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Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

the list isn't complete!! there are 25 spots and only 5 are filled.

# ? May 4, 2015 21:56

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# ? May 7, 2024 23:06

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Poque posted:

the list isn't complete!! there are 25 spots and only 5 are filled.

look up Dee Gordon's post game celebrations from this year and prepare to add him to the list

# ? May 4, 2015 21:59

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Dee Gordon owns

# ? May 4, 2015 22:01

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Put Ichiro on the list

# ? May 4, 2015 22:18

Crimson Sox: Jan 16, 2008; Bromance

N: Drew Butera DFAed
V:

# ? May 4, 2015 22:22

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

how is giancarlo not the star player of the super cool dudes team?

# ? May 4, 2015 22:24

ManifunkDestiny: Aug 2, 2005; THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.

Rockies reliever Adam Ottavino is getting a Tommy John surgery.

# ? May 4, 2015 22:24

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

I feel like if walk-off routine is a weighted factor, you gotta put A-Rod on there.

# ? May 4, 2015 22:25

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

ManifunkDestiny posted:

Rockies reliever Adam Ottavino is getting a Tommy John surgery.

AWW gently caress gently caress FUCKITALL

Fire up the Dr Andrews gif/mp4/whatever the format is now

# ? May 4, 2015 22:30

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

He at least didn't look atrocious on both sides of the ball like iannetta. Hope Perez can do better.

Angels still keep sending Matt Joyce out there over cowgill, who can almost certainly be better regardless of platoon situation.

Also weaver is completely cooked, says he feels great and healthy and just can't throw hard enough to get guys out. Really depressing yo watch him get shelled every time out.

# ? May 4, 2015 22:36

Vetitum: Feb 29, 2008

new thread title rules, so does this gif

# ? May 4, 2015 22:38

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Awww I liked the Astros being the best in the thread title but I understand why the change had to be made

# ? May 4, 2015 22:46

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

my astros look ridiculous when they're not in last

# ? May 4, 2015 22:57

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

IcePhoenix posted:

Reminder that this is tonight and the Twins promotions department is the best

http://m.mlb.com/video/v53589283/hughes-the-force-star-wars-night-is-may-4/

And guess who's pitching tonight!?

(also I'm going entirely because I want that bobblehead)

Star Wars Night is something only minor league teams who are desperate for attendance do so I guess it's the perfect thing for the Twins.

# ? May 4, 2015 23:13

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Go away Gendo

# ? May 4, 2015 23:13

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

ManifunkDestiny posted:

Rockies reliever Adam Ottavino is getting a Tommy John surgery.

God damnit I was hoping for a week off.

# ? May 4, 2015 23:39

Bob Ojeda: Apr 15, 2008; I AM A WHINY LITTLE EMOTIONAL BITCH BABY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR

IF YOU SEE ME POSTING REMIND ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Infidel Castro posted:

Star Wars Night is something only minor league teams who are desperate for attendance do so I guess it's the perfect thing for the Twins.

The Giants do it, like, every year I'm pretty sure

probably other teams too IDK

people like Star Wars I guess

# ? May 4, 2015 23:42

Koruthaiolos: Nov 21, 2002

The Nats are doing it in July, so tonight they're just running advertisements on the big screen for it all night.

# ? May 5, 2015 00:22

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

hanley died running into the monster

# ? May 5, 2015 00:41

ColdBlooded: Jul 15, 2001; Ask me how to run a good team into the ground.

Padres call up top prospect Austin Hedges. Sort of a weird move since Norris kind of owns right now and Hedges won't be playing much; but Wil Nieves is garbage so guess that's why they did it.

# ? May 5, 2015 01:18

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

The world of advanced stats, ladies and gents:

# ? May 5, 2015 02:43

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Man that is some seriously passive aggressive poo poo for this early in the year.

# ? May 5, 2015 03:02

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Teams tend to win more when they score more than the other team? That's pretty nuts, has somebody clued in SABR?

# ? May 5, 2015 03:09

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

SomeMathGuy posted:

Teams tend to win more when they score more than the other team? That's pretty nuts, has somebody clued in SABR?

I'm going to the Sloan Conference touting my proprietary More Runs Than Other Team (MR. TOT) metric.

# ? May 5, 2015 03:11

Kilonum: Sep 30, 2002; You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

SomeMathGuy posted:

Teams tend to win more when they score more than the other team? That's pretty nuts, has somebody clued in SABR?

I think the only sport where this is not true is golf.

# ? May 5, 2015 03:13

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Win #1 of at least 100 for super manager Craig Counsell this season is in the books! :toot:

come on just let me have this one thing

# ? May 5, 2015 03:14

abuse culture.: Sep 8, 2004

Jays hitting coach Bruce Jacoby got suspended for 14(!) days for yelling at an ump in Boston and probably slapping him or something

# ? May 5, 2015 03:27

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

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Jays hitting coach Bruce Jacoby got suspended for 14(!) days for yelling at an ump in Boston and probably slapping him or something
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did he actually punch the ump in the dick or something? Jesus

# ? May 5, 2015 03:31

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

I don't know what words Brook Jacoby could have said to get 14 games, so he must have shoved him or something.

# ? May 5, 2015 03:34

abuse culture.: Sep 8, 2004

theacox posted:

did he actually punch the ump in the dick or something? Jesus

Considering a player can get like 3 days for punching someone in the face, Bruce must have done the most illegal move in the history of wrestling to that ump

# ? May 5, 2015 03:38

Tender Bender: Sep 17, 2004

abuse culture. posted:

Jays hitting coach Bruce Jacoby got suspended for 14(!) days for yelling at an ump in Boston and probably slapping him or something

Good name/post combo imo.

# ? May 5, 2015 03:40

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

abuse culture. posted:

Considering a player can get like 3 days for punching someone in the face, Bruce must have done the most illegal move in the history of wrestling to that ump

My guess is he untucked, punched the ump in the dick, and then stood there admiring his hit.

# ? May 5, 2015 03:46

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

The Jacoby thing prompted a rule change in Fenway about how umpires and teams leave the field so he musta hit someone.

# ? May 5, 2015 03:51

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

N: The Red Sox
V: are bad; can't pitch

Although I am curious why the Hanley injury play wasn't ruled a catch on review. He clearly has the ball in the pocket of his glove and gets two full strides in before he hits the wall and jars it loose.

# ? May 5, 2015 04:08

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Salvor_Hardin posted:

N: The Red Sox
V: are bad; can't pitch

Although I am curious why the Hanley injury play wasn't ruled a catch on review. He clearly has the ball in the pocket of his glove and gets two full strides in before he hits the wall and jars it loose.

did he make a baseball move

# ? May 5, 2015 04:08

Carlton Banks: Jan 5, 2004; "The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

I was so disappointed when I checked the Red Sox/Jays box score and saw Joe West wasn't on the crew for that series

Would hitting Joe be enough to qualify someone for immediate HOF induction?

# ? May 5, 2015 04:10

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Salvor_Hardin posted:

N: The Red Sox
V: are bad; can't pitch

Although I am curious why the Hanley injury play wasn't ruled a catch on review. He clearly has the ball in the pocket of his glove and gets two full strides in before he hits the wall and jars it loose.

Clearly running into the wall did not constitute a "baseball move."

# ? May 5, 2015 04:10

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

The Man The Myth The Legend has retired

I'll miss you, you goofy looking bastard
http://www.bucsdugout.com/2015/5/4/8546037/former-pirates-starter-jeff-karstens-retires

# ? May 5, 2015 04:18

Kilonum: Sep 30, 2002; You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Carlton Banks posted:

I was so disappointed when I checked the Red Sox/Jays box score and saw Joe West wasn't on the crew for that series

Would hitting Joe be enough to qualify someone for immediate HOF induction?

I think you have to kill him for immediate HOF induction.

Just hitting him makes you a lock for when the other requirements are met, though.

# ? May 5, 2015 04:18

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

It took the Cubs 20 games, but they finally remembered they're still the Cubs.

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