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i'm not a fan of bader's standup, it always has the same punchline
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May 1, 2015 13:20
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Diego says he's moving to 145 and wants the belt. The people of the world rise, with one mind, and one voice to say: gently caress off diego
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May 1, 2015 16:36
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Sanchez recently agreed to a sponsorship opportunity with Instant Knockout Fat Burner and said that when he started using the product, he suddenly realized dropping to 145 pounds was a real possibility
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May 1, 2015 17:02
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[suddenly sobers up becomes lucid in the middle of a jail cell] Hmm, some foul play going on here. My HAters will truly stop at nothing.
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May 1, 2015 22:13
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Dangersim posted:Playboy is a racial slur? it's Classist which may be a big deal in wider brazilian society but when one wealthy guy is fighting another wealthy guy and says you grew up rich enabling you to pursue pyjama wrestling as a vocation i extremely don't give a poo poo
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May 1, 2015 22:25
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maybe he was conducting his camp under the ring
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May 1, 2015 22:27
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So the Mark Hunt rollercoaster is due to start soon, I hope you're all ready for the various mood swings, depressing interviews, crises of faith, requests for a 275lb limit, delirious statements due to dehydration, dramatic retirements and then retractions once he's had some bread, and hopefully a fight at the end of it
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May 2, 2015 13:30
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Google Butt posted:So does floyd. wow, holy poo poo, talk about a coincidence
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May 3, 2015 18:27
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Thank God there's never been a boring champion who sells lots of PPVs in MMA.
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May 3, 2015 19:07
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somewhere tim sylvia is experiencing an unexplained tingle of joy
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May 3, 2015 22:02
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Before I make any predictions: how many of you guys went to church today?
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May 3, 2015 22:09
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church attendance is looking bad, hope you guys are happy when Stipe TKOs Hunt and Hunt/Crocop is his retirement fight
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May 3, 2015 22:17
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Dangersim posted:multiply that by about a hundred he showed his hundred million dollar cheque to kevin iole but wouldn't let him touch it. and that's not even counting front end or back end monies. they passed 500k buys before the card even started, and hbo had to stall for time because they had a backlog of buy requests. just absolutely insane money.
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Things THat Make You Go Hmm:quote:If they come test me for my fight with Weidman, they have to go test Weidman as well on the same date, same time. That’s an equal system. It has to be fair. It’s not fair that they test me seven times and only test him once. - Vitor Belfort, March 5th quote:May 23 rapidly approaching, Chris Weidman told me that he has been randomly tested by the Nevada Athletic Commission four times leading up to this fight with Vitor Belfort. Two times urine, two times blood. I asked Nevada, ‘How many times have you randomly tested Vitor Belfort?’ - Ariel Helwani, May 2nd
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May 4, 2015 00:35
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whatever, malki. the gently caress else is he gonna do
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May 4, 2015 21:59
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he's coming back because bloodsports are the only way for a guy who's had a taste of the good life to keep making lots of money with convictions and an unfinished community college education. well i mean there's drug dealing but he's maybe not the best guy at staying out of trouble.
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May 4, 2015 22:08
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Bluedeanie posted:Photographic evidence of Luke Thomas about to accept payment for an interview. lmao
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May 5, 2015 16:25
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here's a funny story about werdum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K9Ocv3OhPY
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May 5, 2015 17:35
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gotta give it to the man, he does question everything
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May 5, 2015 20:01
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that's cool but it's kind of funny that Anderson could take pride of place next to Ken Shamrock
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May 5, 2015 20:08
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they should put the guys i like in it, and a separate wing to house me so that i can complain bitterly
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Ariza posted:Everyone here hates Fedor. Which is fine by me, but he was probably the best fighter around for a while. I know people like to pretend that he wasn't fighting legit competition, but before the UFC he was fighting the best (and freakshows because it paid) around. Hendo knocking him out is in my top five fighting moments in history though, so I'm in no way a weirdo about him. He was fun to watch for a very long time, a long time ago. he was both the best heavyweight for several years and also spent years comically ducking even mild competition and extorting promoters to fight cans. he was incredibly bold faced about it but there was this constructed narrative that he was too pure a soul to possibly do that and now he gives interviews on tv saying every country in the world except russia is fascist
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May 5, 2015 23:22
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the mark hunt photo was taken just before he tore his knee and needed surgery and rededicated himself to kfc
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May 6, 2015 20:10
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Grifter posted:Oh, Tsuyoshi Kohsaka, I keep forgetting how many times you got massacred to satisfy PRIDE bloodlust, much like how you keep forgetting the names of your children. you probably keep forgetting because it wasn't very many times
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May 6, 2015 22:08
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i am sorry to say this, but this is what lies in my heart: i feel stipe will win, unfortunately
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May 7, 2015 11:40
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i bet an x-ray of mark hunt looks like a regular dude stretched from 4:3 to widescreen
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May 7, 2015 18:25
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I think Hunt's chin is going and even though he's done an excellent job of defying all logic so far, he has to start slowing down at some point. However I hope he punches Stipe so hard and perfectly that he falls face first through the middle of the canvas and emerges in Ohio.
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May 7, 2015 18:55
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May 7, 2015 23:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYCcw6gilM lol
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May 8, 2015 15:18
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May 9, 2015 12:31
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https://www.facebook.com/therealmarkhunt/posts/930131607031870
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May 9, 2015 18:04
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THE LORD GOD: alright i was pretty mad before but now i feel like i can once more trust you with my most beautiful and pure child THE HUMAN RACE: we've developed a new kind of satanic ritual torture that combines being punched 400 times with also being in australia
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May 10, 2015 08:37
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at least mark hunt will go down in the record books for what he was truly great at: getting hit in the head
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May 10, 2015 19:10
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also it's bad that hunt is back to being a .500 fighter
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May 10, 2015 19:12
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grace and class being shown by renan barao in equal measure: http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/5/10/8149771/renan-barao-t-j-dillashaw-is-not-a-champion-hes-a-jokerquote:"I looked in his eyes just to tell him, 'I will kick your rear end,'" Barao said through an interpreter in a recent media scrum. "I don't like him, because he talks a lot of sh*t. He's not a champion -- he's a joker."
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May 11, 2015 18:11
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you think you're a champion just because you insanely kicked my rear end? wrong bitch, i'm on a diet now. you think i can't cut weight just because i got knocked out by a bathroom? this is not the behaviour of a champion.
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May 11, 2015 18:12
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being a ring doctor must be cool because you get hired to do your job on the unspoken basis that you must never do your job
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May 11, 2015 22:08
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Stand back! I'm a doctor. No, like, stand back, so we can all get a good look at this dude dying on the floor. Gnarly...
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we've failed at all sponsorship Goon Projects but if jon jones ever goes to prison we should organise a letter writing campaign to send letters that say "hey pussy are you still there" and nothing more until his release
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