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Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
yeah you're p much spoiled for choice get a local imperial ipa. it'll almost certainly be good. go hog wild!

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Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

extra stout posted:

that's definitely into full on alcoholism, and full on strange humble bragging

Definitely wasn't trying to brag. I'd love to be able to get tipsy off a tallboy.

I think my body is just used to higher ABV craft beers that I've been trying lately. A 6 pack of terrapin hopsecutioner does me just right at 6.7 ABV. But I've stopped getting them all the time because $10 5 nights a week ads up.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
it adds up to $50 a week

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Colt 45 works every time

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Possibly Chicken posted:

Colt 45 works every time

Dude...

If I could get a king cobra right now it would be so on.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Earlier this week I drank 3 dragon's milk s and the hangover was like gently caress is wrong with my lifea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

psyopmonkey posted:

Dude...

If I could get a king cobra right now it would be so on.

why can't you

Gumbercules
Jan 12, 2004

These aren't my lamps. These have feet.
drink anything that isn't an ipa, because that'll be the only beer left in five years

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Earlier this week I drank 3 dragon's milk s and the hangover was like gently caress is wrong with my lifea

Lord yes. I drank the 4 pack and the next day it hurt to think while driving to class.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

I dont live in an impoverished area/its portland.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Smellbound posted:

drink that strong rear end lagunitas until you fall off your chair

that's my plan

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i deserve this

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
drink an IPA like every other beer human being out there

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hey OP I love Descutes beer. Go to the brewery for me and just get sloppy.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm having wine at the moment

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
Whatever is on sale in a 30 pack.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

cool tree bro posted:

Whatever is on sale in a 30 pack.

No, thats too much beer.

Im going to have 2 16oz cans/bottles.

That will be plenty.

Hashtag, watching calories.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

psyopmonkey posted:

No, thats too much beer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
enjoy your ice cold brew, op

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
ipa's are really popular because they taste really good. lol at the angry bud light drinkers

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Nefarious posted:

ipa's are really popular because they taste really good. lol at the angry bud light drinkers

you shouldn't drink ipas ice cold becaue it isn't good for Peak Flavor but ice cold brews are the most refreshing in my opinion

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

Nefarious posted:

ipa's are really popular because they taste really good. lol at the angry bud light drinkers

ipas just use bitter to mask subpar ingredients and processes.

wheat beer is literally the best way to judge the quality of a brewery.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
halfway through my 1st lagunitas and feeling the warm tingles

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

cool tree bro posted:

ipas just use bitter to mask subpar ingredients and processes.

wheat beer is literally the best way to judge the quality of a brewery.

the best ipa's balance out the massive hop bitterness with a good amount of malt sweetness. i just drank a "calling" ipa by boulevard and it's one of the best beers i've ever had

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im really into scottish ales and german beers lately, mainly because every loving brewpub has 20 ipas and 5 of everything else and its super loving dumb

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I'm going to the grocery store to buy stuff for the week, as well as for the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight tomorrow. Want me to pick up something for you, Psyopmonkey?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Android Bicyclist posted:

I'm going to the grocery store to buy stuff for the week, as well as for the Mayweather/Pacquiao fight tomorrow. Want me to pick up something for you, Psyopmonkey?

No thanks, im ok. Im about to head out as soon as the sun goes down.

Its been too drat bright today.

:argh:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Brown ale > hefeweisen > lager > pale > cow poo poo > ipa

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
had something called smuttynose before, it was pretty good. hadn't heard of it before today but i think i'll continue drinking it because it tasted good and made me feel good and these are the qualities i like most in a beer

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gnarlyhotep posted:

Brown ale > hefeweisen > lager > pale > cow poo poo > ipa

:agreed:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Great thread psyop great job woah wow fantastic work
*stands up and applauds*

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Business Gorillas posted:

Great thread psyop great job woah wow fantastic work
*stands up and applauds*

Better than your threads buster brown!

:colbert:

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I just got back from a big bonfire, the only thing to be had was Genesee and Labatt Light.

Labatt is a lot tastier than I remember

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i used to pretty much only drink guinness and delirium nocturnum/tremens with the occasional fat tire and blue moon, but then i quit smoking 2 packs a day and my tastes completely changed. now i stick to mostly lagunitas for the flavour and high alcohol content so i dont have to drink 12 to be drunk

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
So what did you end up going with?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

So what did you end up going with?

I havent left yet. Im going to in a few minutes.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

psyopmonkey posted:

I havent left yet. Im going to in a few minutes.

well loving hurry up

what is it with women that they can't be on time

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Now I want ice cream :3:

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Darf posted:

Now I want ice cream :3:

Dude, I passed by the case at the little bodega up the hill and I was all, "Oh poo poo kid, thats happenin'."

I didnt say that outloud. I probably just looked very happy to see ice cream.

Diets arnt fun, but im making up for it today.

:dance:

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