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Cold on a Cob posted:

i'm unemployed so i'll talk about my non-job activities instead, i.e.

cls: getting older sucks.

just got back from the urologist and now i have to give a urine sample (a complicated one where i have to void my bladder six times over three hours and then after that give a sample). so as of right now i have to provide a sample of semen, blood, and urine to three different doctors this week.

also on top of that in the last year or so my nosehair decided to start growing in so thick it looks like i'm smuggling spiders

owned

# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 22:14

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:00

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Larry Parrish posted:

HOly mother of fuckballs!!! a thread nobody will ever look back on and remember other than 'that place where i tweeted but with a username that didn't have an @ in front of it'!!!!!! GROUND FLOOR BIATCH!!

samr

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 00:47

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its funny to see you still posting about biking when i get back from the biking

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 02:18

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Jerry Cotton posted:

How the gently caress would anyone even know how fast they were going on a bicycle?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bike+speedometer

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 02:22

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Jerry Cotton posted:

I can't even imagine how insufferable a person would have to be to buy a bike speedometer.

yes you can just imagine anyone who posts itt

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 02:26

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tfw ur confused about a sign error and u have to go back and read an actual textbook and u feel like a child

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 02:31

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

every dog has its day

Mister Gorbastarwarssexparrot, tear down this thread

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 02:36

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As a Millennial I posted:

current racism status: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2015/04/28/the-most-racist-places-in-america-according-to-google/

is Pittsburgh more than average or much more

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 03:42

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

this is not the place for complaining about cops, sorry

make a honeypot thread and probate/ban everyone who posts in it

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 05:39

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Smythe posted:

I think Sex Parrot is trying to say that YOSPOS is not an island. its a subforum of SA. There are other forums on SA where discussion of police corruption is more in-line with its description/mission/role. YOSPOS is not an on-site off-site - IYKWIM

e YOSPOS is apaprently"FUnny Computer Forum"

imo its "OS Flamewar Forum" so..................

what linux distro do u use at work

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 06:06

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Smythe posted:

Ubuntu Gnome on good rigs and Lubuntu on old fail rigs

do not pursue lubuntu

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 06:12

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wesley snypes posted:

that av makes me proud. its a lasting marker of my good works

more eggs

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 06:55

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 16:09

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good to see 'no butt stuff' no longer enforced

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 16:26

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someone photoshop this into the picture of the goon weightlifter turning into a frog tnx

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 16:43

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my grandfather drank gin and vodka not whiskey immersion ruined

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 18:30

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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i've been getting bourbon more than scotch lately

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

i don't like the smoky

lol

# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 18:33

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Smythe posted:

this is the coolest fuckin company on earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syGGh1rbFCI

# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 01:49

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telescopes r cool

# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 07:12

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# ¿ May 1, 2015 01:22

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Blinkz0rz posted:

softball practice was super ownage and we have so much talent at each position that i might bench myself lol

bench yourself from posting

# ¿ May 1, 2015 01:32

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academics know how to drinkk

# ¿ May 1, 2015 05:27

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Smythe posted:

"filled to the brim with junk".

but enough about my vagina

# ¿ May 1, 2015 20:54

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

never get rats. they live 1/3 as long as a dog and if you have 3 of them that's like, 9 times as much sadness

cook em and eat em

# ¿ May 2, 2015 06:47

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why is it a bomb

# ¿ May 3, 2015 03:25

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lol at people drinking white wine with sushi. just lol

# ¿ May 3, 2015 04:16

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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i dont know why anyone would do that when nigori sake is a thing

goddamn i love nigori sake

have u heard of ... white people

# ¿ May 3, 2015 04:23

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Jerry Cotton posted:

yeah, white people are the type of people who give a poo poo about what other people drink with their lovely food

sorry u want to destroy your ability to enjoy flavor but I gues you are Scandinavian so

# ¿ May 3, 2015 04:29

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I fuckin missed sea urchin god drat

# ¿ May 3, 2015 04:32

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Solus M.D. posted:

squid is by far the best sushi

imho uni is but squid is p good too.

# ¿ May 3, 2015 04:36

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ame

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

basically as soon as someone realized "california roll, dynamite roll, a couple others" wasnt going to cut it for fussy bored americans 1000 other types of rolls slathered in sauces and avocado and tempura things came out

rica.txt

# ¿ May 3, 2015 04:39

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sweet shrimp where you get the head too. that's also the best

# ¿ May 3, 2015 04:39

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triple sulk posted:

i'm real horned up for this fight. i love america

mayweather beats the poo poo out of women and has used his money to avoid lengthy jail sentences

# ¿ May 3, 2015 04:54

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

welcome to boxing

Still loving awesome

yeah let me literally endorse human misery

# ¿ May 3, 2015 05:15

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syscall girl posted:

i like it a lot

two things that came up in the sci-fi thread today

that grizzly old dude who has the killer wand or whatever it is that he keeps menacing people with is like a drone in iain m. bank's culture novels and the little yakuza guy on that episode of the simpsons

what is he gonna do? you know it's gonna be good

and then there is the fact that groot gives a little girl a flower as a kindly and endearing gesture except he grew it himself, groot is a plant alien and as we all know flowers are the reproductive organs of plants so

yup Thast right the move is about a tree want to fk a chid thanks for the scoop

# ¿ May 3, 2015 05:34

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I'm like 80% sure this cabby just got a booty call And that's why we're speeding up the fwy

# ¿ May 3, 2015 05:36

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syscall girl posted:

fair point

also y'all get that was a joke right?

something that literally occurred to me but not something i took srsly, bump_fn

homer simpson would have creamed his slacks

i know i did

and the music is just fantastic

stuff i'd only ever heard as a montage to sell CDs in the nineties somehow becoming incredibly cool

dude's mom's playlist to her kid

4quoting a post w my username that i didn't read

# ¿ May 3, 2015 06:28

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Notorious QIG posted:

Frozen is unironically good

# ¿ May 3, 2015 15:28

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gonna go to the wharf. gonna eat some rock crab

# ¿ May 3, 2015 19:39

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 13:00

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dude in a wheelchair w an infowars.com sticker on his chair just got on the bus. new friend found

# ¿ May 3, 2015 20:09

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