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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
The last time u drank a beer your nads shriveled fell off and a disgusting tranny vag sprouted and you became unbearable this is what you get for making fun of how I look in tiny chat

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Neukoln19 posted:

The last time u drank a beer your nads shriveled fell off and a disgusting tranny vag sprouted and you became unbearable this is what you get for making fun of how I look in tiny chat

Shut up wendi.

:colbert:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Smellbound posted:

haha this will kill the OP though???

I fuckin hope so

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
OP I'm going to Ground Kontrol should I drink a PBR tallboy or a Session?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Android Bicyclist posted:

OP I'm going to Ground Kontrol should I drink a PBR tallboy or a Session?

You should drink a Rainier/Coors Light tallboy.

Ground Kontrol is better on weekday nights.

Stop by ming bar when your done.

I might be there later.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Yeah I just missed Free Play night but my friends are meeting up there.

I'll see if they'll be interested in heading to Ming Bar later.

AutoSnakes
Apr 29, 2009
Asahi Extra Sharp, ya dummy. It all tastes the goddamn same out here anyway.

e: nevermind, I see now that picture was unrelated.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I drink what's under the sink

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Darf posted:

I drink what's under the sink

Please read all the warning labels before attempting this.

You could get hurt.

:ohdear:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

That looks like a fine evening right there.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

jesus christ

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

don't post macrobrews idiot

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

learn to cook

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Android Bicyclist posted:

Too many IPA's these days.

Maybe a shandy? It's nice out today for a shandy.

Shandys are loving horrible

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Brannock posted:

learn to cook

I know how to cook thank you very much.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Bruce Kison posted:

Shandys are loving horrible

Lienenkuggels (sp?) Summer Shandy tastes like heavy metals after 2 bottles.

I lived on that poo poo from 2009-2010.

:gonk:

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

psyopmonkey posted:

heavy metals after




:rock:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

No, like palladium and mercury and nickel.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Bruce Kison posted:

Shandys are loving horrible

nah they're fine for hot summer days

actually all types of beers are good and if you don't like a particular kind it's because you're an idiot bitch child

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Nefarious posted:

actually all types of beers are good and if you don't like a particular kind it's because you're an idiot bitch child

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

psyopmonkey posted:

and mercury



:rock::rock::rock:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Nefarious posted:

nah they're fine for hot summer days

actually all types of beers are good and if you don't like a particular kind it's because you're an idiot bitch child

Sorry, I just dont like beer mixed with lemonade or some other soft drink

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Bruce Kison posted:

Sorry, I just dont like beer mixed with lemonade or some other soft drink

We might just get along Kison...

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
notice i said all types of beer and not all beer

rainier, for example, is literally piss and cum in a can

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat
Try dis

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nefarious posted:

actually all types of beers are good and if you don't like a particular kind it's because you're an idiot bitch child

ya

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
So, I drank those beers.

They were tasty and good.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
Status on the burrito?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Darf posted:

Status on the burrito?

There was a critical failure in the oven.

We have teams dispatched to deal with the aftermath.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
I once absolutely disintegrated a pot pie in the microwave. There was only a small puddle of ooze left

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Darf posted:

I once absolutely disintegrated a pot pie in the microwave. There was only a small puddle of ooze left

did u stick your dick in it

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
I took a burger home from a restaurant and put it in my refridgerator.

To reheat it I put it in the microwave. The burger exploded and the microwave glass was destroyed.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Darf posted:

Status on the burrito?

:gas:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Darf posted:

I once absolutely disintegrated a pot pie in the microwave. There was only a small puddle of ooze left

I have a gas oven and this burrito was aparently only meant for microwaves.

So... Yeah, theres some issues.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...

Nefarious posted:

did u stick your dick in it

duh

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
rip burrito

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
It worked out.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

psyopmonkey posted:

It worked out.



this is pathetic

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
did you cover it in cinnamon?

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Nefarious posted:

this is pathetic

It tasted pathetic too.

Sometimes its fun to slum it though.

:dance:

Im probably having way more fun than you tonight.

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