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May 1, 2015 06:06
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Personally my internet speeds are
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May 1, 2015 06:08
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 $35 a month in Canada. 
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May 1, 2015 06:17
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Well I know what's getting action movie of the decade. poo poo that was awesome! Avengers 1 threw in some jokes but this one was hilarious the whole way through.
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May 1, 2015 06:18
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Postin’ in the future. How's may treating you east coasters?
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May 1, 2015 06:23
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My goddamn bank card just got compromised for the third time in a little over a year. This time someone used it at a Canadian auto dealer for a hair over $400. Almost had it five months 
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May 1, 2015 06:25
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Geoj posted:My goddamn bank card just got compromised for the third time in a little over a year. This time someone used it at a Canadian auto dealer for a hair over $400. My Chase credit card just got defrauded as well. $26 at a mexican pharmacy.
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May 1, 2015 06:38
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Oh FFS I was just about to post the May thread. It was going to be about kittys, flowers and burnouts :rage:
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May 1, 2015 07:01
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Hey guys. Hand me down laptop showed up today. Unless I'm doing something wrong it took me a solid five minutes to figure out how to resize that in paint and get it onto imgur because apparently windows 7 refuses to honor the desktop AS MY SOVEREIGN loving LANDS E: OH MY GOD THE FORUMS FONT LOOKS LIKE rear end
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May 1, 2015 07:06
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ilkhan posted:Well I know what's getting action movie of the decade. Agreed, the quips were really funny. DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:Hey guys. Hand me down laptop showed up today. Why not let imgur do the resizing?
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May 1, 2015 07:11
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freelop posted:Agreed, the quips were really funny. I want you to take a step back and gaze into the stark realities of a man who just discovered he was so far behind the times that figuring out MS Paint was an ordeal, and reconsider that question.
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May 1, 2015 07:13
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DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:I want you to take a step back and gaze into the stark realities of a man who just discovered he was so far behind the times that figuring out MS Paint was an ordeal, and reconsider that question. when you copypaste the url put a lowercase L, M or S before the .jpg thats literally it
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May 1, 2015 07:14
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Oh I do that on my phone now, the one saving grace of the iphone was an app called imgupr that handled resizing but every time i put the L in it always looks tiny on my screen just letting imgur decide. Thought there was a button or something I had managed to miss.
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May 1, 2015 07:17
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This is a $70 per month internet connection in South Australia. I live literally 3 kilometres from Adelaide.  
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May 1, 2015 07:24
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So help me god if we keep doing speed testing I'm going to start reviewing strollers and home appliances
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May 1, 2015 07:28
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Avengers AGe gf Ultron was pretty great. Not as great as that girl's rear end from the previous thread but still pretty great. Other than the Vision sucking.
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May 1, 2015 07:33
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Starting May fresh I feel like I should confess to feeling some major auto ADD lately. I find myself googling terms like "997 ownership" and "e9x M3 ownership" and wondering if I can deal with the occasional annoyance/frustration of maintenance of a 5+ year old (and potentially expensive and temperamental) car like those because of the added joy both cars are well known to provide. Or I could just wait for the Focus RS. I'm kind of thinking a nice personal goal with my next car would be to keep it AT LEAST 4 years (barring major circumstances like catastrophic failure, an accident or theft).
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May 1, 2015 07:35
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DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:Oh I do that on my phone now, the one saving grace of the iphone was an app called imgupr that handled resizing but every time i put the L in it always looks tiny on my screen just letting imgur decide. Thought there was a button or something I had managed to miss. There is a button on the browser one down at the bottom  medium thumbnail  large thumbnail  huge thumbnail 
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May 1, 2015 08:03
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I cant get the gently caress over having to change my god damned laptop just to put loving music on my phone. I am officially Old. Back in my day, we had Windows 3.11 and we liked it, by god. Computers knew their place, and a man ruled the block with that bad rear end 386 under the case. You idiots have doomed us all. Only it will be the Appledyne iEndo coming back to ensure we have our judgement day.
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May 1, 2015 08:09
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couple gb's but gotta shake packets outta the cable some times
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May 1, 2015 08:37
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DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:I cant get the gently caress over having to change my god damned laptop just to put loving music on my phone. I am officially Old. If you don't trust imgur to do it then download this resizer which lets you just right click on image files to resize them. Age gets us all  last night I had to print off a crib sheet for all the control keys/buttons for GTA as I can't remember them. Feels like something my dad would do. Then I got eaten by a mountain lion when I got my jeep stuck trying to off-road it.
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May 1, 2015 08:47
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Got to crazy HR ladies creepy apartment-turned-office-yet-still-an-apartment-full-of-knick-knacks-oh-god-do-they-live-here-or-not and first item on the agenda is an intelligence test thingie. 20 minutes, I'm handed pen and paper, and left alone. With my smartphone.
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May 1, 2015 08:54
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The other warning sign was flying home and having the usual pleasantries with the family peppered with people I knew who are now either dead or in jail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrZ4sMRYimw e: leave it to GBS of all places to make me remember that I lost my virginity at a Marylin Manson concert INCHI DICKARI fucked around with this message at 09:20 on May 1, 2015 |
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May 1, 2015 08:55
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DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:Hey guys. Hand me down laptop showed up today. I'd rather get kicked in the balls than touch Imgur. gently caress that pathetic shithole
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May 1, 2015 09:22
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So we had one on one meetings with the instructor today after the lecture. He shows me a "progress sheet", and says "dude, you have no problem acing this poo poo. You're current on homework, your grades are great, and you obviously know your stuff". Then he asks if I smoke. I say ".... not cigarettes". And he says "I know. I got a funny story for you. My buddy won a <hilarious amount of> weed in a poker game the other day and was bragging about it". I laughed and told him it would take me at least a year to smoke all of that, he laughed and said it would probably take him a month. He did say he won't smoke if he has to work the next day, otherwise he's useless... I told him I'm useless if I smoke daily as well, but I have absolutely no tolerance these days anyway - usually reserve it for after work only if I don't have any homework or classes. Wonder how he knew I smoke  ?  I'm sure the tie die shirts I tend to wear, and the long hair, and the piercings, etc have absolutely nothing to do with that perception.... (god I hope he's not a goon, because I'm gonna get an rear end chewing next week if he is) DICKPOCALYPSE NOW posted:I cant get the gently caress over having to change my god damned laptop just to put loving music on my phone. I am officially Old. I skipped over Windows 3.x and went to OS/2, with a mighty 386SX/20 and 4MB of RAM. I think the best PC I ever ran with OS/2 was an old PS/2 model 95 full tower server with several SCSI drives, 8 or 16MB of RAM, and a 486DX4/100. Handled my BBS really well.
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May 1, 2015 09:25
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some texas redneck posted:Wonder how he knew I smoke You deliver pizza. That's how he knew.
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May 1, 2015 10:03
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I'm not the only pizza driver in the class. The other driver is also gay, and always parks next to my car. I only noticed his car because it has the same HRC equality sticker that I have on my car, and glanced in the back and saw a Papa John's sign in the back seat. BS'd with him, guy is downright crazy. Has dreams about gunning people down while working as an armored car driver.  I'm going to start parking on a different floor (maybe even the roof, where there's no elevator), he's been parking next to my car for almost 2 weeks now.Also not every pizza guy smokes. Just 98% of them. 
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May 1, 2015 10:30
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Just like every mechanic doesnt drink.
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May 1, 2015 10:39
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Just like a construction worker doesn't come in hungover. Aaannnddd I just remembered I gotta do telephone pole and manhole (lol) work all next week. Hopefully it doesn't rain. Super Aggro Crag fucked around with this message at 10:48 on May 1, 2015 |
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May 1, 2015 10:46
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Five days.
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May 1, 2015 12:11
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Holy poo poo my boss is so high right now. He's laughing his balls off. I hope he gets the munchies and we go out for breakfast.
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May 1, 2015 12:20
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Got a call to assemble my employees at 8am for the VP. Compared notes with others, there will be 150 of us assembled. The last 2 times this has happened in my career, it meant I'm looking for a new position. 
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May 1, 2015 12:26
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oh god the new roadkill... Im sore from laughing!
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May 1, 2015 12:57
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Ferremit posted:oh god the new roadkill... Im sore from laughing! That entire episode was just Freiburger wetting himself with laughter. It was beautiful.
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May 1, 2015 13:01
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14", I am not surprised at all that you turned aero off for win-xp style.
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May 1, 2015 13:25
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Rhyno posted:Avengers AGe gf Ultron was pretty great. uh linku~
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May 1, 2015 13:51
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also 
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May 1, 2015 13:51
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Shoutout to my PM for sending us black ink clear label tape when it has to go on all black equipment. 
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May 1, 2015 14:00
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T-Square posted:Dang, I totally forgot about LFS, I'm going to have to re-install that. Have been putting in a decent amount of time in iRacing and finally got my rear end out of Rookie Class. Autobahn is a fun little track, we ran there last spring and froze our asses off. I need to get my drat race bike on the track this year. Congrats on being one of the fast guys. Ferremit posted:oh god the new roadkill... Im sore from laughing! Off to the track we go...
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May 1, 2015 14:05
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Whelp, I guess I'm watching Roadkill as soon as I get home today. Ah, I love being right. Currently stuffing my face with coffee and an egg and avocado breakfast sandwhich at some little hippie cafe.
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May 1, 2015 14:10
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