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He clocked out at 12:11 and never came back. His office door is still open w/ the lights on. All his poo poo is still in there. His car is still in the parking lot (it's also unlocked). He was last seen walking into the bushes by the dumpster in the back of the building. He's been gone now for almost 5 hours. We've searched the entire building, we've walked around the premises multiple times (I checked the dumpster too, he wasn't in there.) We've even driven around looking for him. What happened to my coworker?
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I dunno but i think you should poop on his desk
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Apr 30, 2015 21:50
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where did he go
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Apr 30, 2015 21:51
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I murdered him OP
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Apr 30, 2015 21:51
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hes gone to attend his daughters birthday party despite his ex wife having a restraining order
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Apr 30, 2015 21:52
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Is this one of those things where your "coworker" turns out to be a Tyler Durden type split personality and he's actually you all along, OP?
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Apr 30, 2015 21:52
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did you check the shitter?
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Apr 30, 2015 21:52
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:did you check the shitter? yup
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Apr 30, 2015 21:52
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He's in police custody.
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Apr 30, 2015 21:53
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This happened at my last job. He came back all sweaty and say "_______ boy, I just had the craziest gently caress ever" Then again later he left at lunch and never came back (because he quit lol) anyways your coworker died
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Apr 30, 2015 21:53
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The Croc posted:hes gone to attend his daughters birthday party despite his ex wife having a restraining order
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Apr 30, 2015 21:54
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skander posted:He's in police custody. he's not listed on the sheriff office page... he is a black male though, so can't rule out the possibility that some dickwad cop shot him or something
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Apr 30, 2015 21:55
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Fusilli Jerry posted:he's not listed on the sheriff office page... there is no way it'd appear same day so honestly he probably is in jail
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Apr 30, 2015 21:56
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He's cruising yo
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Apr 30, 2015 21:57
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did u call his mom and dad to see if they knew where he was? maybe he is with them OHLY HSIT MY HEART KILLS
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Apr 30, 2015 21:58
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The Croc posted:hes gone to attend his daughters birthday party despite his ex wife having a restraining order D-FENS
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Apr 30, 2015 21:59
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He actually never existed, that's your car
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Apr 30, 2015 21:59
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I'm headed back to work now, so I'll see if his car is still there. I've tried calling him, but his phone is turned off.
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Apr 30, 2015 21:59
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dad gay. so what posted:did u call his mom and dad to see if they knew where he was? maybe he is with them OHLY HSIT MY HEART KILLS are you okay do you need a doctor
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Apr 30, 2015 21:59
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check his twitter
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Apr 30, 2015 22:07
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sometimes you just gotta jerk it for 5 hours
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Apr 30, 2015 22:10
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circ dick soleil posted:are you okay do you need a doctor i dont thinks so, and no
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Apr 30, 2015 22:10
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hes probably gone to buy weed
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Apr 30, 2015 22:11
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maybe he is rioting
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Apr 30, 2015 22:14
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Fusilli Jerry posted:He was last seen walking into the bushes by the dumpster in the back of the building. The guy's sucking some street meat why don't you all just mind your own business?
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Apr 30, 2015 22:15
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He is either dead as gently caress of having secret gay sex. Either way it really is none of your buisness what he is doing with his body.
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Apr 30, 2015 22:20
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ya i wonder if he dies op, except u dont have a co-worker, or work, or have a brain
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Apr 30, 2015 22:22
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steal his poo poo. go into his desk and steal his poo poo
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Apr 30, 2015 22:22
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Fusilli Jerry posted:He clocked out at 12:11 and never came back. His office door is still open w/ the lights on. All his poo poo is still in there. His car is still in the parking lot (it's also unlocked). Crack or meth1
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Apr 30, 2015 22:22
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he's working for a pizza delivery company on the side... last seen deliverring pizza to a goon
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Apr 30, 2015 22:25
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He realized he was wasting his life working in some office for no reason and he bailed to start a new adventurous life. He's halfway to CA or in a serial killer's trunk or something by now.
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Apr 30, 2015 22:29
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Start taking his stuff and set fire to his car
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Apr 30, 2015 22:34
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I once had this happen at my work but it was one of the main guys in charge and he was missing for a few days. Turned out he was in the county jail.
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Apr 30, 2015 22:38
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Apr 30, 2015 22:40
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what's on the other side of those bushes
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Apr 30, 2015 22:42
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The Croc posted:hes gone to attend his daughters birthday party despite his ex wife having a restraining order I get this reference
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Apr 30, 2015 22:43
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get some 5 guys
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Apr 30, 2015 22:43
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His name is Waldo, and he is currently wearing a red and white striped shirt.
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maybe he walked to five guys
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