May 2015 Chat Thread: Bareback sex with Katy Perry

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Now for something useful

# ¿ May 19, 2015 04:44

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 05:06

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Reign Of Pain posted:

Go take your lexapro

To be fair, you are pretty weird. But whatever :shrug:

You're an IRS IT nerd who's co opted a mil/police sub forum on something awful dot com as his internet home. It'd be strange if you weren't a weirdo.

# ¿ May 20, 2015 01:09

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Reign Of Pain posted:

I didn't post a selfie of me in my underwear on something awful dot com swamp boy

See, we've all got our thing. You're the strangely aggressive irs dude. I'm strangely comfortable with my body. It's just like, whatever man.

# ¿ May 20, 2015 01:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cole posted:

that's part of the curriculum as well, i just didn't know it was what blade runner was based on. had never even heard of it until today.

You'd never heard of blade runner? How old are you?

# ¿ May 21, 2015 00:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cole posted:

the book it's based on. i saw blade runner a long time ago and i'm about to rewatch it.

Ahh ok. Blade runner is probably awesome to see 1st time as an adult since there's sssoooo many references made to it in pop culture that would suddenly click in to focus.

# ¿ May 21, 2015 00:48

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Two Finger posted:

Starship troopers is also a great book. I'm working my way through the Forever War at the moment.

As an aside, is Starship Troopers what Heinlein really believed?

Yea, the movie is an over the top spoof lampooning those beliefs but the novel is played straight.

# ¿ May 21, 2015 00:57

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 21, 2015 01:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Post your opinions about incest itt

# ¿ May 21, 2015 01:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 21, 2015 02:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Scoop up that trendy easy cooze while you can I suppose

# ¿ May 21, 2015 03:45

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Lazy Reservist posted:

Who's this lady

# ¿ May 21, 2015 04:06

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mike-o posted:

jesus loving christ, i decide to jump on facebook to see what my old iraq buddies are up to after like 3 months of not using it. i see a god drat cross with a good friend of mine's name on it. fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk gently caress everything. loving suck my loving dick this loving gay rear end world. loving killed himself and he wasn't even living far from me. god fuckign drat it i'm gonna get loving wasted tonight, gently caress everything. why the gently caress do people do this poo poo. why the gently caress do all us sadbrains fucks keep ventilating our skulls? god drat it i loving hate this lovely rear end world, gently caress you!

sorry bro

# ¿ May 22, 2015 11:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 22, 2015 18:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

That titty pic was just for you anyway. Take care buddy.

# ¿ May 22, 2015 19:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Holy poo poo.

Movie on Netflix, 12/12/12 its called

Featuring:
Awesome titties
and
a satanic infant baby performing oral sex on its mother

There isn't a smiley here that fully conveys my feelings on this so ill just go with :munch:

# ¿ May 23, 2015 19:06

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Say Nothing posted:

# ¿ May 23, 2015 21:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Like I said, :munch:

# ¿ May 23, 2015 23:32

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

KirbyKhan posted:

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

Boo this man

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/wg5Guvz.jpg :nws:

# ¿ May 24, 2015 02:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 25, 2015 00:12

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cole posted:

the best thing about a little thigh gap is you can usually tell if there is a dick somewhere in there

whenever i see pics like this i'm like "drat that's p hot i hope she doesn't have a penis"

The last link is just for you buddy

http://i.imgur.com/Q7jLi27.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9I9rb5l.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KUoOBa7.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mGJZMyw.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LOUuGyC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zzqnwjE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/baWObiv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9FdCrFv.jpg
:nws:

# ¿ May 25, 2015 00:54

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

If you don't shave your junk and other body hair with a straight razor you're a huge pussy

I'm a huge pussy

# ¿ May 25, 2015 02:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Miss Tranny Canada would disagree

I'd suck her dick

E: which presumably has been split open and inverted into a makeshift vagina

# ¿ May 25, 2015 04:37

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Equine Don posted:

Thank you for your service

# ¿ May 25, 2015 12:38

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

E: new page, let's make this a good one

beanieson fucked around with this message at 01:57 on May 26, 2015

# ¿ May 26, 2015 01:49

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:06

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# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:07

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:09

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:10

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# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:11

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# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:12

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# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:13

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# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:14

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# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:15

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# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:16

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 05:06

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# ¿ May 26, 2015 02:19

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