or bad thing but I have a short wife and she is convinced we get preferential treatment in certain situations when I'm present vs. when I'm not. I think people definitely treat me one way at work where I'm sitting at a desk and another way in a situation where everybody's standing up, like a bar. It's not always better per se, it's just noticeably different. Buying clothes is a difficult but the current fashion for long tshirts is pretty helpful, buying suits is not as difficult as you would think.
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Apr 30, 2015 01:52
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Lt. Tanaka posted:Tall people rule. 
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Apr 30, 2015 01:55
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I didn't know they stacked poo poo that high!!!
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Apr 30, 2015 01:57
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Apr 30, 2015 01:57
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Shiki Dan posted:Somebody post that picture of that midget Bono wearing 5 inch platform shoes hidden out of frame. I think he's listed as 5'7" too Even a German chancellor can look more charismatic than this gremlin. 
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Apr 30, 2015 02:00
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LMAO Bruno Mars
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Apr 30, 2015 11:08
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wow bruno mars is really short  Like a child
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Apr 30, 2015 11:12
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Case in point...Bruno Mars is listed as 5'5". Taylor Swift is 5'10" and with heels probably around 6'2". Drop the hat, and she's an entire head and torso taller. So yeah...he's "5'5" when you count his hat and shoe lifts.
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Apr 30, 2015 12:33
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im 3 stories tall
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Apr 30, 2015 12:35
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mysterious frankie posted:No, it's true. Being a tall man in a group is like being a moderately hot girl in a group of dorks; you get special status just for existing and another one of you entering the group threatens that. It's good for shorter people though, because we're way more willing to fetch things from the most naaaaaasty, hard to reach places once our position is under threat. Remember when I refused to get that coffee can of washers from the top shelf for you, because it was all dark and cobwebby? Oooh baby, I'll get all bit up by brown recluses for you now. Just don't forget who your gangly rear end friend is. Haha yeah, like the tall guy in a group of nerds isn't the most awkward out of the gang most of the time. Case in point, the proportionally high percentage of seemingly tall/freakish tall guys on SA.
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Apr 30, 2015 13:03
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Apthous posted:6'3" is still midget territory. Better luck next lifetime. hang on a decade ago 6'1"-6'3" was considered perfect what the hell happened when did everyone on the planet get together and decide to raise it to 6'5"? 6'2" is taller than 99.999% of the women on the planet...
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Apr 30, 2015 18:38
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its cool but then sometimes, like, your sister asks you to drive her car for whatever reason and then you have to try to jam yourself into some loving mitsubishi made for tiny japanese people
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Apr 30, 2015 18:53
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people either hate me or worship me as a god
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Apr 30, 2015 18:56
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statistics show that most really tall people are very depressed and sad in the brains
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Apr 30, 2015 19:16
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Most people you meet will tell you "Wow you're really tall!" with a big stupid smile on their face and if you don't humor them for their keen observation they act offended.
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Apr 30, 2015 19:19
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Zzulu posted:statistics show that most really tall people are very depressed and sad in the brains well there is a strong correlation between altitude and depression 
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Apr 30, 2015 19:20
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The Whole Internet posted:well there is a strong correlation between altitude and depression also between flyover status and suicide
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Apr 30, 2015 19:23
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The Whole Internet posted:well there is a strong correlation between altitude and depression How do that many people live in Ohio and not kill themselves? It makes no loving sense.
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Apr 30, 2015 19:25
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The Whole Internet posted:well there is a strong correlation between altitude and depression they have more high stuff to jump off, duh
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DoctorStrangelove posted:How do that many people live in Ohio and not kill themselves? It makes no loving sense. The cost of living is low so less stress about food, clothing, shelter, everyone can afford cable tv and huge fattening delicious meals, and everyone else is dumpy and fat too so you feel fine
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