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Oh I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that is what you think, I've got something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a belt at all.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Oh I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well if that is what you think, I've got something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows: I'm not wearing a belt at all.
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Cormier actually won 182. It just took a few months for Jones to notice.
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LobsterMobster posted:I'm pretty sure he'll be cageside, but he'll still have nosebleed seats. 
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It's nice to see Jon Jones join the pantheon of top-tier athletes who make ridiculously bad decisions. At this point he's basically MMA's Mike Tyson, he doesn't lose when he fights but he just loses at life so hard. I also can't help but consider that in a slightly different world Jones puts his weed in his pocket, stays at the scene, and is still fighting as scheduled. Though I have to imagine that he makes an even bigger bonehead move in that world and ends up stripped of the title anyway.
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"Jon Jones will strike a plea deal, pay restitution to the woman and everything will be fine." - people who forget that Jon Jones is a big idiot.
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Muddy Burphy posted:"Jon Jones will strike a plea deal, pay restitution to the woman and everything will be fine." - people who forget that Jon Jones is a big idiot. I'd lay even money he does another stupid thing within 6 months
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Diddie posted:I'd lay even money he does another stupid thing within 6 months Greg Jackson might lock him in one of his predatory sex closets that I'm sure he has until the New York show later this year. If Jon Jones is a good boy and stays out of trouble for the summer UFC won't have any problem getting him back into things, but if he does get caught with more cocaine or smashes his truck into a school bus that's when UFC would have to consider cutting him.
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There are two things that won't happen: Jon Jones ever being smart, and the 2015 UFC booking in NY actually working
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He expended too much energy and got tired
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Dangersim posted:http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=69016&siteSection=abqstudio_hom_non_sec&videoId=28979386 He does not look happy, Joe
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Aaaahahahahahaha owned you gigantic rear end in a top hat This is better than Rumble winning
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Dangersim posted:http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=69016&siteSection=abqstudio_hom_non_sec&videoId=28979386 Lol, that lawyer talks like he's trying to explain to mommy why it's not his fault that the cherry bomb broke the toilet.
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Of course Jones ran the red light. He couldn't stop there, it was bat country.
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"My client has a fight in three weeks..." Haha, nope. 
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Dangersim posted:http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=69016&siteSection=abqstudio_hom_non_sec&videoId=28979386 this was great
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Jon Jones's title should be awarded to Mark Hunt despite that not making sense, because Hunt is as good a person as Jonny Bones is terrible.
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I like the ~lawyer whispers~ at the end there. Also, I have to believe Jones broke the restriction on having alcohol or drugs as he was driving or being driven from the courthouse.
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Jake O'Brien buzzed Jon Jones with a punch, Stephan Bonnar beat him up in the 3rd round, Frank Mir slammed him in an elevator, Mark Coleman wrestled him at a show, I think one other time someone hurt him in camp maybe Reem, Vitor broke is arm, and Gustaffson hospitalized him. *raises glass* To them.
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Cuckoo posted:Aaaahahahahahaha owned you gigantic rear end in a top hat
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Someone save this for when Jones gets clobbered on his comeback so we can add another entry for Tyson.
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The incident reenacted via emoji 
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I know cocaine gives you a good feeling Jon, but you might consider the legal alternative Shamrock energy drinks for the next time you want to get a high buzz going.
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I like that Ken Shamrock wrote an open letter to Jon Jones out of the kindness of his heart with no ulterior motives whatsoever.
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kri kri posted:this was great Yeah, this is a pro click. I don't follow MMA but I know enough to know that Jon Jones is an rear end in a top hat and this is loving hilarious.
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didn't someone predict an open letter from ken shamrock just a day or so ago
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I feel like this thread and the Scott Steiner Terroristic Threats thread are spiritual brethren and it's fantastic and I love it.
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MBubba Smith posted:HOLY poo poo it just hit me the greatest outcome in all of this is now there's no way for Jon Jones to beat Anderson SIlva's title defense record, at least not until he goes on another 10+ title defenses when he gets back. He doesn't even beat GSP's at 9! Meanwhile the next two candidates are Aldo at 7 and Mighty Mouse at 6. Or gently caress it neither guy gets it and Anderson and GSP's legacies are secured for another generation. might mouse will beat it because his division is loving awful
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Triticum Guzzler posted:didn't someone predict an open letter from ken shamrock just a day or so ago If it was chael, then gently caress
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:If it was chael, then gently caress get that man a psychic call-in hotline stat
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