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it's a fact
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:39 |
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I just popped a stiffy.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:42 |
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future dads
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:44 |
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body of a dad
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:44 |
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Two dudes on the left smilin cuz of all the pussy that's going to come running at them at breakneck speed with these guys around
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:45 |
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i'm the sort of black guy
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:45 |
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This poo poo just popped up on my facebook feed
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:46 |
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lifeguard chick is on the way down to meet the fellas
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:48 |
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i wasnt gay until i browsed this thread ty op
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:48 |
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:50 |
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Broenheim posted:i wasnt gay until i browsed this thread ur welcome
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:50 |
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Gaunab posted:
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:52 |
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if you got bigger tits than a girl, she becomes uncontrollably horny and will rip your shorts right off
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:54 |
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also it helps if you really don't give a poo poo and have confidence
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 03:54 |
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Look at those sexy farmer's tans.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 04:07 |
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The chick is acting all nonchalant and aloof, stubbornly looking in any direction but theirs.. but you just know that, deep down, she's aching for them to go over and talk to her, maybe flirt a little with her if she should be so lucky.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 04:08 |
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that guy in the back who looks like mr bean is lookin pretty good
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 04:09 |
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confirmed
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 04:10 |
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so loving triggered
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 04:14 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:body of a dad girls love to bang daddish guys, op is probably right
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 04:28 |
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 04:29 |
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Big boy pool party
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 04:33 |
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Those dudes aren't even hairy enough for me to suspect that as a bear party.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:09 |
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the rainbow umbrella in the background over the woman symbolizes the lesbianism she has been driven to watching over these
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:11 |
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mdm posted:the rainbow umbrella in the background over the woman symbolizes the lesbianism she has been driven to watching over these nice try you cis gendered scum
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:19 |
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A good-fitting suit on a fit guy is to women what a figure hugging dress on a hot chick is to dudes. And it comes with added "he can provide" subliminal bonus points. You don't need to look like Brad Pit or whomever but if you scrub up well, have the loving thing taken in at the right places so it actually fits you and you have nice teeth and aren't fat, women will watch you walk across a room. These gormless tubby fucks don't know the giddy feeling of a table of chicks going silent for a few seconds as you walk past. And like I said, you don't need to be a 10/10 male model for this poo poo to work.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:20 |
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:nice try you cis gendered scum being cis is the tits Xaris posted:A good-fitting suit on a fit guy is to women what a figure hugging dress on a hot chick is to dudes. And it comes with added "he can provide" subliminal bonus points. You don't need to look like Brad Pit or whomever but if you scrub up well, have the loving thing taken in at the right places so it actually fits you and you have nice teeth and aren't fat, women will watch you walk across a room. These gormless tubby fucks don't know the giddy feeling of a table of chicks going silent for a few seconds as you walk past. And like I said, you don't need to be a 10/10 male model for this poo poo to work.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:21 |
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Xaris posted:A good-fitting suit on a fit guy is to women what a figure hugging dress on a hot chick is to dudes. And it comes with added "he can provide" subliminal bonus points. You don't need to look like Brad Pit or whomever but if you scrub up well, have the loving thing taken in at the right places so it actually fits you and you have nice teeth and aren't fat, women will watch you walk across a room. These gormless tubby fucks don't know the giddy feeling of a table of chicks going silent for a few seconds as you walk past. And like I said, you don't need to be a 10/10 male model for this poo poo to work. Your mother been telling ya stories about me again, eh?
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:23 |
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VendaGoat posted:Your mother been telling ya stories about me again, eh? sass has been
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:24 |
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Xaris posted:sass has been I'm sure it's all nice things.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:31 |
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im gay
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:33 |
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mdm posted:being cis is the tits
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:44 |
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:44 |
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he must have a wife, a mistress and a girlfriend
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:48 |
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I was going to scoff... But then I remembered I find Seth Rogen kinda cute. I guess if you're overweight, try to be funny?
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:55 |
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Xaris posted:A good-fitting suit on a fit guy is to women what a figure hugging dress on a hot chick is to dudes. And it comes with added "he can provide" subliminal bonus points. You don't need to look like Brad Pit or whomever but if you scrub up well, have the loving thing taken in at the right places so it actually fits you and you have nice teeth and aren't fat, women will watch you walk across a room. These gormless tubby fucks don't know the giddy feeling of a table of chicks going silent for a few seconds as you walk past. And like I said, you don't need to be a 10/10 male model for this poo poo to work. YOu really are a huge loving retard aren't you? I'll walk into the bar while you're in your homo loving suit and everyone will ignore your rear end to stare at me in my lovely underwear stained wifebeater because you look like a loving retard while im jacked nad handsome. I'm so sick of your poo poo, know your place bitch
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:59 |
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Gaunab posted:he must have a wife, a mistress and a girlfriend all three of them... even less attractive than him somehow
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:59 |
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Some idiot at huffpo decided dad bods are in and now we're posting about it. So fuckin' puppet-mastered.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:02 |
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JebanyPedal posted:YOu really are a huge loving retard aren't you? I'll walk into the bar while you're in your homo loving suit and everyone will ignore your rear end to stare at me in my lovely underwear stained wifebeater because you look like a loving retard while im jacked nad handsome. I'm so sick of your poo poo, know your place bitch hnggggggggggh piping hot streaming diahrea is coming out of my rear end and ITS IN THIS THREAD and i'm going to jack them right up your handsome nads and have you ejaculate my diahrea right into my mouth in a poo poo eating ouroboros
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:02 |
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InterFaced posted:Some idiot at huffpo decided dad bods are in and now we're posting about it. So fuckin' puppet-mastered. huffpo
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