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unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Are nerd losers, just barely considered men - but gently caress that affirmative action bullshit if u know what i mean.
Failures who let their families down every day.

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eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
my dad fucks me

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I don't make any money and I acquire new goods by trading

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

great thread but keep on trying

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

agreed. or not.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I really enjoy being a rich white male. Sorry OP.

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004
Where am I? is this 4chan....

Next thread: You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't at the gym getting an awesome body
or
Name a better band (Smashing Pumpkins)
Protip: you can't

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

"earn"




"money"

naem
May 29, 2011

murdering

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
full communism now

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
May as well put on your Sunday Best and go pluck some flowers while I pound you in the rear end, human being.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

unassertive boy 99 posted:

May as well put on your Sunday Best and go pluck some flowers while I pound you in the rear end, human being.

let me lube up first :bigtran:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This is just a way to make yourself feel better that a clueless retard like me gets laid non-stop while you are a mediocre looking imbecile.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
If you make more than $34,000 you are considered the elite 1% globally.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I think the nerds have all the money and that it's the struggles of the underclass that build masculine individuality.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

down n out posted:

If you make more than $34,000 you are considered the elite 1% globally.

having a car and a bank account puts you in the top 25% of the richest people in the world

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

but not top 25% of internet posters

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


The globe/world doesn't matter I'm not competing against those retardes

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

but not top 25% of internet posters

were the 'cream' of the 'crop'

im 'gay'

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

down n out posted:

If you make more than $34,000 you are considered the elite 1% globally.

i'ma go gently caress some ethopian girls

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
i support my family with root vegetables and whatever i can clink together out of my tarp selling business and my family is actually only like four or five girls I take care of and they all have personality disorders

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i could have joined my family's criminal enterprise and make bank but i had to be the black sheep and go to college and get a low-paying white collar job.

dad called a chump last time i visited him in prison :(

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

A misanthrope posted:

i could have joined my family's criminal enterprise and make bank but i had to be the black sheep and go to college and get a low-paying white collar job.

dad called a chump last time i visited him in prison :(

wait in line like everybody else sucka

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp

casual beep posted:

i support my family with root vegetables and whatever i can clink together out of my tarp selling business and my family is actually only like four or five girls I take care of and they all have personality disorders
Holy poo poo 5 girls.... woulda aborted em all til I got a boy

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Suspicious Lump posted:

Where am I? is this 4chan....

Next thread: You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't at the gym getting an awesome body
or
Name a better band (Smashing Pumpkins)
Protip: you can't

Grab the nearest book and open to page oh wait no somewhere already took that 4chan content and made a gbs thread out of it.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Holy poo poo 5 girls.... woulda aborted em all til I got a boy

what a waste. you could sell them or give them to your sons as toys

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I don't make any money but I do make a great breakfast burrito










For your mom
















The morning after















Nerd

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

burritolingus posted:

Grab the nearest book and open to page oh wait no somewhere already took that 4chan content and made a gbs thread out of it.

looks like you know lot about 4chan

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

meybe you should go return there


because youre posting is garbage

waveformghost
Jan 12, 2015

idiot

mrlego
Feb 14, 2007

I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.
Gross or net?

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Holy poo poo 5 girls.... woulda aborted em all til I got a boy

I didn't father them i kind of just romp with them you know I give them protection they give me pleasure you know its like that

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I live in a big pipe in an industrial park, posting from the public library right now. Just lol if you don't endeavor to stay off the grid.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
OP a man w/ nothing is a man w/ nothing to lose

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004
have fun being a slave to your rich white daddy for the rest of your life op lol

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
:quig:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

A misanthrope posted:

i could have joined my family's criminal enterprise and make bank but i had to be the black sheep and go to college and get a low-paying white collar job.

dad called a chump last time i visited him in prison :(

Could have been you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCYwcObxl78

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I don't remember this episode of Babar

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son gay. so what
Mar 13, 2011

Give Pat a Job posted:

I really enjoy being a rich white male. Sorry OP.

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