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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ded posted:

she smokes? ugh

If she smokes she pokes :quagmire:

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there's nothing about this sentence i don't like

What word starts with N that you never want to call a minority?
















neighbor :rimshot:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Welp sent an email to my boss.

how strongly worded was it? Drunk is the best time to email your boss btw.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I don't care. They can either deal with it or I can work a lovely paying job and still be fine like when I first got here. My VA money means I don't NEED the job.

What are you doing that you're on call for all these lovely hours anyway?


E: man if I was single living in Hawaii is just be trying to get as many STDs as possible.

beanieson fucked around with this message at 14:27 on May 2, 2015

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Do you mean dick?

Everything is euphemism for dick. Literally everything.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

lol

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Shooting Blanks posted:

What? You're not a mod

Whip was a mod but he wasn't enough of a bastard, made all the other mods feel uncomfortable at the meetings/potlucks/etc

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Arishtat posted:

Shim's an rear end in a top hat, but he's OUR rear end in a top hat.

Exactly, what am I supposed to do without my rear end in a top hat????

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
If they close the drunk thread I formally invite eveyone to make the cop lounge the new drunk thread. It sort of is already anyway.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I just want someone, anyone really to suck my dick from the back

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Willy Pete posted:

Two simple words. I'm Gay.

No triggering or hurt feelings.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cole posted:

still a classic:





http://futurezine.storenvy.com/products/10507797-son-of-a-bitch-patch

beanieson fucked around with this message at 02:41 on May 5, 2015

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

One more week of classes, final project is a group presentation. Pro tip: when making a group, find the nerdiest try hard you can and then put that poo poo on cruise control because you just got yourself an A.

ITT: Whip pretends that he isn't the nerdiest try hard in the class

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Shooting Blanks posted:

Please don't draw cats on the board before class.



That's brilliant

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
We just denied employment to a woman when she answered "yes" to have you used cocaine in the last 12 months. She's been working for a neighboring agency for the last 3 years, but admitted narcotics use lol

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Maybe don't click on these links at work?


http://i.imgur.com/MNhwGLA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/O2Hrv7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sLVUQHv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zFhozPo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gKN0KYx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8NcgrUe.jpg

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Taking this gently caress You Friday to remind you all that Rush sucks and Geddy Lee needs his vocal chords ripped out

I disagree!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jr7llQ6gNQ

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Check your privilege you white cismale poo poo lord

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz


:snoop: scored 175

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

elite_garbage_man posted:

gip q of the week:

Should i gently caress a stripper?

e: just found out she has 5 kids fuckin lol

This isn't bad news, just means she's DTF & makes poor decisions. Of course, "stripper" means you already knew that.



His has me rethinking all sorts of things :psyduck:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Happy Mother's Day


http://i.imgur.com/w2KWhq7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HZRBbSH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/YjBKhdF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/N8VwnTk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zbMhLgy.jpg


beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
:nws: for hardcore/double penetration
http://i.imgur.com/DRKxsWf.jpg

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Professor Bling posted:

Making a sextape makes you famous, right?

That's how that works?

I 2ant to know if I'm famous now

post link, shits gotta go viral bro

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I'm a little confused right now because I'm really craving a chocolate covered banana.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

:suspense:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

no but i see a ton of people get out of the military and refuse to use the gi bill

i laugh at them like i do this guy

http://gawker.com/man-who-would-rather-go-blind-than-get-obamacare-now-go-1704019495

hah that's the best fuckin headline I've read in months

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dead Reckoning posted:

This may be the first time I've seen a not-NSFW 4Chan link, but I'm still not clicking on them.

The first one is pretty funny poo poo

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

holocaust bloopers posted:

Imagine that I posted that picture of my lawyer friend who's $340,000 in debt from student loans.

Im imagining this is her:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


http://thatshirtwascash.com/collections/frontpage/products/rainbow-hitler

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
This is loving amazing how am I just hearing about it now

Atomic wedgie killer tells Oklahoma judge: 'It's like a bad dream'


quote:

Brad Lee Davis, 34, of McLoud, pleaded guilty Monday to first-degree manslaughter for killing his stepfather the night of Dec. 21, 2013, after a fight.

The former Marine described the fight Wednesday at a hearing meant to help the judge decide the appropriate punishment. Sentencing is set for July 16.

The victim, Denver Lee St. Clair, 58, died after he was strangled by the elastic band of his own blue underwear. The band had been pulled over his head from behind. The cloth had ripped away from the band as the underwear was yanked.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I googled "lolicon" and the first hit was tvtropes. Didn't click, but I'm pretty happy with myself about not knowing what the gently caress that means.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Would

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
:vince:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Great thread.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mike-o posted:

I wonder if Katy Perry has seen that porn parody of herself.

I didn't know this existed and now I've got to cancel my plans for the evening.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
shut up cole

E: for new page

terrez posted:

what if god was o ne of us




beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I don't feel nauseous anymore, but it feels like I have a baby kicking around in my stomach and I just peed out my butt.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

how the hell did you find a gif of the original scene with no internet bullshit on it

it was literally the 1st result when I searched "chestburster gif" :shrug:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cole posted:

maybe i'll post a picture of katy perry sticking a tangerine up her rear end and make everyone go nuts because katy perrY IS NAKED!!!

We're waiting.

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Equine Don posted:

I stand with Cole on whatever


Equine Don posted:

Didn't read last page

Equine Don for 2015 Ironic(?) poo poo Poster of the Year

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