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Joey McChrist posted:get that man a psychic call-in hotline stat 99% of the call responses are "you're gonna cry yourself to sleep tonight"
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Joey McChrist posted:get that man a psychic call-in hotline stat He'd fit right in because pyramid schemes are based on triangles.
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Apr 30, 2015 01:44
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He should have been DQed in every one of his fights for eyepoking
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Apr 30, 2015 02:38
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I agree, Lord Waffle Beard.
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Apr 30, 2015 02:52
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He expended too much energy and got tired
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Apr 30, 2015 02:56
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I'm pretty sure you can just about always get a plea deal, it just becomes a worse deal the more evidence they have against you. Generally prosecutor's don't like going to trial due to the time, expense, and possibility of a not guilty verdict. The only exception I can think of is when a prosecutor is seeking the death penalty, which can obviously only be obtained from a guilty trial verdict.
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Lord Waffle Beard posted:He should have been DQed in every one of his fights for eyepoking we're thinking it and you're saying it.
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http://youtubedoubler.com/fgvF
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colonel_korn posted:Did this one get posted yet? yeah but it's not like i'm getting tired of it
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I don't know why Jones doesn't just own the fact that he's a horrible human being and find peace with himself. His holier than thou facade has been shattered a long rear end time ago. Has anyone made a Saint Row reenactment yet? He could even do the crouch chop before he leaves the scene.
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You lost your spot when your drug test popped Snortin blow, now you're pissing hot But da game been good to me You wrecked your car, confined to your house Now your ocelot's pissing all over your couch But da game been good to me First title fight short notice and you won that gold Fuckin up your life, coke whiter than Michelle Ould Rent a lot of cars, wreck 'em and those hos Say you lost your Nike deal, bitch they don't make MMA clothes Get disrespected everywhere you go Greg Jackson ain't say hit and run was one of your nodes They already know you got poo poo on your name Herb, they gonna take your belt, take your fame Take your cats, Snowball King sash, just you watch You playin' good Christian boy, bitch you need to stop
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So he's totally boned, right?
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How much money does a popular guy like him make per UFC fight? I know it's not F You money like Floyd Maywether makes, but it has to be enough that you should never have to be driving yourself around a New Mexican shithole, right?
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natetimm posted:How much money does a popular guy like him make per UFC fight? I know it's not F You money like Floyd Maywether makes, but it has to be enough that you should never have to be driving yourself around a New Mexican shithole, right? UFC fighter pay is incredibly opaque, but Jones
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LobsterMobster posted:You lost your spot when your drug test popped
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natetimm posted:How much money does a popular guy like him make per UFC fight? I know it's not F You money like Floyd Maywether makes, but it has to be enough that you should never have to be driving yourself around a New Mexican shithole, right? After bonuses and backstage pay I've heard anywhere from 3-5 million.
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eric posted:After bonuses and backstage pay I've heard anywhere from 3-5 million. He defended his belt what, 8 times? So even lowballing it and not counting any of his pre-champ fights he's worth at least 20 mil on fights alone not counting endorsements? This is why rappers and football players have posses. Jon Jones needs a posse.
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I think Jon Jones knows he could pay someone to drive him around. Jon Jones enjoys driving while high and drunk because every time he gets away with it he feels good. He feels good so he does more drugs, then drives more places, and he does this for months and months until he hits something.
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For 20 mil he could be doing way better things than driving drunk like paying midgets to fight to the death while doing lines of dessicated baby foreskin in Thailand. Or something.
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natetimm posted:How much money does a popular guy like him make per UFC fight? I know it's not F You money like Floyd Maywether makes, but it has to be enough that you should never have to be driving yourself around a New Mexican shithole, right? Jones has two brothers who are both NFL players with pay in the low millions and they've openly said he makes more than them combined.
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The real question is how much money does Jones have after taxes and cocaine are taken out.
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Jack Anderson posted:So he's totally boned, right? he's probably going to get a misdemeanor and have a civil suit with the woman he hit. he's not going to jail or anything.
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Fozzy The Bear posted:The real question is how much money does Jones have after taxes and cocaine are taken out. After taxes? Probably closer to 1.8 mil per fight After cocaine? The clothes he's presently wearing and half of his cat
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Fozzy The Bear posted:The real question is how much money does Jones have after taxes and cocaine are taken out. taxes go out, cocaine goes in. jeeze
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-Atom- posted:he's probably going to get a misdemeanor and have a civil suit with the woman he hit. he's not going to jail or anything. You actually don't have the slightest clue what's gonna happen
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He has a history of drug use, a felony at least upcoming, and is an easy mark for a prosecutor looking to make a name. He also injured someone. He could end up doing anything from a year to nothing depending on the DA.
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she just broke her arm guys. it wasn't serious bodily injury or death so if you're expecting Jon to get a felony or anything along those lines you're kind of kidding yourselves
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I would say that a broken arm would, yes, qualify as serious bodily injury.
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jones lost a ton of fans back when he bragged about being a snitch, how perfect that he went down for not only drugs but being a general piece of poo poo as well. he's finally exposed. still i feel bad for enjoying someone's suffering so much. it would have been way cooler if AJ just knocked him out instead.
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-Atom- posted:she just broke her arm guys. it wasn't serious bodily injury or death so if you're expecting Jon to get a felony or anything along those lines you're kind of kidding yourselves If he just ran from the accident, it would be a misdemeanor. New Mexico law specifically states that it becomes a felony once someone is injured in the hit and run. Doesn't matter how bad the injury is, it is still a felony. From what I understand, the broken arm means it is like a grade-3 felony, so it's not as serious if she would have died, but it is still a felony.
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tesilential posted:jones lost a ton of fans back when he bragged about being a snitch, I think it's time we all admit Jon Jones never snitched on anybody. There was only one boy who hid weed in his textbook at his school, and that boy was Jon Jones, and he went home and smoked it. Years later in an interview he fabricated the whole story for his image.
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Anecdotal, but here in CA, I had a co-worker get a DUI in a bad bike crash where he hurt himself significantly. They counted his own injuries against him and made it a felony. He got a year but he had at least 1 previous DUI and will probably only do 6 months.
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fwiw Anderson made about 6 million for the Nick Diaz fight and I've heard GSP net worth is in the 20-30 million range, though GSP doesn't seem like a guy who blows lots of money on stupid poo poo.
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Bubba Smith posted:I think it's time we all admit Jon Jones never snitched on anybody. There was only one boy who hid weed in his textbook at his school, and that boy was Jon Jones, and he went home and smoked it. Years later in an interview he fabricated the whole story for his image. He was probably smoking pcp and hallucinated the whole thing.
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-Atom- posted:she just broke her arm guys. it wasn't serious bodily injury or death so if you're expecting Jon to get a felony or anything along those lines you're kind of kidding yourselves Who gives a poo poo if she just broke her arm? He's a retard who ran a red light and ploughed his car into a pregnant woman. He's crazy lucky she didn't miscarry or worse. Real talk, the apologetic poo poo ain't really that funny anyway, but it's doubly so when you're trying to spin him being a oval office to this degree into something that's not so bad. He's also pretty lucky he's Jon Jones because if it were my family, I'd go beat the long streak of piss into a wheelchair for the rest of his days. I guess I'd take around 5 baseball bats and try to do it anyway.
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Aurain posted:Who gives a poo poo if she just broke her arm? He's a retard who ran a red light and ploughed his car into a pregnant woman. He's crazy lucky she didn't miscarry or worse. Having a colleague who lost his wife and spent 5 months in a coma last year after a drunk driver hit them puts this into perspective for me. Jones is a POS regardless of the injuries he caused this time, and should at the very least get a lifetime ban from driving, year in jail and get sued. If I was that rich I'd have a driver on call regardless of whether I'm drunk or not. 2nd point, have any of you heard the rumours that Malki Kawa is a former drug dealer and may still dabble in sourcing the good stuff for his friends?
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