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gently caress Detroit, Right?
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Yep
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OH HELL YEAH *SLAMS BEERS*
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T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
did Helm really have the golden sack to try a pass there

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


This game is awful. Disqualify both teams and give Ottawa another shot at the Habs.

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

is wonderllama ok

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Poonerman posted:

sooner or later tampa has to make a push, no

no, not really.

they might score a random silly goal off a bad bounce and win 1-0 despite being dominated for 60 minutes because that's usually how these games turn out, can you work with that?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oh man, Helm wanted to pass to Tatar, but Tatar thought it was gonna be a shot on goal and was waiting for the rebound.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Duke Chin posted:

:siren: NOBODY WANTS TO SCORE :siren:

Are we talking about a hockey game, or a monastery?

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



It's not that nobody is TRYING to score.

It's that both of these teams are criminally incompetent

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Well at least Tampa wont beat the Isles record for fewest SOG in a game 7.!

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Dale Ouise posted:

Are we talking about a hockey game, or a monastery?

well it's not everybody wants to score, so... neither?

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
They need to give people power-ups or something

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
think i'm strokin out

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

TB is going to come out for the 3rd and just shell Mrazek.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Neodoomium posted:

It's not that nobody is TRYING to score.

It's that both of these teams are criminally incompetent

Detroit is. I dunno wtf Tampa is trying to do. They look like they're playing so careful that they've forgotten that hockey is y'know a skating game.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

T-Bone posted:

did Helm really have the golden sack to try a pass there

If Tatar just has his stick on the ice to receive the pass, it's a tap-in.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

A Kpro posted:

They need to give people power-ups or something
It's time for MULTIPUCK

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.
By golly, I would really like it if the Wings could loving score and win this series already.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I want this game to last until everyone in the arena is dead

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

A Kpro posted:

They need to give people power-ups or something

Both team are doing lines out back as we speak.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
when the Devils fans are mocking you for not scoring it is now def an issue due to loll Devils am I rite or am I rite.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Yawgmoth posted:

It's time for MULTIPUCK

Please God let this happen.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Zurreco posted:

By golly, I would really like it if the Wings could loving score and win this series already.

no

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.




I was hoping that if Detroit was going to blow it, that they'd do so early so I could go play GTA Online.

As usual, they are going to make me watch this for 3 hours before blowing it, thus depressing me AND wasting the maximum amount of my time.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Stoic Commie posted:

think i'm strokin out

...says the guy with a box of kleenex as an avatar... grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssss

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Wonderllama posted:

when the Devils fans are mocking you for not scoring it is now def an issue due to loll Devils am I rite or am I rite.

ohg od its worse than i thought

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

ohg od its worse than i thought

just fell asleep reading my own post.

pray for wonderllama.

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

Neodoomium posted:

I was hoping that if Detroit was going to blow it, that they'd do so early so I could go play GTA Online.

As usual, they are going to make me watch this for 3 hours before blowing it, thus depressing me AND wasting the maximum amount of my time.

Yeah, I want us to win this series and all but I would be fine if we just got blown out soonish so I could trim off my beard and go play some vidya. Instead I'm getting stressed for a few hours even though we all know the Habs will probably murder whoever wins this.

Mental Hospitality
Jan 5, 2011

Nostratic posted:

I want this game to last until everyone in the arena is dead

A possibility. They don't call Florida God's Waiting Room for nothing.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?

Wonderllama posted:

when the Devils fans are mocking you for not scoring it is now def an issue due to loll Devils am I rite or am I rite.

I'm wearing a 1995 Stanley Cup t-shirt with Claude Lemieux, Scott Stevens, and Martin Brodeur pulling the legs of an octopus like a wishbone.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Zurreco posted:

Yeah, I want us to win this series and all but I would be fine if we just got blown out soonish so I could trim off my beard and go play some vidya. Instead I'm getting stressed for a few hours even though we all know the Habs will probably murder whoever wins this.

I dunno, Habs are 4-0 against the Wings this year, but 0-4-1 against the Bolts

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Neodoomium posted:

I was hoping that if Detroit was going to blow it, that they'd do so early so I could go play GTA Online.

As usual, they are going to make me watch this for 3 hours before blowing it, thus depressing me AND wasting the maximum amount of my time.

:agreed:


playing destiny between periods isn't really helping me feel like i'm wasting my evening

Zurreco
Dec 27, 2004

Cutty approves.

A Kpro posted:

I dunno, Habs are 4-0 against the Wings this year, but 0-4-1 against the Bolts

Yeah but the Wings and Bolts are both cooling off at the wrong time. Meanwhile the Habs were able to handle one of the hottest teams coming into the playoffs.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

A Kpro posted:

I dunno, Habs are 4-0 against the Wings this year, but 0-4-1 against the Bolts

:siren: GO - MOTHERFUCKING - TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING!!! :siren:







<--

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Dandy Kaiser posted:

:agreed:


playing destiny between periods isn't really helping me feel like i'm wasting my evening

You have wasted as much time as you have spent playing Destiny.

And I say that having leveled two guys to 21.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'm glad the Blues sucking in the playoffs gets brought up in this game.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Neodoomium posted:

You have wasted as much time as you have spent playing Destiny.

And I say that having leveled two guys to 21.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaGxGbigzwM

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



lool are you loving kidding me right now

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
tear down this tie mr kucherov

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
lol penalty lol

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
i feel like this happens in every crucial playoff game

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