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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









THE LONG WALK

2: May Need Help



so what's this then this is where you get to do something about writing that novel you've always had inside you and can finally get all the money respect sex nothing you deserve.

sounds cool how does it work round about the first day of every month I put a thread up and you post in it to say how much new writing you're gonna post by 2359 PST on the last day of that month. there might be a little general leeway at the end of the month, but don't count on it and don't ask for extensions.

lol imma post one word 'lol' there I won lol there's a 4k word minimum. you can pledge more if you like, but 4k is the ante.

what happens if I gently caress it up every promise has to have a :toxx: attached. you fail, you get banned.

how should I post my stuff up to you, but a link to a gdoc with comments enabled is best that way you won't restrict your publication options later.

can I do short stories sure. It has to be new words (prose, poetry, limericks) but otherwise you can post whatever as long as you make the wordcount

can I critpost, shitpost, or shart my jorts don't really care, it's not the thunderdome so just follow the exhortations of your clotted goony heart but keep in mind that detailed crits of longform stuff aren't super useful; better to keep them general. normal CC rules apply so be harsh but helpful

is there an irc channel yes, if you've signed up: synirc, #longwalk

where are the previous weeks April

who tells the mods if i gently caress up and don't make it anyone can call in a failed toxx; right now it's likely to be me, we'll see how that works out (if someone else wants to take over this role I'll post it here)

who checks i've done it i could just not and say i did lol you need to satisfy me, which isn't a high bar tbh, but I'll probably need to see something, up to you what that is

how long are you gonna do it for at least a year, but if it's working for people there's no reason it couldn't go on longer

ock? look what does that even mean

Long Walk 2: May Need Help
sebmojo, 6k (half by 17 may) yep
entenzahn 5k woot doneburgers
:siren:killfast37 25k FAILED TOXX
:siren:
Lou Begas Moustache 10k yee ha partner
Dr Kloctopussayy, a frankly deranged 40k in 10k tranches whoa nelly done gj doc!
redtonic 5k done
Mrenda 20k yessers
ravenkult 10k yes but ewww
Grizpat's long-lost lovechild, 5k hhhhhhhheeeeee did it
:siren:Bompacho 4k FAILED TOXX BUT ALREADY BANNED, CUNNING LITTLE VIXEN
:siren:
angel opportunity 30k (10k by saturday, which is doneburgers)
sitting here, 9k (7k short, 2k novel) ya
fartello 5k & spaceship crits yeah
capntastic 6k, 3k by 17 May sure
chthonic bell: 5k with 2.5k by May 15 (if they re-reg) yes
kurona_bright 4k why yes
crobrarkc 5k uhuh
screaming idiot 4k yes (still buffoon)
docbeard 5k DID IT
:siren:morning bell 5k failed toxx, dooming a sweet moomintroll av dam u:siren:
surreptitious muffin 4k yes
hOPPER uk 5K yes

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Jun 2, 2015

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Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

erm... quack-ward
I'm going for three short stories of at least a third-draft level of quality but since that doesn't fit your preconceived notion of an :airquote:appropriate:airquote: goal I will pledge 5k instead. :toxx:

Good day, sir/madam.

Killfast37
May 7, 2007
I'm in for 25k words of new writing. :toxx:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
10k for your shitpost :toxx:

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"
10k for every week, Monday - Sunday. So 40k total. :toxx:

This is a terrible idea I will regret. It was nice knowing all of you. Goodbye in advance.

Edit (5/27/15):
Starting Word Count: 22,633
Current Word Count: 55,121
Completed: 32,488
Remaining: 7,512

Average Words Per Work Day Thus Far: 1,804
Required Words Per Remaining Work Day to Meet Goal: 3,756

lol gonna die -- oh wait, totally not gonna die, wooooooooooooo

Dr. Kloctopussy fucked around with this message at 06:46 on May 28, 2015

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

10k for every week, Monday - Sunday. So 40k total. :toxx:

This is a terrible idea I will regret. It was nice knowing all of you. Goodbye in advance.

hahahahooooly poo poo :golfclap: scribendituri te salutant &c

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Going for another 5k. Maybe on more than one project, we'll see.

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
I'm going for 20k words. Possibly divided between Emotions in Space, and Chick Lit with Farts. :toxx:

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


Doubling down for 10k words. :toxx::

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Throw me in for another 5k :toxx: Might up it later if work calms down a bit.

Ol Sweepy
Nov 28, 2005

Safety First
I'm going to try to scrape together another 4000 words this month.

Mostly because TDbot told me I had to. :toxx:

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
10k words of an erotica short by Saturday at midnight, EST :toxx:

30k words total for the month of May, at least :toxx: (this 30k includes the initial 10k)

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007
:toxx: for 7K of short story, 2K of novel words. Hello again my friends, may your walk be long but never lonely~

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

10k for every week, Monday - Sunday. So 40k total. :toxx:

This is a terrible idea I will regret. It was nice knowing all of you. Goodbye in advance.

bye :)

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
5k words continuing on my novel, PLUS I will post, irl, all overdue crits (which is all of them) from spaceship week of thunderdome

in thunderdome

:toxx:

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

6k, with half due by the 17th.

:toxx:

painted bird
Oct 18, 2013

by Lowtax
5k, with 2.5k due by May 15th.

Can I use stuff I wrote before I signed up, as long as it was in May? I have about 500 words. :v:

kurona_bright
Mar 21, 2013
Okay, I followed the first thread but didn't join. But I want to push myself to write something other than just Thunderdome prompts, so 4k words for May. :toxx:

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






5k for me, which i will post screenshots of my word counts like I did last month. :toxx:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
This month is going to be a rough one for me, what with apartment hunting and overtime and other bullshit, so put me down for a modest 4k. Not mindblowing by any means, but I also mean to do TD stuff as well.

I'm also going to try to edit my first novel after I finish this latest scene. Will Kevin Arc and his allies defeat Amadeus, the autistic cyborg pseudo-messiah?!! Yes, but how?

EDIT: :toxx: on the 4k

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
I'm at 5.5k words and have just six hours left until I'm banned!

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

in for 5K again, a minimum of half of which will be devoted to one of the two longer projects I started in April, rather than to the new and the shiny.

Any Thunderdoming I do this month is not to count toward the 5K. I want to actually stick to a larger work rather than leaving it to rot from distraction.

:toxx:

docbeard fucked around with this message at 03:18 on May 3, 2015

Morning Bell
Feb 23, 2006

Illegal Hen
In for 5k again. I'll be doing a lot of re-writing and editing this month, so new word-count will be low, but I'll thunderdome once or twice to make up for it.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart


I actually finished the story and it's just shy of 10k.

I have been writing literally all day, so yeah. I will write some more poo poo for part II to satisfy the 10k, but it will not be done for like 30 minutes.

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

judge a man by the content of his characters, not how he places them.

...until editing is done.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
i edited that post twice btw

Capntastic
Jan 13, 2005

A dog begins eating a dusty old coil of rope but there's a nail in it.

For some reason the alliterative name makes that line hilarious to me

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
lol

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









:toxx: for 6k words about a antipodean cyberpunk PI, 3k of which will be written by 17 May 2359 pst

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
I'll go in for 4K this month. Will post screenshots of word count. :toxx:

sebmojo if your PI character isn't a bionic wombat I don't even know what you're up to

Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW
new zeelanders have given me two wonderful words: antipodean and ensprogged

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"

Proud to report that I wrote 2,200 words today and am therefore over 1/20th of the way to meeting my :toxx: ...

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"

Dr. Kloctopussy fucked around with this message at 22:33 on May 6, 2015

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

[img width=1000]http://i.imgur.com/rftIaHu.jpg[/img]

noob

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
double fail

Dr. Kloctopussy
Apr 22, 2003

"It's time....to DIE!"

I KNOW GOD drat IT

EDIT: WHAT KIND OF LOSER CONSTANTLY REFRESHES THIS THREAD ANYWAY

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart
i constantly refresh all threads

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
refresh this *points to an ice cold sprite*

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Martello
Apr 29, 2012

by XyloJW

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

Proud to report that I wrote 2,200 words today and am therefore over 1/20th of the way to meeting my :toxx: ...

def better than me there tough guy

haven't critted any additional stories and i've written approx 666 words

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