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KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

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ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004
eat another hamburger, pig

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
This is it, this is the big one. Here, use this to do a few "dry runs" so you don't screw anything up dad gay:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/rete/dont-poo poo-your-pants

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
dad gay. shits himself in the pants and dies because of it

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Come darling. I'm waiting for you.

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
Anyone else hoping this is real?

I am.

I am.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ChrisHansen posted:

Maybe you are lactose intolerant. Next time double the bacon and skip the cheese. Also make sure to check out all the cool flavors of soda they have.

huh?

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Forums poster dad gay. so what, where did the potatoes come from today?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
just got back from having a cig. barely made it up the stairs... ungh

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

ChrisHansen posted:

Forums poster dad gay. so what, where did the potatoes come from today?

you mean at 5 guys? i honestly didnt even lookk it was a mad house and i was in a hurry. plus i had to pick up chixfila for someone too so i aws trying to hiurry wo it dodnt get col df uhgggh

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
uuuuunnnnggghhhh

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
why do you ask?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
can you have a heart attack from huffing too much compressed air? jeez this kills

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
have you fried farting

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ive been farting nonstop almost since i finished lunch just gas i think

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Die posting, you'll be a legend or something, I don't know... I may forget about you after a few days

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
just farted again

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my heart really kills

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Please die quietly.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
unggh

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

dad gay. so what posted:

my heart is like skipping and aching and my arm hurts also i feel like im going to poo poo my pants or throw up plus im light headed what do i do?? :(

Hey, man. It's probably the result of a blandly degenerate and unhealthy husk of a lifestyle centered on the 12 hours a day you spend making bad posts on the SA Forums.

Golden Gate Bride
Oct 23, 2008
knife to meet you

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Peta posted:

Hey, man. It's probably the result of a blandly degenerate and unhealthy husk of a lifestyle centered on the 12 hours a day you spend making bad posts on the SA Forums.

"centered"? huh?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what do you mean by "husk" too?

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

does 5 guys make veggie burgers

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ferroque posted:

does 5 guys make veggie burgers

I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT 5 GUYS RIGHT NOW IM KIND OF HAVING A SERIOUS HEALTH CRISIS

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Maybe you should, well, call your doctor.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Ferroque posted:

does 5 guys make veggie burgers

yes they can put things like lettuce and pickles on them

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

If your heart hurts and your left arm hurts then you might be undergoing or on the verge of undergoing a cardiac event such as a heart attack!! :sun:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Peta posted:

Maybe you should, well, call your doctor.

whts he gonna odd all he does is give me amphetamines and painkillres i, already took the amph but ia pain killer might but me to sleeve

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Your heart hurts, so you took amphetamines.

You're a loving dumbass.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Peta posted:

Your heart hurts, so you took amphetamines.

You're a loving dumbass.

im trying to keep it from stoppingd

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

Natural selection is having its way with this guy am I right ladies hahaha

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i wish someone would hepl me

Peta
Dec 26, 2011

dad gay. so what posted:

i wish someone would hepl me

I wish you would help yourself, by seeing a doctor.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
y is this peta guy being such a whiny bitch anyway who invited him to this foirums unggggghh i fuvking killls

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
im kind of on the fence. if df,sw died i'd kind of like the lack of 5 guys and grills, but compared to the rest of gbs he is still a p. good poster so...

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Peta posted:

I wish you would help yourself, by seeing a doctor.

wait r u peta from mockingjay?

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


drink a cup of bacon greaes to lube up the pipes

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nuclearmonkee posted:

drink a cup of bacon greaes to lube up the pipes

grtoss

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