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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
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A cool place where people can stream video games.
















Please post pictures of your favorite Twitch.tv streamers thanks.

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
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Fonzarelli posted:

how hard is it to make money on there?

Do you have to be a fat guy with bad american facial hair? What if you're good looking?

Show those titties off in an anime girl costume and make that money, girl.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

a hole-y ghost posted:

OP where is the link to donate to these people. :confused:

I could give you my donate link if you want.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

https://youtu.be/r71l-ajiuHA

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Windows 98 posted:

I stream on Twitch

There's nothing wrong with that.

Unless you're doing it like this.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

MegaJoe89 posted:

Hahahaha my girlfriend is in one of those screenshots no joke

I wish I was joking but its her job n she makes bank lol


SkyEnzo posted:



I like it because people donate to me for more gameplay.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
My posting of those girls was because their "game streams" were just the games in little tiny picture-in-picture views, or sometimes completely nonexistent (like the one girl who was drawing garbage in MS Paint). I've got no problem with girls playing video games, or even making money doing so, but if all you wanna do is have people tip you to look at your body and do weird things to yourself and dress up in sexy costumes and you give the littlest of fucks about video games, then why be on a video game website instead of a porn site?

Same goes for the guys, but it's clearly more prevalent with girls because of how they're treated by guys and how they play it up as a result. If you're gonna whore yourself out, do it properly.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Chomp8645 posted:

On the one hand yeah what they're doing is dumb but the other hand the people giving them money for it at least as dumb if not dumber.

It's hard to get mad at someone for fleecing money when the targets deserve it.

I'm not saying only one side has to be dumb.


More video game.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe


Actress and Playboy model Adrianne Curry with her boyfriend, waving blades around that are readily at hand, belching swear words, talking about having chlamydia and head lice... oh and also they are sometimes playing a little Hearthstone every now and then.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Broenheim posted:

not enough tits imo, need more. also twitch chat

I got you fam.




And now a little something for all you fans of the man.


Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe


#blacklivesmatter

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

gay sewer monster posted:

Thank you, for unironically watching that poo poo?

You're welcome.

Carecat posted:

Why the hell does everyone have a cam now.

It seems to be part of the way Twitch streamers do their "branding." Since everything is live and you're competing with thousands of other people at any given time, the most efficient way to differentiate your stream from another and give it an identity is by giving it YOUR identity and slapping your dumb greasy face on the screen. Also because Pewdiepie does it on Youtube and Pewdiepie is popular so let's all copy Pewdiepie.

The real mystery is why everyone plays rave music during their streams.


https://youtu.be/0GW-Y445jUc

Jamesman fucked around with this message at 18:31 on May 2, 2015

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

CrashCat posted:

i get why you posted this guy twice but at least he is marginally good at games, unlike most of the beggars. though I can't stand to watch it for long because of his notification garbage.

honestly if you did just a collection of sub/donation notifications it would be amazingly bad, but you really have to have sound to appreciate how loving annoying

basically if you want to see how a new game plays, go to the page for the game and skip everyone over a hundred viewers or so, take the next one under that because the guy at the bottom probably hasn't got his poo poo working properly

I honestly didn't know I posted him before. Horrible beards start to blend together. And I found him under different games and he had different layouts so there's that.

My process is to just go to the top games and look at the thumbnails and see what jumps out. Usually only takes a couple minutes to take a screencap and jump on to the next person. The girls always have the huge webcams up and the guys always look like they're disappointing their parents, so I don't have to wait for a perfect shot. The only exception is Adrianne Curry's cam where I waited for them to hold ALL THE KNIVES up at once.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
This thread cannot die. Not while there is still so much gloriously stupid poo poo on Twitch to make fun of.

What's currently got 3,000 viewers? A returning fat piece of poo poo with an awful beard.



That game? Clicker Heroes; An "idle" game, which is a genre of flash game that more or less plays itself while you occasionally purchase upgrades to advance further along the endless gauntlet of incrementally increasing numbers until the equations collapse upon themselves and the game breaks and you win by being faced with the sad reality on your miserable life.

Because actually playing games on a game streaming site is now too much effort. Now just stream games that play themselves, get thousands of viewers, and get donations while your struggle to breathe through your mouth your disgusting lard beast.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

99 Headmates posted:

LOL! The guy is fat!

It's no so much the fat, as it is the whole package. Guy looks like he should be a frontman in a ska band, if ska were actually still a thing.

Maybe that's his story. Maybe he was in a Smash Mouth cover band and fell on hard times, and now he plays video games online watches video games play themselves and sings All Star for nickels.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

The longer it goes on, the worse it gets. Oh my god he keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper.

This is one case where I would advocate people calling cops on a streamer.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Wedemeyer posted:

Theres no way I'm watching all 17 minutes of it. What happens?

He keeps trying to explain how he downloaded so much amateur porn that some child porn must have slipped in there and come on guys hasn't that ever happened to you he hasn't done anything *BEER BELCH* wrong! But now that everything thinks he's a pedo he's gonna embrace it and start a pedo fanbase going and become king of the pedos hahaha joke no but really he doesn't have child porn on his computer guys *BEER BELCH* stop talking about it.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
There was also that one guy who lost a bunch of money player poker, then he forgot her left his stream on while he called a hooker to come over.

I can't find the video of that anymore though. All my searches turn up prank videos.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Parallax Scroll posted:

there was also a guy who finished a league of legends game and then went on pornhub forgetting his stream was still on. left the webcam on too while he was jackin. there's a screenshot somewhere with the chat reaction. best comment was "well at least we know he's not gay"

This has apparently happened multiple times. When looking for the video of a guy calling up a hooker, I came across a video detailing instances of these things happening, including a guy walking around his house naked and sniffing his own balls.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Will not let thread die. Still too much dumb poo poo to point out. Like this.



What's so bad about Naughty Dog doing a live stream and Q&A of Uncharted 4? Nothing. But then you have...




People who leech those feeds and do "reaction" streams. :effort:


If that's not worthy enough to mock, here's some of the usual for you.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
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CrashCat posted:

That is actually against the TOS and they could have been shut down. Only E3 video from the official Twitch stream (twitch.tv/twitch) was permitted to be restreamed on Twitch channels during the event.

Yeah, I reported him, because I enjoy pathetic losers (hopefully) getting punished for breaking rules.


Happy Bear Suit posted:

lol at "reaction" streams

When someone has something of value to say, that's one thing. When someone is literally livestreaming a livestream, putting their dumb face over it, and watching it like thousands of people already are (and being rewarded for it apparently), that is loving horrendous.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Athropos posted:

Yeah a lot of these girls barely play the games at all, they will gravitate around a popular game like CS:GO or LoL and then spend most of the time just doing random poo poo like drawing on boards, having dumb skype chats with douchebags or doing gymnastics with their titties flopping around or whatever. You should just report them for non-gaming content.

I wouldnt even mind if they did show their tits but twitch doesnt allow them to show nudity and most of the girls are just flirting with viewers to get more cash. A lot of them have steady boyfriends and poo poo.

Like, these girls can go on a cam site and be non-nude. They know that, right? Nobody will force them to show their breasts OR play video games.

If you wanna stream video games and you happen to be an attractive girl while you do it, hey OK that's fine. If you are forcing yourself to be on a gaming site just to get people to give you money because of your looks, why not just go on another site that is targeted towards that business model? And you can't tell me the money is better on Twitch than it is on a cam site because Drew Carey isn't buying houses for girls on Twitch.

Jamesman fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jul 3, 2015

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

I'm the Angry Bird plushie on the couch.

I thought guys weren't allowed to be shirtless on Twitch?

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
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Stealing this from the AUG thread.

EmmyOk posted:

You will have to open it in a new tab to get teh full size image to read the chat bar. It's about polite masturbation.


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