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Totally kidding. But, at least they are prepared for when it eventually does happen. Soon all the western states shall be under Marshmallow law. Giant Stay-Puf men will rule the earth. AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott on Tuesday asked the State Guard to monitor a U.S. military training exercise dubbed "Jade Helm 15" amid Internet-fueled suspicions that the war simulation is really a hostile military takeover. The request comes a day after more than 200 people packed a meeting in rural Bastrop County and questioned a U.S. Army commander about whether the government was planning to confiscate guns or implement martial law. Bastrop County Judge Paul Pape said "conspiracy theorists" and "fear mongers" had been in a frenzy. Pape thanked Abbott for the letter to the Texas State Guard, which he believed helped emphasize the benefit of the military training rather than further fuel theorists. "It's a sad when people's greatest fear is their own government," Pape said. "Think about the ramification of that. If Americans go to sleep at night worrying whether their own government is going to sell them out before morning, it'd be hard to sleep." Suspicions about Jade Helm intensified on some conservative websites and social media after a map labeled Texas, Utah and parts of California as "hostile" for the purposes of the three-month training exercise that begins in July. Such war simulations aren't unusual, though the Army has acknowledged that the size and scope of Jade Helm makes it unique. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/texas-governor-abbott-orders-national-guard-military-takeover
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:07 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 04:43 |
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marshallah, brother!
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:08 |
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Marshall Law in Texas I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Apr 30, 2015 |
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Turboooooo posted:
Then these people can sleep soundly; the government sold them out years ago.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:20 |
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Sell Texas to Mexico while everyone is asleep.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:24 |
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I'm now wishing I made this a Photoshop thread all about "marshmallow law" And how this will effect all the cities, towns, and Stay-puft
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:32 |
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i'd be ok with a hostile military takeover of texas + the south whatever happened to supporting the troops you dumb rednecks? lmao
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:39 |
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FEMA DEATH CAMPS AGENDA 21 MARTIAL LAW CHEMTRAILS ILLUMINATI LIZARD PEOPLE
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:42 |
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WITH the chaos in BALTIMORE lizard pawn Obama is seizing TEXAN lands and guns. Make sure you BUY fluoride filters.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:46 |
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mdm posted:FEMA DEATH CAMPS AGENDA 21 MARTIAL LAW CHEMTRAILS ILLUMINATI LIZARD PEOPLE But not bodily fluids, the feminist spermjackers took over that years ago.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:47 |
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I welcome our new military overlords
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:47 |
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The riot in Baltimore is making old white people from the country edgy about the idea of Obama taking over and suspending the Constitution so Abbott sent a bunch of half-trained, heavily-armed, up-jumped civilians out to watch the US Army run around the desert for a while. So, yeah. It all boils down to sheltered old fucks being scared that the black fella in Washington DC is gonna send the Army to deprive them of their whiskey & incest porn.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 05:50 |
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Texas would be the WORST place to try that poo poo. This is one heavily armed state.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:09 |
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Turboooooo posted:I'm now wishing I made this a Photoshop thread all about "marshmallow law" And how this will effect all the cities, towns, and Stay-puft that wouldve been a nice thread imo
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:12 |
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under martian law doctors and other wizards are forbidden
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:12 |
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Pulp Can Move posted:Sell Texas to Mexico while everyone is asleep.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:16 |
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FrankenVader posted:Texas would be the WORST place to try that poo poo. This is one heavily armed state. Your daddy's .308 wouldn't do poo poo to an MRAP. But that aside, it's nothing but your idiot governor playing to the idiots who got him elected.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 06:29 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Your daddy's .308 wouldn't do poo poo to an MRAP. But that aside, it's nothing but your idiot governor playing to the idiots who got him elected. unrelated but it would be cool to see large-scale maneuver warfare in texas on the plains
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Raw Story has an article on a Q&A session citizens had with an Army rep Some of the choice quotes from that presser... quote:Most of the Jade 15 operations will take place on private property with the expressed approval of the landowner, although one participant asked why residents weren’t permitted to vote on it. quote:One man stood up to ask a series of increasingly specific questions about what would happen to protesters who disrupted Jade Helm exercises and whether the operations would be suspended. The operations are taking place on private land, which the owners, former military or politically connected themselves, who have either donated or being compensated for access to the land. I find the comment about "voting to use private land" particularly funny since most of these bozos are libertardians and the community voting to use or restrict a private individual's land to whom they grant access to, even if it's the government, is pretty tantamount to socialism. quote:Most of the role players are also service members or somehow connected to the military, he said, adding that troops should be able to spot them because their clothing might stand out in Texas. There's speculation that this multi-state exercise is a simulated Mid-East intervention, so it's probably stands to reason that the roleplayers are going to be dressed in clothing that most Americans probably wouldn't normally wear. Essentially, Texas and Utah are cosplaying as the "hostile states" of Iran and Syria respectively, while New Mexico is standing in for "neutral but sympathetic to hostile" Iraq, the rest playing Jordan, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia, and California is Israel with it's "insurgent pocket" near San Diego roleplaying Gaza. Also, how can anyone take seriously a logo with a glass slipper in the middle of it... Yivgev posted:unrelated but it would be cool to see large-scale maneuver warfare in texas on the plains You'll be in luck, since Jade Helm is supposed to have a Joint Operational Access Exercise in the middle of it, supposedly a paratrooper drop, I guess to represent seizing oil fields or, more likely, nuclear facilities in Iran. Young Freud fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Apr 30, 2015 |
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Young Freud posted:Also, how can anyone take seriously a logo with a glass slipper in the middle of it... I refused to believe that clip art logo from '94 was the logo of a rather large military training program but then I googled it and... welp.
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Jesus Christ posted:I refused to believe that clip art logo from '94 was the logo of a rather large military training program but then I googled it and... welp. Internal military documents tend to be rather bland. No one really goes into the military to get a liberal arts degree.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:25 |
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for the cost of one f-35 the pentagon could hire like, a dozen graphic designers to work for them until retirement ISIS has slicker looking poo poo than that ffs
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:30 |
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Feranon posted:for the cost of one f-35 the pentagon could hire like, a dozen graphic designers to work for them until retirement as it should be mashallah
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:32 |
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No, Martial Law took place in LA. You're probably thinking Walker Texas Ranger.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:34 |
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Why the slipper though?
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:34 |
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martial lol
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 07:50 |
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The worst part about that is that it implies texas has something worth taking.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 15:48 |
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bunch of rednecks with shotguns getting massacred by actual soldiers win-win all around, what's not to like
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 15:55 |
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It's nice to know Dale Gribble is actually a real person who lives in Texas.
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Ogive posted:The worst part about that is that it implies texas has something worth taking. Gee buddy, only the 14th largest economy in the world.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:05 |
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whoflungpoop posted:martial lol Poor discipline, khaleeshis noball boyz would have taken that pounding like men should
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Ogive posted:The worst part about that is that it implies texas has something worth taking. U dumb
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQZX0nzvMag
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:20 |
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pape
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:27 |
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Smashurbanipal posted:Gee buddy, only the 14th largest economy in the world. Their largest exports are neck sweat and despondency.
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:38 |
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oil and military aircraft
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:40 |
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Texas national guard vs US military
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# ? Apr 30, 2015 16:42 |
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burritolingus posted:No, Martial Law took place in LA. You're probably thinking Walker Texas Ranger. they had crossovers and were both terrible.
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gggiiimmmppp posted:under martian law doctors and other wizards are forbidden I dub thee Sir Deimos, Beater of rear end
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I'm feeling very triggered by the OP... I think I need to lie down
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