I'm not too proud to admit I was wrong: taytay is better than kp

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feller: Jul 5, 2006

katy got the boobs but taylor has the everything else

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feller: Jul 5, 2006

my next mistake is the platonic ideal of a pop song

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:04

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

please kill yourself

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:04

feller: Jul 5, 2006

move over madonna

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:05

Not_Rainbow_Horse: Nov 11, 2013

dad gay. so what posted:

please kill yourself

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:05

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

dad gay. so what posted:

please kill yourself

Do it fggt

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:06

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

Which one has a cleaner butthole

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:06

feller: Jul 5, 2006

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:07

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

Omelette du Fromage posted:

move over madonna

This is where you start to sound like an idiot.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:08

feller: Jul 5, 2006

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:09

naem: May 29, 2011

Omelette du Fromage posted:

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:10

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Omelette du Fromage posted:

katy got the boobs but taylor has the everything else

katy also got the butt though

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:10

feller: Jul 5, 2006

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:13 on Apr 30, 2015

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:14

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

Omelette du Fromage posted:

katy got the boobs but taylor has the everything else

agreed

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

katy also got the butt though

nah they both got white girl butt

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:15

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

mango sentinel posted:

nah they both got white girl butt

nothing wrong with that

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:17

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

Katy also has never done anything nearly as awful as the "this sick beat" portion of Shake It Off

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:17

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

Omelette du Fromage posted:

taylor has the everything else

nope

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:18

salt shakeup: Jun 27, 2004; 'orrible fucking nights

LGD posted:

Katy also has never done anything nearly as awful as the "this sick beat" portion of Shake It Off

That's a really weird way to spell awesome

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:18

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Both are worthless OP

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:19

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

I had an ex that got mistaken for taylor swift once.

but yes I agree with OP

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:30

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

honestly she looks like she is from some flyover state with her dutch potato face. her facial features are as defined as oblivion characters

like yeah she's pretty but anyone can be pretty with professional stylists, trainers, and photo editing

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:34

jarjarbinksfan621: Mar 4, 2012

i have a crush on taylor swift. she sort of looks like a rat, but in a sexy way. a rilf if you will. usually, as a rule, i am not attracted to women who could likely beat me at basketball, but taylor is an exception.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:38

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Skinny white girl sucks and so does her "music".

# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:46

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

katy perry is better sorry op u were rigjt thw forst time

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:09

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Whichever one has sex with me first I'll admit is better than the other. Balls in their court now

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:33

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

LGD posted:

Katy also has never done anything nearly as awful as the "this sick beat" portion of Shake It Off

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:39

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

death
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:40

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i am literally shaking in rage at your wrong opinion

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:44

Flocons de Jambon: Apr 11, 2015

If Taylor Swift was my granddaughter I would be very proud of her.

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:44

naem: May 29, 2011

I'd like to watch katty parri and taylord swef put theyre tongues in each other's mouthf

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:49

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

I'd like to watch katty parri and taylord swef put theyre tongues in each other's mouthf

and alan is there whacking off oin their feet....hotototototot

# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:50

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

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have better taste in women, goons.

LGD posted:

Katy also has never done anything nearly as awful as the "this sick beat" portion of Shake It Off

have you listened to This Is How We Do? terrible

# ? Apr 30, 2015 09:04

Orkin Mang: Nov 1, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Tired Moritz posted:

have better taste in women, goons.

fat, stupid

# ? Apr 30, 2015 09:05

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; Hell Gem

Gaunab posted:

i am literally shaking in rage at your wrong opinion

you should just shake it off

# ? Apr 30, 2015 09:11

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

I would much rather date KP than Tswift -- both for the aforementioned boobs factor and because Taylor's history seems to indicate we'd have an obscenity-screaming mother-insulting plate-throwing neighbors-calling-cops restraining-order-inducing breakup after two weeks and then she'd write a song about how I'm a stupid evil loser bitch man and make millions from it (plus she's too tall)

But yeah if I'm listening to actual artistic output from one of em it's gonna be Tswift all the way

# ? Apr 30, 2015 14:27