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yo anyone have that story about the yosdad talking about girl cum/grool along with the accompanying pic of him?
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what does this mean for overtime?
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Apr 29, 2015 04:15
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who is the fattest yosposter
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Apr 29, 2015 23:14
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Elder Postsman posted:softball is fun. we had our first game on Tuesday and lost 21 to 1 but we also had a cooler full of beers and the other team didn't so I think we were the real winners. jesus how fat are you. did your wife let you buy a jersey to play in or is your clothing budget still going to organic whole foods?
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Apr 30, 2015 14:15
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bump_fn posted:bench yourself from posting
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May 1, 2015 01:48
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Beast of Bourbon posted:At Electronic Arts, Peter Moore is the COO and is on a lot of mailing lists that you'd be surprised for him to be on.
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May 1, 2015 01:56
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pumpy dumper likes eating raw meat for [reasons?] he also does this as he's butchering at whole foods which is very sanitary! 
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May 1, 2015 14:22
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Citizen Tayne posted:someone repost the response to Morkai's sex chat that was something like "the last thing I want to think about is some obese goon heaving himself off his wife like some kind of garbage avalanche" was that the girl cum/grool guy?
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May 2, 2015 16:12
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rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:ur dog looks retarded 
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May 2, 2015 18:52
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when you think you gettin the puss puss but the gash be bleedin' 
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May 4, 2015 13:31
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Tangra posted:yep, you can be a functioning member of society with zero anxiety and paranoia you sound like a dumbass idiot
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May 5, 2015 04:46
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he's dumber than me lol and that's saying something.
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May 5, 2015 04:52
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PuTTY riot posted:dont sign your posts also you live in mississippi so you're dumber than everyone who does not live there
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May 5, 2015 04:53
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wish the saw had finished the job so we wouldn't be cursed by your posts, lol.
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May 5, 2015 05:10
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so was the guy in the cage with his dog some kinda fetish thing?...or?
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May 6, 2015 00:40
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how many dog kennel fetish guys are there in the pos? you can barely even see the dog in this picture.
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May 6, 2015 00:46
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lol kennel fetishists and dog food/cat food eaters. what else?
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May 6, 2015 06:52
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Smythe posted:Stop posting your porno collection in the job thread you hosed up weirdo
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May 6, 2015 06:54
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It’s hard to pinpoint the moment when New York and also technology started to feel like such a chore. Maybe it was when I urinated in a slim-fit adult diaper while waiting in line for the iPhone 4 for ninety-three hours and pronounced the experience “worth it,” or when I found myself testing out tweets on my wife during foreplay, or when a rat scurried across my face and into my mouth while I was checking Facebook and waiting for a C train that never arrived.
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May 7, 2015 00:21
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shitface posted:me too. my mum got cancer in my 2nd year of uni and I couldn't cope at all good thing she wasn't getting healthcare in the US! lol
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May 7, 2015 07:14
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Elder Postsman posted:still in the parking garage did you at least buy a couple of more shirts?
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May 8, 2015 00:34
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Jerry Cotton posted:When I were a lad they basically showed every old Finnish movie ever on television, at a rate of one per week. The only one my mom didn't want me to watch was The Milkmaid (because it had titties). Plot twist: I was a kid and had no intention of ever watching a loving movie from 1953 called The Milkmaid even if there was literally nothing else on TV jesus gently caress mom get with the times. did your mom ever talk about how your grandparents helped put all their jewish neighbors on the trains to the camps?
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May 11, 2015 07:18
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Captain Foo posted:please work out
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May 13, 2015 03:22
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i like how you complain about how you were poor on your dad's electrician income of 60k a year in the fuckin 70s in fuckin shittsburgh lmao
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May 13, 2015 04:36
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" I kept my eyes closed and all I could hear was evil laughter and steve urkels voice saying 'Did I do that?' over and over in different tones, that's when I lost all bodily function, I seized up stiff as a board and pissed and poo poo myself."
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May 15, 2015 05:42
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"I ground 500 morning glory seeds in a coffee grinder and mixed them well with a glass of lemonade and drank them down. Within twenty minutes I was on the phone with my girlfriend and the trip started to set in. I felt overall just really happy and excited that the seeds actually worked because before taking the seeds I had my doubts. I must of appeared out of it because it was around 8:00 at night and my mom came in to say goodnight and she ended up getting angry with me because she new I was high. After hanging up the phone with my girlfriend I went in the basement where my room was and I began to pace back and forth very confused. Confused about life and what it would feel like to die and what was beyond all that we know. At this time I was lieing on my bed in my room with just my boxers on with my feet over my head and I kept saying this is what it must feel like to die and I kept saying this. From what I can remember the idea popped into my head to cut myself because I knew that I couldn’t feel anything. I got out of bed and grabbed a razor blade from my desk. I slashed my wrist and laughed. I saw the blood drip from my arm. I slashed my chest and stomach several times and even my penis and drew blood. At that point I was convinced that I was insane and I told myself how insane are you nick? I slashed my wrist again and it felt good, an intense feeling but not pain but closer to pleasure. I pressed the razor to my wrist while I was looking up and dragged the razor along my wrist. I looked down at my arm and said ‘gently caress’ I had cut deep and was looking at my muscle. I knew I was in trouble so I ran upstairs and down the hallway to my mom’s room where she was sleeping. I opened the door and said ‘Mom I’m sorry.’ I kept saying ‘Mom I’m sorry’ for some reason she saw the blood and jumped out of bed and brought me to the bathroom. She ran the wound under cold water and called 911. I was standing in the bathtub when the paramedics came. The paramedics asked me what I took and I said morning glory seeds. They bandaged my wound and put me on a stretcher and into the ambulance I went. I kept going on and on about the morning glory seeds and how good they where how the paramedics had to try them. And off to the hospital I was. After getting to the hospital they wheeled me in and put me in between two curtain like booth things. A nurse gave me charcoal to drink in a cup with a straw and I remember the charcoal tasting sweet as if it where a smoothy or something. I drank it down as if it tasted good. After sitting in a hospital bed all night the doctor finally came to sew my arm up. He stitched my arm which took over 20 stitches and then I left the hospital with my mom. I’m still high mind you after all this time. Me and my mom were headed for Harbor Oaks Psychiatric hospital where my probation officer told me I had to go. I was at the hospital for a week when they told me I was safe to leave. From the hospital I went right to court where they had an emergency hearing for me and I was admitted in to the county detention facility where I was awaiting placement or a treatment facility to go to. I was in detention for a month before leaving for a Youth Center where I was for just under six months. Now I’m home and still on probation and in drug court and am still getting high."
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"Hello, I'm a 19 year old male, this experience happened when I was 16 years old, I first got the ideas of inhaling substances from school from some goth kids saying they did in the cafeteria. Me and my friends weren't part of this group of people so I didn't talk to them, but I remember how much the idea of getting 'high' on these would be, I herd them talking about duster and I remember my mom having a can of century duster it was called, I figured this would do the job. Having herd about gas inhaling too I thought 'gently caress it might as well go all out' that thought will haunt me for the rest of my life. It was the long weekend and I knew that one night I would have the house to myself like I usually did cause I was an only that was something that I liked. Anyways they finally left and I put my plan to work, I went to the garage and got my dads gas can, then I went and grabbed the duster from the cleaning cupboard. I went to my room naive with both the gas and duster and got ready for a good time. I turned on my tv and set the gas and duster on my tv tray. I sat on my bed and kind of started getting nervous, I passed it off though thinking that it wouldn't hurt me, besides, those other kids did it and seemed fine. I first started with the duster thought I'd take a few hits and then go for the gas and few of that and be done. So after taking a few deep breaths in preparation I shook the duster can and fired the first hit. A warm feeling came over me and I really liked it, then I got a little light headed too, it actually made me really hyper, and stupid. I started taking hit after hit almost full lungfuls. I think I did like 8+ hits within 20 seconds, I was feeling a little more buzzed and my lungs were hurting so stopped with the duster, I then switched to the gas practically laughing just at what I was doing feeling rebelish and superior. Soon after I switched to the gas I really felt the duster kicking in I started losing it, after 4ish hits of gas my lungs started burning pretty bad I was still to stupid to realise that this could be seriously bad for me. Shortly after though the pain started getting worse and I was almost totally out of it, still not really feeling major effects I think cause I did it all so fast and was trying to get that done. but then all of a sudden it hit me like a train, my mouth on the gas for like 3 seconds before I realised I was still on my hands and knees breathing it in, I knocked it away. spilling it all over my carpet. I got up with my lungs feeling a little better I didn't even think about cleaning the gas. I knew 1 thing though that I was high for the first time and very high at that. I at first thought it was pretty cool and I was seeing specks of color here and there, then all of the sudden I kept seeing shadows move and things seemed to jump at me. This is when I started to panic, as my high started getting closer to the top my worst nightmares started coming true, I saw an image of death come out of the shadows. I screamed at the top of my lungs thinking that this was the end getting higher I was barely able to walk as I ran away stumbling I fell to the ground hitting my arm on the glass table destroying it and seriously cutting my arm. By this point I was not on the planet any longer and as I got higher and higher the sickness also got worse, it didn't help that I was bleeding on everything without even the common sense to patch it up and go to the washroom. while I was lying there on the floor looking up I saw goblins and werewolves (sounds stupid I know) with my parents heads in there hands jumping at me and tearing my face off, my lungs got worse also by this point I could barely breath throwing up everywhere I tried to roll away and scream but I couldn't. I closed my eyes and just saw colors and fire which made me believe I was in hell, alternating between coughing puking and screaming I was honestly wishing for death. All this happened within 5 minutes of my first duster puff Suddenly I don't know why but the puking stopped and was unable to scream, my lungs still felt like they had been ripped from my body but weren't bad as before. I kept my eyes closed and all I could hear was evil laughter and steve urkels voice saying 'Did I do that?' over and over in different tones, that's when I lost all bodily function, I seized up stiff as a board and pissed and poo poo myself. the thoughts are a blur after that and I passed out. I woke up 2 hours later, I was still out of it not able to keep my mind on one thing and still seeing colors, but I remembered that I inhaled, I passed out again 4 hours later I woke up again still hosed out of my mind feeling like death I looked over and saw the disaster I made with the outer part of my forearm cut almost to the bone lying in blood with more still slowly seeping out, this made me extremely light headed and I guess I rolled more than I thought because there was blood all over my basement floor. I crawled to the bathroom where I managed to wrap a towel around my arm the act of going to the bathroom made my pain and sickness 100x worse. after collapsing to the bathroom floor and puking the last of my bile I passed out again, the next thing I heard was my mother screaming. My parents were home and my mom had found me in the bathroom at first they didn't know what happened my mom stayed in the bathroom while my dad called 911 and looked around. He went in my room and then pieced together what I did. The ambulance got there and I was taken to the hospital where I was monitored givin drugs and a i.v. The doctor told my parents I may have givin myself brain damage. After being in a chemically induced coma for 2 days I awoke and realized my strange surroundings, Only my mind was constantly wandering and I felt a major headache and couldn't think I could barely remember my name or my parents or friends. After 2 weeks I was let out of the hospital, with my parents aware of the damage I did to myself. All my mother could ask was 'Why?' My father has pretty well disowned me because I am not the same person I used to be, my brain is altered. It is 3 years later now I don't have friends because I can't socialize. I went from a normal healthy kid that was good in school with a high 80 average to a high school dropout who can't run 10 steps without having to stop for half a minute to catch my breath because I fuckt my brain and lungs up. To this day I still have a pounding headache, and can't even walk straight this story alone took me over 3 days off and on to wright and without spelling check you probably wouldn't read it I know I am screwed for life all because of one dumb mistake. I can only warn others that its not worth it, and I wish I knew the dangers before I went and tried something stupid like that. My parents never left me home alone again. "
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Citizen Tayne posted:My wife is as white as they come and she cooks fantastic Indian food. I've got a cupboard full of spices. No, she doesn't. Maybe to your white-trash baby palate.
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May 15, 2015 16:20
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LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
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May 15, 2015 20:26
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Cold on a Cob posted:i try to be nice but i have a mean streak and i can be pretty callous sometimes money
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May 15, 2015 20:39
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Cold on a Cob posted:the death penalty is total bullshit tsarnaev is a muslim chechen slav. not a norweigan one-of-our-own.
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May 15, 2015 20:42
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Notorious QIG posted:it's loving stupid that we've reached the point where a "jury of your peers" actually means a jury of your peers that are pliable enough to be willing to hand down whatever sentence the government actually wants lol that's how its usually always worked
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May 15, 2015 20:59
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Cold on a Cob posted:i mean poor impulse control is one thing but it's not like they're setting the record straight here, it's basically "yep i did a bad thing no i'm not a monster yeah i did it though ok bye" as a rich white canadian 1% man, I think
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Tusen Takk posted:Oh yay I have a review today
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May 20, 2015 18:38
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"Spending my birthday alone. Today has been loving awful. I'm now 27... I think I'm going to end it before I turn 30. I've been isolated for so long I'm completely out of touch with the world and I'm getting to old now. People my age are starting to settle down and have kids. I should have been learning to do this ~10 years ago. And FYI I have been trying to socialize, I went to a couple of pretty crowded bars on a friday night. And it just wasn't happening. All I could do was spectate. How do people do this naturally? I am not included in this world and never was. Ever since I was a little kid beside school/work I would just lock myself in my room and just sleep. Nothing has changed and it's probably too late now. I'm too far gone. It's like I spent the last 20 years of my life in prison and I just got released and I don't know what the gently caress to do other than to end it. My self phone is either broken or dead but I havent' even noticed and don't think about it, while everyone else in the world there cellphone is their life. And the thing is I'm not even lonley. I'm realising not socialising in itself is making me sicker and insaner becasue I'm not doing something I'm suppose to do that the rest of the world enjoys and does naturally."
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Jonny 290 posted:he's a very nice bro with a smokin dime wife and adorable new babby and he just ran a half marathon last weekend or smth jesus gently caress colorado bros sound worse than california bros lmao
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May 21, 2015 07:11
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Citizen Tayne posted:fuckin' lol at how garage door openers turned into who has a wife who is a perfect ten, you dudes are insecure as gently caress. where's that scottish idiot who moved to arizona or something and bought a ford mustang that calls your wife ugly or whatever
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May 21, 2015 07:12
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I like how tori thinks he's a Latina even though old white men come up to talk to him about "those people" on the t. ayyy lmao.
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something something principles short height your racist I'm a Latina pittsburghers pirates hockey chicken wings my dad beat me etc.
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