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SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

projecthalaxy posted:

Jon Jones should just not drive cars, it doesn't seem to work out. Surely all his wunderkind champ money would pay for a chauffeur.

Jon Jones should just not;
- snort coke
- smoke drugs
- be a Christian
- gently caress with Chael

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SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
DC upon hearing the news "I hope he's crying somewhere right now"

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
holy poo poo chael is a prophet

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

LobsterMobster posted:

You lost your spot when your drug test popped
Snortin blow, now you're pissing hot
But da game been good to me

You wrecked your car, confined to your house
Now your ocelot's pissing all over your couch
But da game been good to me

First title fight short notice and you won that gold
Fuckin up your life, coke whiter than Michelle Ould
Rent a lot of cars, wreck 'em and those hos
Say you lost your Nike deal, bitch they don't make MMA clothes

Get disrespected everywhere you go
Greg Jackson ain't say hit and run was one of your nodes
They already know you got poo poo on your name
Herb, they gonna take your belt, take your fame
Take your cats, Snowball King sash, just you watch
You playin' good Christian boy, bitch you need to stop

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