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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
More food porn ITT

My lunch today:



Had to have a 4 hour nap which is why I'm still awake now

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May 1, 2005

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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I was on call 10 loving hours a day, 6 days a loving week. Then they come to me and ask me to make it 12 hours a day. The compensation being I would get paid time and a half for the extra 2 hours a day.

Now a month and a half later I get a letter with my paycheck saying they can't pay me the time and a half any more starting after my next check.

1. The ONLY reason I agreed to work the 12 hour shifts was because of the extra pay rate.
2. It clearly already took place THIS paycheck.

I was already getting in a shittier mood every week because I have no free time and do nothing but work. Now this bullshit. Shady as gently caress.

Talk to your union representative

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May 1, 2005

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Nostalgia4Murder posted:

ROFL. I work for a small franchise. I think there are 8 employees total.

Do you know how to make a bullet proof bulldozer?

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May 1, 2005

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I hope Floyd Mayweather dies of cancer soon

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May 1, 2005

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Ralp posted:

Hi GiP. You are welcome to call any admins and mods names in FYAD, the forum for flamewars where mod sass is allowed.

This is a god damned loving lie since I get 6 hours probed no matter what the post and then...

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
No justice. No peace. Goons lives matter.

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May 1, 2005

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:



meet the new cast of Top Gear.

The dude on the right ain't gonna be able to fit a helmet over that hair.



As a matter of fact I am jealous :cripes:

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Why are you people even going to school. All you gotta do is get in with Treasury and it's all union protection and guaranteed promotions with yearly bonuses. :smug:

usajobs.gov

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Has anyone been told not to use the word "thug" in the workplace yet? Someone asked if they had to take down their Redskins poo poo the other day on a conference call and I told that dirty thugger to shut his gay mouth.

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May 1, 2005

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

gently caress anyone who doesn't think the Redskins is offensive. :colbert: That's gotta change. Might as well just switch to saying prairie niggers at this point.


If they get to have the Redskins I want blue gums and silverbacks chucking spears as mascots elsewhere, and the 49'ers had drat well better get a cartoonishly oriental chinaman to act as their new mascot "Mr Ching Chang Chong" the local opium purveyor and rail road construction expert and great grand father of the little chopsticks kicking everyone's rear end and the curve in Calc I when he isn't doing 17 in a goddmned 45 with his blinker on the entire loving time.

:colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGU2xwSsFs

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Everyone play Killing Floor 2 right now.



e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7CTEdDvsdk

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May 1, 2005

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Slim Pickens posted:

Last one was fun, good to see they updated the graphics. Are the one liners still as bad?

Cheers, big ears.

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Vote for the one that will increase the IRS budget. Freedom roads ain't free.


Oh, and we collect the money for your paychecks.

e: feel this needs a repost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn_Zln_4pA8

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Fat people should have to pay higher taxes.

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May 1, 2005

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May 1, 2005

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Are you people bitching about temps in the 80's? :wtf:

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May 1, 2005

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I have central air so I don't care what the world is like outside

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May 1, 2005

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AirCav58 posted:

whoever programmed this crap should be shot and their estate returned to the taxpayers Treasury Department - IRS - IT - GS12-2210 - Bonuses

ftfy

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
2lb chicken
tablespoon chopped onions
tablespoon flour
garlic clove finely chopped
1/4 cup dry wine
1/2 cup chicken stock
1/2 canned tomatoes, drained
salt pepper
2 fresh tomatoes peeled and chopped

Brown chicken, remove and keep hot
Add onions to skillet, cook 3-4 min.
Add flour and garlic and stir in wine and stock. Cook until it thickens.
Add canned tomatoes and chicken, simmer covered for 30 min
Remove chicken and keep hot.
Add fresh tomatoes and cook for 15 min - dump that poo poo on the chicken and eat it

The fresh tomatoes isn't really necessary for me though...

Goes good with that uncle bens poo poo

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
GS12 no degree :awesome:

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May 1, 2005

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:awesome: oh yeah, its series 2210(2nd highest iirc) step 10 + locality pay % :awesome:

I deleted 5 emails today and then left early to eat sushi

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May 1, 2005

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You make up missed sleep at work. Just open MS Word and put a heavy pen on the spacebar so OCS doesn't show you inactive

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May 1, 2005

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Only registered members can see post attachments!

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May 1, 2005

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Cole is fake.

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May 1, 2005

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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

lol at every post in the last 3 pages except for weird IRS guy

Go take your lexapro

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May 1, 2005

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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

What is lexapro?

gently caress you asscole

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May 1, 2005

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Rad Lieutenant posted:

To be fair, you are pretty weird. But whatever :shrug:

You're an IRS IT nerd who's co opted a mil/police sub forum on something awful dot com as his internet home. It'd be strange if you weren't a weirdo.

I didn't post a selfie of me in my underwear on something awful dot com swamp boy

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May 1, 2005

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Mr. Nice! posted:

Sounds like someone's jelly of beanie's hot bod.

Just the utility belt

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May 1, 2005

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Rad Lieutenant posted:

See, we've all got our thing. You're the strangely aggressive irs dude. I'm strangely comfortable with my body. It's just like, whatever man.

:agreed:

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
About to start a killing floor 2 game with whale if any of you slack cunts are up for it



E: :lol:


best :10bux: ever

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May 1, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKoLiOkWWQ

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I liked most Larry Niven's Ringworld series and even though it's more along the lines of fantasy Roger Zelazny's Amber series is great.

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May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Whose watched this?

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May 1, 2005

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Dingleberry posted:


Here have a redhead on the tur-let

Flush it

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May 1, 2005

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Basticle posted:

I dont actually know whats happening in this probably :nws: , definately :nms: http://i.imgur.com/jje7VDg.gif

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May 1, 2005

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at the date posted:

Them's fightin' words, Yankee. :clint:

Best BBQ is Texas BBQ

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May 1, 2005

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May 1, 2005

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:awesome:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hDPmTvqob0

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May 1, 2005

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Dead Reckoning posted:

Seriously. "It's sort of like a blowjob, except I don't want you to actually do anything, just sit there looking awkward while this other chick vigorously jerks me into your mouth." Is this guy so sexually jaded that he couldn't think of any other way to mix it up?

Maybe she has a bad gag reflex and this is the only way he could nut in her mouth?



Anyway, Mad Max B Roll since y'all have been screaming how awesome this movie is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9kK-CbqH0k

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May 1, 2005

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Just gonna say it again....


Tell it brother! :hfive: :iceburn:

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