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Jan 18, 2011

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Srice
Sep 11, 2011


lol

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011



This is my personal pick so far.

dick spacious :rip:

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


lies

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Jan 18, 2011

The journalistic integrity of ANN reports nothing but the truth

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Rapping Frieza Invites You to Sanrio Puroland Dance Event

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Jan 18, 2011

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

Rapping Frieza Invites You to Sanrio Puroland Dance Event

hahaha, nobody does it better than ANN themselves

These are all ANN originals:



My favourite is the tank vase

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

dotJPG posted:

hahaha, nobody does it better than ANN themselves

These are all ANN originals:



My favourite is the tank vase

Pizza Hut you used to have a good show advertising for you. How have you fallen so low?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

New Smartphone Game Lets You Date Super Moe Million-Year-Old Grannies

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Jan 18, 2011

Silento
Feb 16, 2012

YIKES Stay Gooned posted:

New Smartphone Game Lets You Date Super Moe Million-Year-Old Grannies

This sounds like my jam.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Julian Assange Admits Wikileaks Was Inspired By Serial Experiments Lain

K-ONtraband: Chicago, Ill. Gang Robs Bank In Full-Body Schoolgirl Costumes

TONIGHT: Wolf Blitzer Interviews Infamous IS Spokeswoman Ika Musume Concerning Invasions, Recycling, Ebi-Fry

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

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Jan 18, 2011


wtf I was just about to post

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Great minds my friend.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Well, I'm going to get drunk and watch Con Air while eating fried chicken. I hope to see this thread and Tarou getting SMACKED in the goldmine when I wake up at 3 AM to pee.

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


chumbler posted:

Pizza Hut you used to have a good show advertising for you. How have you fallen so low?

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Jan 18, 2011

Silento
Feb 16, 2012


I wish I could 5 twice! :eyepop:

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

By comparison, my life

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006


April 25, 2015
"Shortstack" being a combination of "short" and "stacked" is a very appropriate nickname for Hestia.

Actually, it's a pancake reference as you can see here:
code:
short stack
noun
a serving of one to three pancakes, French toast, or waffles
In fact I think you'll find that...














i no photoshop:saddowns:

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I loving love Anime News Network.

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Although Yamada expressed hope in an eventual Mexican release for Ora no Hikkoshi Monogatari, no such release has been announced.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

How do I goldmine threads?

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

shinchan is the coolest anime guy

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Past ANN is just as good as current ANN.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

art

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)

Amorphous Blob
Jun 26, 2009

by Lowtax

(and can't post for 2 years!)




oh wait this one actually happened

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011





I pity the poor bastards who have to deliver these. You know how you took that one dead-end job in high school just to learn how lovely the service industry is? This must be like that experience on crack.

*knock on door*
Delivery boy: Pizza's here!
*loud rumbling*
*from behind door*
:spergin:: You're late.
DB: (ugh) I'm sorry gohujinsama. Please accept your Miku-chan special with my deepest apologies.
:spergin:: M-M-Miku-chan is here!?
*door open inwards*
DB: (Don'tbreathin, don'tbreathin, don'tbreathi-OH MY GOD MY EYES)
*door appears to only open enough for one enormous arm to come through, the rest is wedged by an innordinate amount of trash*
:spergin:: I will *uha* accept Miku-chan now.
DB: (through the mouth oh god I think I can taste it) thank you very much sir, your total is...
:spergin:: *gives him the yen equivalent of a fifty* *snatches all boxes* *slams door*
DB: To the next stop ignore the fact that this bill smells like foot lotion it is. Not. Your. Problem. Don't. Think. About. It.

Hell is other people.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

SSNeoman posted:

I pity the poor bastards who have to deliver these. You know how you took that one dead-end job in high school just to learn how lovely the service industry is? This must be like that experience on crack.

*knock on door*
Delivery boy: Pizza's here!
*loud rumbling*
*from behind door*
:spergin:: You're late.
DB: (ugh) I'm sorry gohujinsama. Please accept your Miku-chan special with my deepest apologies.
:spergin:: M-M-Miku-chan is here!?
*door open inwards*
DB: (Don'tbreathin, don'tbreathin, don'tbreathi-OH MY GOD MY EYES)
*door appears to only open enough for one enormous arm to come through, the rest is wedged by an innordinate amount of trash*
:spergin:: I will *uha* accept Miku-chan now.
DB: (through the mouth oh god I think I can taste it) thank you very much sir, your total is...
:spergin:: *gives him the yen equivalent of a fifty* *snatches all boxes* *slams door*
DB: To the next stop ignore the fact that this bill smells like foot lotion it is. Not. Your. Problem. Don't. Think. About. It.

Hell is other people.

Yeah that person you just sorta invented is the pits

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

SSNeoman posted:

I pity the poor bastards who have to deliver these. You know how you took that one dead-end job in high school just to learn how lovely the service industry is? This must be like that experience on crack.

*knock on door*
Delivery boy: Pizza's here!
*loud rumbling*
*from behind door*
:spergin:: You're late.
DB: (ugh) I'm sorry gohujinsama. Please accept your Miku-chan special with my deepest apologies.
:spergin:: M-M-Miku-chan is here!?
*door open inwards*
DB: (Don'tbreathin, don'tbreathin, don'tbreathi-OH MY GOD MY EYES)
*door appears to only open enough for one enormous arm to come through, the rest is wedged by an innordinate amount of trash*
:spergin:: I will *uha* accept Miku-chan now.
DB: (through the mouth oh god I think I can taste it) thank you very much sir, your total is...
:spergin:: *gives him the yen equivalent of a fifty* *snatches all boxes* *slams door*
DB: To the next stop ignore the fact that this bill smells like foot lotion it is. Not. Your. Problem. Don't. Think. About. It.

Hell is other people.

Are you the :spergin: here?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009
SSNEOMAN TRIES TO BE FUNNY
fails miserably

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

brevity is the soul of wit

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

delete that post and the reactions then goldmine

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

also there actually is a short movie with the subject of hikkimori pizza delivery which is not garbage called shaking tokyo in the anthology film tokyo! so watch that everybody

The_Frag_Man
Mar 26, 2005

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StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
Trying something a little different.



I have photoshop but not the original fonts. Close enough.

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