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Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Big ups to pwn for the high quality image I used to cobble this together!

Last time, on Saturday Night Live...

I appreciate everyone indulging my experiments in different formats for this section, by the way. It keeps it from becoming rote. Here's what I'll try this week.

Must-watch: QVC, where Kate MacKinnon does a fabulous not-Liza Minelli selling a poncho that Aidy wears... weirdly.
Must-skip: Jacob the Bar Mitzvah Boy Teacher Trial, whose whole point seemed to be "lol isn't it cool when a dude bangs his hot teacher?" It sucked.
The Californians!: Hollywood Game Night is quickly running out of reason to exist outside of celebrity impressions (which were almost entirely dire this time around), while VLOG continues the adventures of Janelle, who continues to be the closest thing to a reason to be on the show for Sasheer Zamata, so... yay? It's not awful, but it's not legend material either. Cinema Classics still lives and dies by the strength of the movie parody, which wasn't really all that great this year, but the continuing saga of Reese D'WHAT?! remains fun enough.
Music: The Wolf and Believe were apparently meant to show off some new sound, but I still fell asleep.
Weekend Update Report: Part One / Part Two - Still owns! The correspondent bits were kind of off (They brought back a random-rear end old bit with the bad painting lady, and my opinion on Jacob has yet to change) but the continued sharpening of the news jokes is still a delight.

This week, on HEY EVERYONE, THE AVENGERS IS COMING OUT THIS WEEKEND!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIgEOTUJ4PM

Scarlett Johansson has had a long, varied, and skilled career, and is one of the big names lending her gravitas, alongside Robert Downey, to the Avengers series. You already knew that, though. But did you know [insert Wikipedia factoid]?!?!?!?! Yeah, I thought not. That's why I'm the smartest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk

Wiz Khalifa is one of the more... I dunno, respected names in rap? I feel immensely underqualified to make a judgment on him, since I don't know poo poo from crap about rap. I posted the song above because I found it really funny watching some sort of goodbye Paul Walker song.

Coming up...

The last two episodes of the season!
May 9, 2015: Reese Witherspoon & Florence + the Machine
May 16, 2015: Louis C.K. & Rihanna :allears:

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I eagerly await this year's Marble Columns-style sketch.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Mo0 posted:

But did you know [insert Wikipedia factoid]?!?!?!?!
I'm pretty sure that turned out not to be true. Sorry.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Graphic lookin' good Mo0.

Sadly the time of SNL posting dress rehearsal cuts to YouTube seems to have come to an end. While the first half of the season had 10 cuts posted from as many shows, there's only been 4 since the first of the year, the last being from the Dakota Johnson episode at the end of February. It was nice while it lasted.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
The Whitest Day in American Sports

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Ooph, audio problems

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
No fair Mayweather has an advantage beating up a woman.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
The joke is nobody remotely Asian has ever been on snl

Tatum Girlparts posted:

No fair Mayweather has an advantage beating up a woman.

Definitely has experience!!!!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

ScarJo is very attractive.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
See Keenan is black so he doesn't know about his kids

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

FishBulb posted:

See Keenan is black so he doesn't know about his kids
Pretty sure the joke is that people on the show basically live on the 17th floor.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I greatly enjoyed that monologue.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

pwn posted:

Pretty sure the joke is that people on the show basically live on the 17th floor.

Pretty sure nope

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



That show with the gay guy and his mom...

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

ScarJo got skinnier after having a kid.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Mooseontheloose posted:

ScarJo got skinnier after having a kid.

Seriously she looks like she's gunna fall through a wooden deck

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

FishBulb posted:

Seriously she looks like she's gunna fall through a wooden deck

I mean, she looks healthy but she is definitely more full bodied I thought naturally.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Are we the only three SNL thread regulars not watching the fight? We're not even halfway through page 1

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

pwn posted:

Are we the only three SNL thread regulars not watching the fight? We're not even halfway through page 1

Uh what are you talking about we all watched the fight, the regressive political beat the serial abuser

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
may 11

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Hey, I'm in a sketch! :woop:

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

pwn posted:

Are we the only three SNL thread regulars not watching the fight? We're not even halfway through page 1

I am not paying $100 for boxing PPV or any PPV ever.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Also, the Nerf sound effect when Manny Machado hit the ball had me on the floor.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I got both going!

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person

Mooseontheloose posted:

I am not paying $100 for boxing PPV or any PPV ever.

Man, and I thought the wrestling PPVs were getting pricey

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Mooseontheloose posted:

Also, the Nerf sound effect when Manny Machado hit the ball had me on the floor.

Seriously

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

FishBulb posted:

Seriously

As is this Black Widow: Girl Movie sketch.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That was a good sketch.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

I hate Girlfriends, it's the worse sketch.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Mooseontheloose posted:

I hate Girlfriends, it's the worse sketch.

It's better than what's his gently caress the Jewish kid that tells bad jokes

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Girlfriends gives good Aidy, so I'll accept it for that reason.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

FishBulb posted:

It's better than what's his gently caress the Jewish kid that tells bad jokes

I find Jacob funny on occasion but this has never got a laugh and has never even grown as a sketch.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Mooseontheloose posted:

I find Jacob funny on occasion but this has never got a laugh and has never even grown as a sketch.

I'm sorry about your brain problems. You should see someone about that :(

Pinwiz11 posted:

Girlfriends gives good Aidy, so I'll accept it for that reason.

Yeah I mean at least Aidy and Cecily have good delivery.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That's a Ginsburn!

Reset Smith
Apr 6, 2009
I cannot properly articulate or understand why, but Jakob the Bar Mitzvah boy is one my favorite SNL bits off all time. Something about Vanessa nervously and pointedly ignoring all of Seth's questions just slays me.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

Reset Smith posted:

I cannot properly articulate or understand why, but Jakob the Bar Mitzvah boy is one my favorite SNL bits off all time. Something about Vanessa nervously and pointedly ignoring all of Seth's questions just slays me.

You are my nemesis and some day we will face each other on the field of infinity

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Oh poo poo, Shaq face.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I love this Shaq.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
It's the worst Shaq. At least Keenan is fat and bald.

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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



...and now he's tipping over.

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