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let's make some jokes Dangersim fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Apr 29, 2015 |
# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:25 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:08 |
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glad the guy who unintentionally hits women lost his title so the guy who intentionally does it can fight a fat man
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:26 |
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He got stripped of his title too.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:26 |
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Detroit_Dogg posted:He got stripped of his title too. I"M TOO EXCITED FOR SPELLING
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:27 |
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Welcome to the Atom thread of Saltiness
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:27 |
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please be mindful of the hypens
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:33 |
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holy poo poo i live just a few blocks away from the crash.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:49 |
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Dangersim posted:let's make some jokes the mma jokes thread is archived, ah crap! Which all time great fighter was controversially stripped of his belt without being defeated for it? Muhammed Ali why did Jon Jones cross the road? to get back to his totalled vehicle to retrieve a pile of cash instead of checking on the pregnant woman whose arm was fractured when he plowed his vehicle into her after running past a red light. Knock knock? Who's there? 4. 4 who? Former light heavyweight champion Jon Jones. Doctor doctor, my arm is broken. Doctor: Much like the light heavyweight title reign of Jon 'Bones' Jones. What is the difference between Jon Jones and Rosemary? One herb may be found in the kitchen but the other is likely to go missing. The Rosemary herb is also unlikely to commit a felony hit and run or fail a drug test for cocaine, or slam a car into a pole and get a DUI.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:56 |
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Jones wanted to re-iterate that he was the first champion to be stopped by a pole since Carla took all the credit.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:57 |
acai moonsault posted:the mma jokes thread is archived, ah crap! lmao
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 04:57 |
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HOLY poo poo it just hit me the greatest outcome in all of this is now there's no way for Jon Jones to beat Anderson SIlva's title defense record, at least not until he goes on another 10+ title defenses when he gets back. He doesn't even beat GSP's at 9! Meanwhile the next two candidates are Aldo at 7 and Mighty Mouse at 6. Or gently caress it neither guy gets it and Anderson and GSP's legacies are secured for another generation.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:01 |
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i'd like to thank jon "bones" jones for his tireless efforts in legitimizing the sport of mma over the past few days
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:01 |
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Bubba Smith posted:HOLY poo poo it just hit me the greatest outcome in all of this is now there's no way for Jon Jones to beat Anderson SIlva's title defense record, at least not until he goes on another 10+ title defenses when he gets back. He doesn't even beat GSP's at 9! Meanwhile the next two candidates are Aldo at 7 and Mighty Mouse at 6. Or gently caress it neither guy gets it and Anderson and GSP's legacies are secured for another generation. If you count WEC Aldo is at 9.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:04 |
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he's still a champion, imo
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:10 |
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Bubba Smith posted:HOLY poo poo it just hit me the greatest outcome in all of this is now there's no way for Jon Jones to beat Anderson SIlva's title defense record I'M HARD
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:13 |
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https://vine.co/v/eWTqAUwKVM0
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:14 |
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I'm dying
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:16 |
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Bubba Smith posted:HOLY poo poo it just hit me the greatest outcome in all of this is now there's no way for Jon Jones to beat Anderson SIlva's title defense record, at least not until he goes on another 10+ title defenses when he gets back. He doesn't even beat GSP's at 9! Meanwhile the next two candidates are Aldo at 7 and Mighty Mouse at 6. Or gently caress it neither guy gets it and Anderson and GSP's legacies are secured for another generation. Cerrone is gonna have it broken by 2017.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:17 |
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Thanks, Jon, for all the good times you've given us.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:21 |
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Popy posted:holy poo poo i live just a few blocks away from the crash. You too could have been at the scene of the crash and thought "Oh man, that's Jon Jones!"
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:30 |
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Nice radio button poll
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:39 |
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Jon Jones should just not drive cars, it doesn't seem to work out. Surely all his wunderkind champ money would pay for a chauffeur.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:41 |
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projecthalaxy posted:Jon Jones should just not drive cars, it doesn't seem to work out. Surely all his wunderkind champ money would pay for a chauffeur. Jon Jones should just not; - snort coke - smoke drugs - be a Christian - gently caress with Chael
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:50 |
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DC upon hearing the news "I hope he's crying somewhere right now"
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:51 |
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projecthalaxy posted:Jon Jones should just not drive cars, it doesn't seem to work out. Surely all his wunderkind champ money would pay for a chauffeur. You're getting it all wrong. Jones doesn't drive cars for the reasons us mere mortals drive them. You might hang around with some buddies on a Saturday night and drink a few beers and play some 9-ball for a good time. For Jon Jones, he can only enjoy himself by driving a car while high. Sure, a chauffeur might give him a better chance to snort coke out of a stripper's rear end crack, but that's just not what he wants from life. I mean, he does want that, but he also wants to be driving while doing it.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:53 |
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eric posted:Nice radio button poll I don't know what that means, but thank you, eric.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 05:57 |
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holy poo poo chael is a prophet
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 06:04 |
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Dangersim posted:I don't know what that means, but thank you, eric. Ur supposed to make checkbox polls so we can vote for every option!!!
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 06:10 |
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A history of swagger jacking
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 06:39 |
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The Agony and Ecstasy of Jon Jones Crashing a Car
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 06:39 |
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SquirrelGrip posted:holy poo poo chael is a prophet
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 06:41 |
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http://chaelsonnen.com/products/chael-knows-limited?variant=1401211396 The limited run Chael Knows shirts are too good. I am sorry I missed them.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 06:45 |
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SquirrelGrip posted:holy poo poo chael is a prophet What did Chael predict?
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 06:49 |
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vulvamancer posted:What did Chael predict? That Jones vs Rumble wouldn't happen It was a reddit AMA last month or so
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 06:50 |
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Now I understand what Anderson Silva was referring to when he mentioned "the Shael no hespect nothing." "Shael" was not a cutesy Brazilian mangling of the man's name, he was referring to Sonnen in drag, acting in his role as MMA's agent provocateur.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 06:54 |
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It's a good thing that the judge lifted his travel restrictions. Now Jon can still go to UFC 187 and watch from the stands. I'm pretty sure he'll be cageside, but he'll still have nosebleed seats.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 11:50 |
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Prediction: JJ earns a really short jail stint from this, but the stress causes him to murder a fellow inmate with eye gouges and 12-6 elbows, upgrading his sentence to life without parole.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 12:47 |
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LobsterMobster posted:It's a good thing that the judge lifted his travel restrictions. Now Jon can still go to UFC 187 and watch from the stands. well done
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 13:06 |
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if you think bones will spend more time behind bars than he has already from turning himself in. Here's what's going to happen. His lawyer is going to negotiate a plea deal most likely with a reduction in the severity of the crime to reckless driving or some such. He'll probably lose his driver's license for 6 months to a year, and he'll have to do a bunch of community service. There is no question about the victims being properly compensated, and JBJ has more than enough money to basically walk away from all of this. Unless he does this again before his probation is up, he won't see the inside of another jail.
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# ? Apr 29, 2015 13:07 |
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In most places a DUI can disappear for about $5k even if your lawyer is Lionel Hutz and NM is the type of place where you can buy a fifth of jack at the gas station while you're filling up your car.
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