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Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



︵‿୨🤍୧‿︵
༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.
Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 97.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence in this thread.

Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST book.


Here's mine:

quote:

We had met together under our own imaginary fig tree, and what we had seen wasn't a bird coming out of an egg but a baby coming out of a woman, and then something awful happened and we went our separate ways.

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Pretty Little Angel
Jun 26, 2006
:firstpost:

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:secondpost:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Tom looked.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
'What we know is that we're being impoverished for the sake of people we don't know and have never seen,' Thuriel countered.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Its a cook book from Better Homes and Gardens and its just a picture of cake

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd
im gay

SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND
Jan 21, 2008

*licks lips, reaches for original edition Darth Maul, Shadow Hunter*

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

quote:

"Suitcase contained the expected articles of underwear, shirts, socks, one pair trousers, ceramic pottery, toilet articles."

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
He represents this basic scheme as shown in figure 1.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Page 97 of The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 by Carlton Mellick III is just illustrations and names of various polearms. The fifth one is a polebat'leth.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
The Court found "more than a 'reasonable' likelihood" that Turner, who had been the subject of several such proceedings based on non-payment of child support, would again be subject to them in the future.

Lol Turner is a fuckin deadbeat

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
From the next closest book:

Oh, here, oh, now, oh hell!

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012

quote:

Only by annexing Austria and Poland can we secure enough lebensraum for the German people.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Third, it places restrictions on how agencies can share an individual's data with other people and agencies.

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
Now the last obstacle to the de-Germanization of the State was removed.

DustyNuts
Jun 1, 2000

Have you seen me?

As a rule, the membranes of dendrites and neuronal cell bodies do not generate sodium-dependent action potentials because they have very few voltage-gated sodium channels.

BabyArm
Mar 29, 2005

Like I give a crap!

quote:

In addition, have a surgeon present who is skilled in techniques of surgical airway management (i.e. rigid bronchoscopy, cricothyroidotomy, and tracheostomy).

So, yeah...

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
But at the same instant, in the dim light of the rifle-flashes, I saw or thought I saw a figure standing near the place where the rifle had flashed.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
"Thanks," said Cady, tinkering with the apparatus strapped to side of the big red truck.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

The closest book to me is on my computer

quote:

Once upon a time every Hacklemesh would venture out into the nature to see the sights and smell the scents.

non-ebook would be

quote:

They kept Emmeline's room trim and nice and all the things fixed in it just the way she liked to have them when she was alive, and nobody ever slept there.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

quote:

im gay

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot
hmm, it seems to say "ops a human being" .... weird

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



quote:

It is longer.

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!
I turn, too.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Then Agravain and Mordred and twelve other knights would go to her chamber and bring back Lancelot alive or dead.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Who keeps books in their house fag

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Over the years, its owners invested $4 million capital in the business.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who keeps books in their house fag

I keep them in my book case, not my house fag

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
What's on page 97 of Mein Kampf?

ScottyWired
Jan 30, 2014

Don't believe in yourself. Believe in the Kamina who believes in you. u suk
Kuyoh didn't care, and I was sure Asakura and Kimidori didn't either.

Gary2863
Jul 19, 2000

"How successful has been his work!"

I found this book in the laundromat

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Jubal scowled.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
Half-happy, by comparison of bliss,
Is miserable.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Nerves are separated from other nerves or from effector organs by specialized junctions called synapses.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


"Raptor Red discovered she was very proficient at this sort of Darwinian histrionics."

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

a book on alkaline batteries that i scored from my university's rack of withdrawn books for fifty cents, i pick up everything technical because old books often still have good fundamentals in them even if the tech is outdated

In practice a highly polished stainless steel sheet, which has been stopped off in a grid design so as to produce squares approximately 1.6 mm on a side, is used as a cathode. A plating machine which handles a number of these cathodes, shown in Figure 2.18, deposits nickel 1 micron thick. At the end of the plating cycle the flake is washed off with a spray of water and the cycle is repeated. The flake, handled as a slurry, is then washed, centrifuged to separate the product from the water, and dried. After grading to remove fines and over-sized pieces, it is stored in large boxes ready for use.

edit: didn't read instructions and just posted a parageraph

BattleMaster fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Apr 30, 2015

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
"In their youthful enthusiasm and optimism, they got such a kick out of saying, "I have changed! I am a totally different person!" that they jumped at the chance to egg each other on to say these words."

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
An experienced fox will elude a whole pack of trained hunting dogs by taking to water, crossing a dry stone ledge which retains little scent, [or] trotting on the top rail of a fence or on a stone wall.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



"By doing dirty work, he is a dirty man!"

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